Summary:
I just remember from reading hanataro's profile thing his brith day on april fools day in school i remembered i kicked myself for letting it go by.
Hanatarou's point of view.
I was walking down the hall to my room after being pranked by my own captain by saying he was the 14th divsion squad captin i so fell for it, she went to my face and said "April fools ! " i was a little surpised at frist i let that one go. I sighed in content too go talk to Aizen, evan through im supose to hate the guy its ot my nature to hate any body, evan if i try i can't be like marcellus he tells me to Beat em down, but i can't. Soon as i was about to pass threw the 5th division door. But then i felt a cold chill down my back it was kind of scary thing. I truned my back to observe a tall dark figure which was Aizen, with that cold sick smile on his face he said to me in a deep vioce "i killed every one in the 5th divion" i couldn't belive it i was shocked i looked threw in the room to see the blue corupse of Momo and Sakura. that made me almost wet myself i fell down. Aizen once again ws behind me and he said the most common thing i hear on my birthday "arpil fool day" he flashed me a warm friendly smile but was creepy to me. I truned to see Momo and Sakura get up a giggle at my face. In the process Momo accidental felt up on Sakura Breast she was a little embarrassed by her face and a red blush on her face and sakura did'nt seem to mind. Sakura in hesitation kissed Momo on the cheek. I knew Aizen saw the whole thing, but i only wanted to get too my room now. As i ran down the hall i passed squad 11 members but they paid no mind as they i guess they did'nt want any thing to do with me.
I got tripped by something that looks like a pink small rock ? i looked back at it to see Yachiru with a Enormous bag in her hand behind her like she was giving someone a gift. "Uke-san i want too give you all my candy that i've got in the last 3 weeks" she said holding it out to me. 'Uke-san' i thought i was bewiled that the name i wasn't that weak. "thanks" i said putting my hands out but received nothing "APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL" Yachiru was jumping up crazy like. I sighed in stress as i saw 3 strands of hair fall out, i was really depressed about this day but it getting worse now. "now now my little pink rose, don't bother the boy with more stress" i truned to see Gin. i quckly ran away leaving dusk in my trail. Gin sweat drop'ed, "look boyfriend-chan Uke-san's trying to pull an april fool on us, He won't get us" Yachiru finished with her eyes burning with Confidence.
i had it i was ready to cry i triped again, not wanting to be fooled again i went to the only person i knew would'nt fool me. Nope not marcellus or naruto i KNOW marcellus will prank me every year evrey hour. After i got threw to the 6th Divsion i stop in frustrating and strain i feel to my knees panting, Rinkichi pasted me looking at me with such concern "Renji-sama is in the shower room" as foolish as i was i believed him, he was my friend. I went to it it was true, 10 minutes later i saw him walk out, with a towel over his waste it was hard for me not to run over there and... never mind. But i gave him a Big HUG !
5 minutes later he was dressed and ready do something to me that made me almost how Marcellus would say Go Madea on dat ass ! im so sorry for cussing but i was bout to !, He walked up too me and said "i think your the Strongest and the seme in our relationship" I was so over whem'll with happenss i almpst cired but he said the words i would never expect him to say";april fool day Hana-kun" i was Mad and tried sick of it sick of it all i lost my mind "I HATE YOU !! " the loud yell made Renji back off from his jump. "FUCK YOU, YOU-YOU ARROGANT SON OF A BICTH, STOP IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL" a crowd was gathering around looking in the door "I AM TRIED OF YOUR PETTY LITTLE EGOS WELL LISTE-" i began pointing to renji then i knew what i was saying i covered my mouth in fear i was ashamed of myself for leting my anger get the better of me and worse i took out on Renji. I ran out past every body. I know every body was surprised my behavoiur. I heard renji's voice "Hanataro wait !"but i ran too fast i did'nt stop not knowing where to go.
LIVE WROLD Urahara's shop
1 hour later i was at Mr.Urahara's shop dropping wet the place was dim gloomy like, It was eerier Quite no one else was there. I went inside Mr.Urahara room. I knew he was there. he was siting there like he was waiting for me. I thought Mr.Urahara wouldn't try to prank me i was right...Evan through he made passes at me in the pass i won't go into details, but it was bad fight between Renji and mr.Urahara it was a tie. minutes later we were talking "Today is my brithday, because it on April fool day so Every body tricks me ! It's hard to trust any body evan Naruto and marcellus, well no surprise for marcellus but NARUTO. evan worse when i was on the verge RENJI tricked me" I had finshed and looked over to Mr.Urahara he repiled "that brute" he siad it like it was the most horrible thing in the world, but i know he was just trying to confort me. "I did a terrible thing i was about too... uh" I could'nt say it it was hard for me to curse. "go Madea on dat ass" he finshed for me. "yes" i looked down too the floor in embarrassment."well, you can stay here as long as you want" He put his arm around my shoulder i did'nt mind i felt safe there.
i later fell asleep in his arms...
THE SOUL SOUCUIY
Renji's piont of few
I felt so stupid i basicly kicked my self and baged my head against the wall, i did'nt know how Hanataro felt about his birthday. i was in a room with Rinkicki and My captin. "Renji-sama you fool you hurt hanataro !" Rinikicki was chewing me out for what happen. My captin only shook his head at how incenstive i was about Hanatao's feelings what a jack ass he is. I srached my head thinking of what to do, i thn got a plan.
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A/N: i did my best. Too liter trash again ! if you all think this FLAME AWAY then i don't care. There will be a sequel News of today has been updated. REVIEW PLEASE