This started out as just a little joke, and then evolved into this! Enjoy!
10 Things we Twins, Hikaru and Kaoru, are not allowed to do at the Host Club (or any place else):
#1. We are not allowed to make naked pictures of Haruhi, Photoshop or otherwise.
#2. We can't make jokes about the Boss and Haruhi.
#3. We are not allowed to look inside Kyoya-senpai's little black book(s), or pester him about what he writes in them.
#4. We may not try to entice Haruhi to undress in front of us or anyone else.
#5. We may not make degrading comments about commoners in Haruhi's presence, or while she is in ear-shot.
#6. We can't sell anyone's (Haruhi's) belongings without asking, whether or not it was dropped/misplaced.
#7. We can't use Honey or the Boss as a battering ram, even if Haruhi locks us out of the prep room.
#8. We may not make Honey cry. Doing this will result in a near-death beating from Mori -senpai.
#9. We can't force Mori to dress up as a girl, even though it would be amusing to us.
#10. We can't force Haruhi to dress up in any cosplay she does not want to participate in.
We, Hikaru Hitachiin and Kaoru Hitachiin, Agree to abide by these rules set by the rest of the Host Club. Failure to do so will result in our severe punishment.
What did you think? Any other characters I should make rules for? Any rules I should add? I'd love to what you thought :D Review please (Or face the wrath of meh Zombeh poodles O_O )