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"Naruto! Get down here right now!" Sasuke yelled from the bottom of the stairs. It was the first day back to school since summer vacation and the gang was now entering high school.
"Dammit, Sasuke. I told you not to wake me up for a reason." A sleepy Naruto said as he came down the steps in his uniform. Sasuke looked Naruto up and down before turning to leave.
"It wouldn't be very nice to leave us here alone." Said three bothersome voices in unison.
Sasuke sighed. "Naruto?" He asked.
"Yeah?"
"When the hell did Lee, Neji, and Choji get in my house?''
Neji smiled evilly and hugged Sasuke. "We came through the back door, silly." He said in the most scariest voice heard by man. Choji glared at Neji and flipped him off.
"Ch-Choji… Please don't fight with that drug addict." Naruto said to the other.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME A DRUG ADDICT?!" Neji demanded. He had bags under his eyes and his nose was red. Outside of that, everyone knew that he was an addict.
Lee stepped between the two couples and smiled. "Please don't fight about that right now. It's are first day of high school. Are we not to have a good time?"
"It's that tooth pick's fault." Neji pouted.
It was true that Naruto was a tooth pick, but Neji was talking about Choji. His fatter self was gone once middle school came round while Neji gained a little wait and some connections to drugs.
Sasuke ignored the four and walked out the door.
"Can't you just drop dead already?" Ino asked Neji, popping out of no where.
Naruto, Lee, and Choji backed away from the two and ran out the back door.
Ino pulled Neji out of the house and the six of them walked to school. The funny thing is, this went on for weeks. That is… Until Neji died from an over dose, Choji died from AIDS (Thanks Naruto), Naruto and Sasuke died in bed from starvation (They got stuck…Thanks Sasuke).
I know this is inda stupid, but it's my first fanfic