Hiya!
Okay, this isa poem that a friend of mine (who wished to remain anonymous)and I collaberated on. He did most of the work > ; But it's awesome, so it's cool and what not.
Note: This entire thing is a double-entendre. ALL OF IT. To get all the jokes look up the Japanese words for snow, today, and spring. That will make it much more enjoyable for you.
Disclaimer: NONE OF US OWN FURUBA. THE END.
Kyo ran down the stairs on Christmas Eve morn
To find that Yuki was looking forlorn
Asked Kyo, "What is it that's wrong, Yuki?"
And he said, "You got more fangirl presents than me!"
"I finally beat you, you stupid rat!"
Then he pointed at the window and exclaimed, "look at that!"
"We will go outside, and then we will play,
Because, snow is coming in today!"
"I don't want to go out," Yuki said with a huff
"Because you got more fangirl stuff"
"Fine then," said Kyo, opening the door
"I don't want to deal with your envy anymore!"
Kyo looked around at all the white snow
"Wow, it is cold out here," said Kyo.
So he put on an extra scarf, just in case
And when he came back inside he had snow on his face!
But he got the snow off soon enough
Playing with snow can sure be rough!
Kyo said, "are you sure you don't want to play?"
"It's so much fun, and we have a sleigh!"
Yuki said, "if it's spring out there, otherwise not."
And Kyo said, "I don't like spring, it makes me hot."
And Kyo said, "Yuki, don't be a retard."
And then Yuki told him that it's hard
To be the rat and not get as much stuff
Not being the favourite can be really tough
"Oh don't be so stupid," Kyo said to Yuki
"Why don't you come with me?"
Yuki couldn't believe what was before his eyes
He had been greeted with a pleasant surprise
And Kyo taught Yuki on that Christmas Eve
It's better to give than to receive
Although, it really is all dependent on personal taste...
Review please! Thanks.