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Bruce heaved a sigh, pushing his glasses up his nose unconsciously. His gaze never wavered from the girl wearing that little black number, even as Tony was being, well Tony.
We broke up
Yeah it's tough
Most guys would've been crushed
Wasting their time
Wondering where they went wrong
"Hey, tall green and ragey. We're at a bar. We're here to drink, not stare at our ex's." Tony gave an appreciative whistle "Even when they look like that, damn…"
That got Bruce's attention, if the slight flicker of green in his eyes was any indication. His stare turned to Tony who sighed. "Okay big guy. If you miss her so much why did you break it off with her?"
No way, not me
Hey I'm doing just fine
I'm not afraid of moving on
"Tony, when I get mad I turn into a giant green monster."
"So what, girls turn into monsters once a month anyway. What's the problem."
"I'm sure they can't take out an alien with one punch…"
It's easy going out on a Friday night
Easy every time I see her out
I can smile, live it up
The way a single guy does
"What you need is another girl to take your mind off of her." Tony waved over one of his many followers who looked eager to follow his every command. "Hey babe, wanna dance with my friend over here? He's looking for a good time."
The girl eyed Bruce before smiling seductively and grabbing his arm. "Come on handsome, let's dance."
Bruce turned back to glare at Tony as he was being dragged away. Tony, being Tony, smirked. "Smile big guy, she's watching!"
But what she, what she don't know
Is how hard it is to make it look so
Easy
You glanced over at him again and frowned, taking a sip of your drink. "Why did you make me do this again?"
Natasha glanced at you from her guy-scope with a frown. "You're hung up on him, you need to get back in the dating game; get over Banner."
You idly played with the straw in your glass, stirring the contents softly. "But I love him…"
The truth is
That I miss lying in those arms of his
"[Name], look at him. He's dancing with that bimbo. He obviously is over you." You already saw. And it hurt. But the slightly annoyed look on his face still gave you hope.
"It's hard Natasha. I can't just forget the two years we spent together!" Tears filled your eyes as you look at your friend who grimaced.
"[Name]…"
But I don't ever let it show
I laugh and I act like
I'm having the time of my life
As far as he knows
"Excuse me, ma'am? Would you like to dance?" Both of you glanced up at the man who was staring solely at you. You opened your mouth to decline but Natasha beat you to the punch.
"She would love to!" She pushed you forward into his arms with a wink. "Smile, he's watching."
It's easy going out on a Friday night
Easy every time I see him out
I can smile, live it up
The way a single girl does
You forced a small smile on your face at the guy who was leading you onto the dance floor. Just smile and pretend [Name], you thought. Smile and pretend…
But what he what he don't know
Is how hard is it to make it look so
Easy
Oh it's easy
Natasha smirked when the guy leaned down to whisper in your ear, noticing Bruce's eyes burn holes through his head. Serves Banner right for giving up the best thing he had in his life.
Oh it's easy going out on a Friday night
As soon as that guy pressed your back to his front Tony froze. "Son of a bitch, this isn't gonna turn out good." His gaze fell to Bruce who had stiffened and the girl who was wondering why he stopped dancing. "Not good at all…"
Every time I see him out
Even though you were dancing with whats-his-name, your eyes were on Bruce the whole time. And when you saw him freeze while staring right back at you, you knew this wasn't going to end well. Especially when his gaze went to the guy behind you.
I can smile, live it up
"Shit shit shit shit shit." Tony kept muttering curses as he pushed his way through the crowd to save that poor girl who was currently trying to grind on Bruce. We didn't need any unnecessary casualties tonight did we?
The way a single girl does
Natasha chocked on her drink when she swore she saw a tint of green pass Banner's skin. "Oh fuck. What did I do…"
But what she
Bruce made his way towards the two of them, his anger clouding his judgment 100%. You were his, not some clown's who's trying to feel you up in the middle of a club. And Bruce is going to make that known.
Oh what he don't know
When Bruce pulled you out of the arms of the unnamed man and behind him protectively, you realized that this was most likely going to end up with a visit from the Hulk.
"Mine." It may have been Bruce's body, but it was the Hulks voice that growled at the man. "No touch."
"No touch? Man go back to-" The guy froze, probably seeing Bruce's eyes change completely to green. "Man what is wrong with you?"
"I suggest you go away before you meet the man who can level a whole city easily." Tony intercepted the fight, not really wanting to have to deal with Fury when he doesn't have to.
"Whoa you're Ironman. So that means…" The guy paled when he realized that he was dancing on the Incredible Hulk's girl. "…I'm not gonna die am I?"
"Not if you leave them alone. Now shoo!" Tony smirked when the guy practically ran away before turning around and facing the both of you. "Okay. Brucie's jealous. He obviously still loves you. Calm him down and do us all a favor and get back together. Cool? Kay bye." He swaggered off towards a familiar looking red head who was frantically talking into her cell phone. "Smart going."
Natasha hung up and glared at him. "You were the one who started it Stark." She spat his name at him. "She was upset. She needed to get over him if he wasn't gonna take her back."
Tony frowned. "I only did that because he was depressed. He needed to either get over her or take her back. He obviously wasn't gonna do the later so I just pushed him in a direction."
She fumed before glancing over her shoulder at the two ex's. "…He did the latter…"
"You were the one who-..wait what?" Tony spun to find that Bruce was holding her close and kissing her gently. He smiled. "Finally."
Is how hard it is to make it look so easy