This fic is for you, Ghost. With much love and backward smooching.

This is the cross over from—RADA! Snitzel! Who died and made you censor?

Rada rada rada.

Oh. I thought he just burst into flames, but I guess you would have to be dead to be a ghost.

Forgive me. I've lost my shiny object. Have you seen it?

Skyfire has received heavy damage durnign battle and must be repaired by Ratchet who is not happy with him and nocks him out on a table in the med bay.

*Begin Dream Sequence. *

(I couldn't resist. ;)

"Can I eat you?" the fuzzy pupley blue catlike fat creature with a dark purple hat that is pointed on both sides. He said it.

Skyfire opened his optics and stared at the purpley thing. Suddenly an old man who was very short and had no life of his own appeared and glared. "Do Decepticons blink? I don't know about that. I think you should go back to where you came from and try again, my beauty." then he burst into flames.

"What is that?!" Skyfire exclaimed!

"What?" the purpley thing said. (But his name is Chowder, not purpley thing.)

"That" Skyfire pointed at the flaming shriveled old man with no life and no girlfriend because she beat him up and then ran away. Which s why he bursts into flames.

"Oh." said Chowder. "that's just a ghost."

"A gohost?"

"Yeah, he comes around everyonce in a while and annoys us all. Something about cleaning up his fandom. What's a fandom?"

"I don't know. What's a Chowder?"

"Hmm. That's me! Hey, are you hungry?"

"No."

"I am." He pulled a handful of green mush. "Want some?"

"Where did you get that from?"

"I don't know. No one bothered to finish the sentence."

"Okay."

"Want some?" Chowder asked again while stuffing the whole thing in his mouth.

"Uh. No thank you." He made a face.

Skyfire stood up. Suddenly Natty was standing nest to him and they were about the same size and she was looking dazed and confused. "Where am I?" She asked.

"I have no idea." he said.

"Mmm. That was good, but I'm still hungry. Let's go see Mong." So they all went to the kitchen. But the kitchen was a mess. Food a pot and pans where everywere. It had exploded.

"Looks like bomb went of in here."

"Yeah, Snitzel's got a lot of work to do!"

"Huh. Such and such."

Then the flaming gost with no lif and no girl frend reappeared. "Who said such and such?"

"Nobody can tell. The author's not even sure." Then the flaming ghot began pulling his hair out whcich is why he is now baldk and the reason his grilfriend beat him up and left him all alone.

The End.

Love ya, Ghost! Ha ha ha!