"Canada", the parody to "America" from West Side Story

as thought up by Lindsay and Michaele, fully written by Michaele

*I have nothing against immigrants and Mexicans… it just fit the song and where I live! So if I offend anyone, I'm very sorry. This is the way the parody is and if I ever think of something to change it to at a later date, I will. Please enjoy my little parody for my wish to move to Canada!



I want to live in Canada, I want to be a Canadian

I want to say 'about' and 'eh', I want to live in Canada!

I like the city of Phoenix, I know a plane you can get on

Hundreds of cactus and dry heat, hundreds of Mexicans in school!

Snow all the time in Canada, hot guys occupy Canada

Much Music VJs in Canada, good deals on Queen Street in Canada!

I'll drive my mom's car through Phoenix, if there isn't an accident

I'll give all my friends a free ride, if I can fit them all inside!

No immigrants in Canada, our great neighbor north called Canada

Everyone knows in Canada, it's closed boarders of Canada!

If I ever go back to Phoenix, I'll still be a Canadian

I'll have a new accent to say, Phoenix isn't too proper anyway!

I like the mountains of Canada, I like the clothes in Canada

Cheaper prices in Canada, more exploration room in Canada!

I'll bring back snow to Phoenix, if the temperature is below 32

Everyone here will be in 'ah', everyone will want to have some!

I want to live in Canada, I want to be a Canadian

I want to say 'about' and 'eh', I want to live in Canada!!