"CANDEEEEEEEE!!"
by: chisan
~request~ plz review each chapter before reading the next :)
Zim and Gir wait impatiently at a bus stop. The setting falls on a grimy city, around summer time. The humidity squelches the life from Zim, gagging at the never-before experienced heat wave, as they call it. Gir flailed around the bench in which sat the green "kid".
"GIR!" Zim ordered.
"Yes, Master, I obey," his eyes turned red as he made a salute. Then, his eyes changed to a light blue, following with a scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" He ran, just as the bus appeared from the curved horizon. Gir lined up from behind Zim, carrying the brown bag of candy, in which he dragged poor Zim out of his quarters to get. Zim gave a sigh of relief as he loaded onto the bus, Gir striding slowly after.
"Whoosh!" Gir's rockets shot up from his legs, and he zoomed down the aisle, in his normal stance- tongue sticking out, eyeballs popping out.
"Uh... he has diabetes!" Zim explained as he curled his hands behind him evilly. Once the few people that sat the bus pretended not to notice the odd dog with rockets in its legs, the satisfied Zim took a seat near an old lady. Her mouth was gaped open at the horror of Gir, and she resembled Mrs. Bitters a lot. As Zim seated himself, Gir flew onto his lap, talking about his favorite bubble gum. The old lady dropped her bag in her fear of Gir.
"WHY?" Zim asked, "Why am I plagued??" He echoed through the bus. Gir smiled.
"Poop." stated Gir.
"Oy." Zim smacked his head. Ring Ring! The bus came to a stop. Gir grabbed the bag and scurried off. Zim smiled nervously, tilted his head back and walked off the bus. The old lady screamed in fright as Zim strolled into his house.
"Oooo, MY CANDIES!" Gir was about to stuff a few candies in his mouth.
"GIR!" He snatched the candies. Tears welled up in Gir's eyes.
"Can... deh..." He slurred, then running off, screaming, and then hitting his head on the toilet in the kitchen. Zim rolled his eyes, and opened up the trash can in which led to his secret laboratory. He popped in a video, in which to record on to update the Tallest on his assignment. He popped a few candies into his mouth and turned on the video.
"Hello, Purple and Red. As you know," he began to feel odd. He looked in the bag. Use as prescribed, consult a doctor if there are any side effects. Side effects? "My-" All of a sudden, Zim felt- he actually didn't know what. "Well, hello there..." He raised an eyebrow at the VCR. "How long have you been here?" He smiled cheesy. Then, he returned to normal. STUPID CANDIES!!
*shows Red and Purple receiving video*
"I lost my ship code, can I have yours?" The video purred. Red and Purple's eyes bulged out of their heads.
*back at Zim's home*
"GIR! That... candy... it makes me feel..." A sudden urge caught Zim.
"Zim?" Gir cried.
"Naaaaaaaughty!" He licked his teeth. Gir grew fright in his eyes.
"CANDEE DOES NOT DO DAT!" Zim realized he must've switched bags with that lady.
"I NEEEEEEEEED CANDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Gir howled. Zim turned back to his regular self.
"Okay, okay, Gir. We'll find the lady, and get your candy back." Gir sniffed a joyful tear.
"Th-thank you." He smiled.
Zim threw Gir his disguise. All the while, Zim dressed as he had that day. He went into the kitchen, with Gir coming shortly behind. He opened the fridge.
"Hi there, you big strong," Zim felt weird again, "carrot."
Gir cocked his head with a questionable thought on hand. Knock knock! Zim slammed the fridge shut.
"Gir!" Zim demanded. Gir seemed quite scared to come to his master.
"Y-y-yes..."
"Nevermind, I will get the door." Zim stammered into the living room, obviously weak from the "candy". He swung open the door. A figure stood there. His eyes narrowed, then widened.
**heehee, I left you on a cliffhanger, NYAHAHAHAHA!! The ALMIGHTY short CHISAN strikes again!!!!!!!!! Stay tuned, R'N'R!!**
by: chisan
~request~ plz review each chapter before reading the next :)
Zim and Gir wait impatiently at a bus stop. The setting falls on a grimy city, around summer time. The humidity squelches the life from Zim, gagging at the never-before experienced heat wave, as they call it. Gir flailed around the bench in which sat the green "kid".
"GIR!" Zim ordered.
"Yes, Master, I obey," his eyes turned red as he made a salute. Then, his eyes changed to a light blue, following with a scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" He ran, just as the bus appeared from the curved horizon. Gir lined up from behind Zim, carrying the brown bag of candy, in which he dragged poor Zim out of his quarters to get. Zim gave a sigh of relief as he loaded onto the bus, Gir striding slowly after.
"Whoosh!" Gir's rockets shot up from his legs, and he zoomed down the aisle, in his normal stance- tongue sticking out, eyeballs popping out.
"Uh... he has diabetes!" Zim explained as he curled his hands behind him evilly. Once the few people that sat the bus pretended not to notice the odd dog with rockets in its legs, the satisfied Zim took a seat near an old lady. Her mouth was gaped open at the horror of Gir, and she resembled Mrs. Bitters a lot. As Zim seated himself, Gir flew onto his lap, talking about his favorite bubble gum. The old lady dropped her bag in her fear of Gir.
"WHY?" Zim asked, "Why am I plagued??" He echoed through the bus. Gir smiled.
"Poop." stated Gir.
"Oy." Zim smacked his head. Ring Ring! The bus came to a stop. Gir grabbed the bag and scurried off. Zim smiled nervously, tilted his head back and walked off the bus. The old lady screamed in fright as Zim strolled into his house.
"Oooo, MY CANDIES!" Gir was about to stuff a few candies in his mouth.
"GIR!" He snatched the candies. Tears welled up in Gir's eyes.
"Can... deh..." He slurred, then running off, screaming, and then hitting his head on the toilet in the kitchen. Zim rolled his eyes, and opened up the trash can in which led to his secret laboratory. He popped in a video, in which to record on to update the Tallest on his assignment. He popped a few candies into his mouth and turned on the video.
"Hello, Purple and Red. As you know," he began to feel odd. He looked in the bag. Use as prescribed, consult a doctor if there are any side effects. Side effects? "My-" All of a sudden, Zim felt- he actually didn't know what. "Well, hello there..." He raised an eyebrow at the VCR. "How long have you been here?" He smiled cheesy. Then, he returned to normal. STUPID CANDIES!!
*shows Red and Purple receiving video*
"I lost my ship code, can I have yours?" The video purred. Red and Purple's eyes bulged out of their heads.
*back at Zim's home*
"GIR! That... candy... it makes me feel..." A sudden urge caught Zim.
"Zim?" Gir cried.
"Naaaaaaaughty!" He licked his teeth. Gir grew fright in his eyes.
"CANDEE DOES NOT DO DAT!" Zim realized he must've switched bags with that lady.
"I NEEEEEEEEED CANDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Gir howled. Zim turned back to his regular self.
"Okay, okay, Gir. We'll find the lady, and get your candy back." Gir sniffed a joyful tear.
"Th-thank you." He smiled.
Zim threw Gir his disguise. All the while, Zim dressed as he had that day. He went into the kitchen, with Gir coming shortly behind. He opened the fridge.
"Hi there, you big strong," Zim felt weird again, "carrot."
Gir cocked his head with a questionable thought on hand. Knock knock! Zim slammed the fridge shut.
"Gir!" Zim demanded. Gir seemed quite scared to come to his master.
"Y-y-yes..."
"Nevermind, I will get the door." Zim stammered into the living room, obviously weak from the "candy". He swung open the door. A figure stood there. His eyes narrowed, then widened.
**heehee, I left you on a cliffhanger, NYAHAHAHAHA!! The ALMIGHTY short CHISAN strikes again!!!!!!!!! Stay tuned, R'N'R!!**