A/N: so... This was written at like 3 in the morning and was spread throughout four different documents. Enjoy this strange fanfiction!
Harry Potter (c) J.K. Rowling
Chapter 1: Entrance
I'm look up at the magnificent building. It's not even a building. It's a majestic as fuck castle. Look at this shit, I think to myself. It's so fucking gorgeous. How the frickity frack did I get in this school. Like holy shit what the fuck lol. I am so astounded by the castle, I don'teven notice that other students backing away from me. It's nothing new, though. By this point in my life, I'm used to it. Everyone is always so afraid of how I look. But, just because I'm used to it, it doesn't mean I don't mind. Of course I mind.
I sigh and walk into the school. A booming voice greets us, the students, as we shuffle in. I sit off to the side, alone.
"WELCOME TO MOTHERFUCKIN HOGWARTS!" this old as fuck guy yells at us. He raises his goblet, a pale-ish liquid sloshing out of the container. (A/N: I think he's eating steak. Why the fuck is he drinking white wine. Well, I should know why. I'm the one writing. It's too late for this shit.) His face is red and shit lol I don't know he's drunk that's all I know.
"I am Albus Dumbledore," he says, his voice echoing in the huge room. "But since you're all students, you'll probably refer to me as Dumbledore." He stumbles back a bit before pointing in the general area of the newbies. Or whatever we were called.
"You guys. Get your asses over here and line up. Last name order. A to Z," Dumbledore said to us.
A/N: wow. I read this in the morning and holy shit. Maybe I'll continue this if I get really tired.