Jenny: GYAHHHHHH! -runs around screaming-

Jennis:...Anything wrong?

Jenny: -sobs- Microsoft Word has stopped working and now I have to use WordPad...FREAKING WORDPAD!! D8

Jennis:...

Jenny: I hate my stupid retarded laptop... :I

Jennis: ...Lets get on with this story shall we?

Pairing: DeiTobi.

Rated: T for swearing.

Warning: Many spelling mistakes due to the lack of spellcheck, Yaoi, Swearing...And thats about it! 8D

NOTE!!

If anyone reviews in this story for me to update my other stories, ill munch your computer :I Haha Joking, just please understand im working on them. XD

--ZOMGADEINARUSTORY!--

"Sempaiiiiiiiiiiiiii, how long untill we get to Konoha?"

"I dont know, now shut up, un!"

"But Sempai--"

"One more word out of you Tobi, and im gonna make you into art, un!"

Tobi silently trudged behind Deidara, pouting behind his swirly orange mask.It was a rather boring trip to Konoha, where they had to spy on the Kyuubi vessel. Exept for Tobi being Deidara's live target and a few shinobis blocking their path, the trip was unusually quiet.

Just as they were nearing the gates of Konoha, the blonde bomber stopped and looked at the sky, which was slowly darkening.

"Hm, we have traveled for quite a while, we should make a camp around here somewhere, un."

They began to make camp in a secluded part of the forest nearby.About ten minutes later, and many clay birds aimed at Tobi, the two of them could be found sitting underneath one of the oak trees.

"Tobi, next time aim that fire jutsu a bit farther away from my hair, un. Or ill freaking shove a few clay birds down your fucking throat, un!" Growled the enraged artist, who was nursing a smouldered part of his beloved ponytail.

"Ehehehe, Tobi is sorry sempai..." Tobi sheepishly rubbed the back of his head.

"Hn, youre and idiot, un."

They sat there in silence for a while, Deidara still trying to fix his slightly charred hair and Tobi staring silently at the campfire, seemingly entranced by the dancing orange and red flames.

"Hey Sempai?"

"What, un."

"Why do you hate Tobi so much?" The masked man barely whispered.

Deidara suddently stopped fumbling with his still charred hair, and seemed genuenly suprised by the tone in Tobi's voice. He wanted to say something to him but once he opened his mouth nothing seemed to come out.He finaly managed to get a few words out.

"Trust me Tobi, if I hated you,you wouldnt be here right now, un."

"So Senpai doesent hate Tobi then?" Tobi's voice seemed so hopeful and small at that moment, Deidara had to resist the urge to glomp the orange masked man and hug the hell out of him.

"No Tobi, I dont, un. But that doesent mean I like you either,un!" Deidara added quickly.Tobi seemed to smirk behind his mask.

Deidara felt something envelop his waist. He looked down and saw Tobi hugging him and he had to resist the urge to blush, even if he felt his cheeks getting warmer and warmer. His brain told him to push Tobi away, but his hug was so...warm...

Later on we find the two Akatsuki members lying together under the dark night sky, the intense flames of the fire slowly dying out, as Tobi lay in Deidara's lap, while the blonde bomber had one arm draped over Tobi's waist, the other lying idly beside him.

"I still think youre an idiot Tobi, un." Deidara mumbled tiredly, Tobi seemed crestfallen for a moment, his body tensing slightly.Deidara chuckled in amusement and Tobi looked at him in curiosity.Deidara smiled a rare smile, affection clearly on his features.

"But youre my idiot, un."

And that was all that was said before they fell asleep together.

--HOORAYDEITOBIFLUFF!!--

Sorry for all the spelling mistakes and shortness. D8 Hooray for fluffy DeiTobi! X3

P.S I love Tobi too much! XD