I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. I believe I'll try and make it to a grand total of 120 or so separate tales before confining my offensive dreck into a more neatly stacked conservatively spaced collection. I do realize that with my base attempt at satirical mimicry, I'm also flooding the section. Though I agree with one other commentor about the confusion as to why anyone would really care. There aren't many offerings here besides bizarre Mary Sues and violent graphic porn. Which last I recall was supposedly against the rules now, anyway.

D'Void appeared in yet another tragic Mary Sue crying death based comical tale, only one which wherein the comedy was sadly unintentional. Like all of them.

"Oh, no, my poor dead Mary Sue babies who have yet again died of a mysterious unexplained illness that for some reason really hits hard on Null Guardians. And also me. Even though I am canonically nigh invulnerable," D'Void wailed melodramatically with a hand to his forehead. He picked up their corpses and sobbed hysterically while hugging them tightly. "OH, THE MONOTONOUS TRAGEDY OF IT ALL!"

And then he wandered aimlessly for hours because he's good at doing that. Or perhaps because the original author is great at writing about characters doing nothing of importance nor excitement and outright refuses to grasp the concept that no one is going to read a boring as hell story without the slightest bit of interesting detail to be found outside the author's own extremely narrow and often creepy perspective. But of course that's the audience's fault for being too stupid and elitist or something, right.

After wandering aimlessly for four hours, D'Void ended up outside. He was thankful since the corpses of his beloved decaying Null Guardians were becoming heavy, not to mention they were beginning to stink to high Hades and bloat. He was worried they were going to explode like a rotting whale corpse any moment.

"My babies will be free forever, in spirit," he declared.

He loaded them into a canon and fired them into the air.

"BE FREE, AND TURN INTO ZOMBIE GHOSTS!" he yelled while waving his arms around and sobbing.

And they probably would. Because that happens a lot.

You can't get rid of these things no matter how hard you try.

The End