A.N: Quick! To the cars! It's time for complete and utter stupidity! NARUTO STYLE! WARNING…These idiots may get into a bit o' yaoi. Underline is me talking to the characters! Not the narration.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything. No matter how stupid it gets.

Naruto skipped along the bridge to meet his teammates. He was also humming 'hips don't lie', then he tripped and fell on his face. He stood back up and began humming 'girls just wanna have fun' instead. Then, he saw Sakura!

"Hi Sakura! Where's Sasuke?"

"With Orochimaru you idiot! Remember!?"

"Oh right! I should be getting him back instead of being here! La, la, la, la, la!" He sang the la's as he skipped. Sakura wondered why he was acting like that. Naruto then jumped into a bush, then came out wearing a bright pink dress! And singing… "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! And witty! And GAY!" Sakura's mouth hung open, she knew something was wrong. Be hold, that is when Kakashi came!

"Kakashi sensei, please look at Naruto." Sakura pointed towards the dancing, singing, pink dress wearing Naruto. Kakashi pulled out a camera and began to film him.

"Hello million hits on youtube!" Kakashi exclaimed. "Come on sweety! Act stupid for the camera!" Kakashi coaxed as Sakura got even more pissed. Naruto continued dancing and singing as Neji, Lee, and Tenten walked up the road to this abomination.

"Neji! Please face me in a curry eating contest!"

"No, I have a full schedule all involving Tenten. So no." Suddenly Lee's hand was grabbed by Naruto in a dress and he made Lee start waltzing with him. Lee felt incredibly uncomfortable, Kakashi found this to be GOLD!

"Yes! Youtube will love me for posting this!" He started laughing, Neji and Tenten stood with blank faces, Sakura…Sakura? Where did Sakura go?

"THERE YOU ARE!" What the crap!? This is my room! No pink haired losers allowed! "You're doing all this!" Duh, I'm like, the author. "You have three seconds to turn Naruto back!" Or what? YOU'LL do something? HA! You'll just cry and Naruto will come and break a nail. Then Neji and Tenten started to make out. Kakashi, filming the other stuff, filmed this as we- "DAMN IT I SAID STOP!" Make me Sakura! Author kick ass power jutsu! Summon! GAARA! –Gaara appears-

"What the hell am I doing here?" Gaara! Destroy the pink haired one and I will give you cookies! "I Don't like cookies." …Ah, well…How about a bunny? "A BUNNY!?" Summon! Bunny! –Summons Furry bunny- "Sand coffin!" Gaara used Sand coffin on Sakura, then desert funeral. She is now dead, but I need her for other stories, so I bring her back as a mouse!

"What?" Neji pushed Tenten against a tree as they made out, this made the tree shake, which woke up a hawk, which ate Sakura. But it thought she tasted bad, so it puked her back up. She was dead though. Lee meanwhile, died of embarrassment. Kakashi died of laughter. Neji and Tenten…died of lack of oxygen. The bunny I gave Gaara died, Kankuro hates bunnies…enough said…All that was left, was Naruto.

"Oh no! All my friends are dead! I must use my magical pretty princess pixie powers to bring them back to life!" He began jumping around, (Kakashi's camera is still recording by the way), and big pixie wings came out of Naruto's back. Fallowed by sparkles! SPARKLES OF DOOM! But these sparkles with the magic words, aka the lyrics to milkshakes, brought his friends back to life, and Sakura not a mouse anymore. Damn it, I liked her better as hawk puke. As soon as Neji and Tenten came back to life, the ran like hell the other way. Lee curled into a ball and sucked his thumb. Kakashi continued filming, and Sakura gave up trying to win against me.

Kakashi got to a computer later that night, and posted the video on youtube, it got more hits then ever the dramatic look gopher, and he got a cookie from Bill gates.

I do not own anything…did I mention that? I don't care! I like writing random crap! Naruto loves that pink dress! Now review! Or Naruto will dance his pretty princess pixie milkshakes dance next to you! And you'll have to watch it…if you like that sort of odd thing, then the opposite will happen!