I'd advise all who read this to listen to 'There's a good reason these tables are numbered Honey, You just haven't thought of it yet.' By Panic! At the Disco if you haven't already. This fic of sorts is AU and is mostly just something I wrote using the lyrics from the previously mentioned song while sitting in Chemistry the other day. Hope you enjoy.

There's a Good Reason Human Transmutation is Forbidden Honey, You just haven't thought of it yet.

It was a fair night in Central. Roy was throwing a party to commemorate his recent engagement to Riza. Ed was not invited because he was busy in the new Ishbal with Scar….or so everyone thought….

The front doors to the Mustang mansion flew open and an unknown man walked in. Everyone stared at him until Roy stepped forward and everyone went back to what they were doing. "You can stay sir but I must first ask you to please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman" said Roy

"Yeah and from that moment I'll be out of place and underdressed." Said the mysterious man "I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it." He continued. "Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and…"

The man threw off his top hat, overcoat, and cane and revealed himself to be Edward Elric, much to everyone's surprise. For you see, Ed was a good foot taller than the last time he was seen 3 months ago. Ed walked over to the nearby microphone and started to sing with the music that had just started.

"When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white pinstripes, whoa, everything goes according to plan." Ed walked over to Winry while he sang this, put his arm around her waist and continued to sing.

"I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it. Because you say so under your breath."

He put the microphone up to Winry's lips and said "Your reading lips." Before mouthing the words,

"When did he get all confident?" said Winry before Ed kissed her.

Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain.

"I bet you can't keep up with these fasionistas and tonight you are a whispering campaign." said Sloth "I bet to them your name is 'Cheap', I bet to them you look like shh…" she said while talking to herself in the mirror, choking back tears and telling herself that she's a diva.

"Well I guess it's a good thing that the smokes in that cigarette box on the table just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin."
Sloth burst out of the ladies room and….

"Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better and you can't stand it" she sang.

Both Ed and Sloth proceeded to head towards the refreshment table and….

"I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up" they sang together. "I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch!" Both of them looked at each other and poured different alcohols into the punch bowls and of course no one noticed.

Well there you have it……something I wrote out of pure boredom….though I did like doing it….I'm thinking of doing 2 more. Review it if you want…..I don't care.