Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, places etc… etc… from Final Fantasy X or any other Final Fantasy game. I'm sure you are staring slack jawed at your computer screen in disbelief…
How it would Happen if I had Created Final Fantasy X
(I suck at titles)
Tidus and Rikku were standing on one of the last cliffs they would have to trudge along on Mount Gagazet, and were pondering how they would prevent Yuna from getting killed by sin. It was cold, since they were high up and standing in snow, the sky was overcast and the occasional snowflake would find its way to the ground before bitter winds could blow it away.
"Well we'll figure something out later," Tidus told Rikku confidently.
Rikku cocked an eyebrow, "Wha?" she half said.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Tidus asked frowning at Rikku's behavior.
"I'm not looking at you, you stupid prat! Seymour just appeared out of nowhere!"
Tidus turned around to see everybody's favourite blue-haired, crazy villain, Seymour.
"So you are the son of Jecht," Seymour stated rather than asked.
"Yep, you bet," Tidus replied as if enemies randomly popped up all of the time, which they did.
Seymour looked a bit confused, "Um…" he said uncertainly. He was confused as to why Tidus wasn't surprised.
Tidus turned to Rikku, "Hey Rikku, go tell Auron that we have to kick Seymour's ass again," he said as if it was a daily chore.
"All right I'll be back in a couple of clicks!" She replied cheerfully.
Tidus frowned, "Clicks? Isn't it ticks?"
Rikku frowned back, "What are you talking about? It isn't anything, I came up with it just now!" she replied annoyed.
Tidus stopped frowning, "Fine whatever, just go tell Auron…"
So Rikku ran off to go tell Auron and everyone else.
"So… You want us to kick your ass again huh?" Tidus asked.
Seymour gave him a crude smile, "Ha! You think you can defeat me? I'm more powerful than-," that's when Tidus realized whatever Seymour was going to say, would be boring.
In other words… He completely stopped paying attention to what was happening around him. Instead Tidus kept himself busy by thinking about how he could shut Seymour up.
"Hmmm…" Tidus thought, "Maybe if I threw my sword at Seymour's mouth, got Wakka to throw his blitzball there too, and got Yuna to summon Valefore so we could use the aeon's overdrive… We could make him shut the hell up…"
He continued to contemplate this until he finally noticed the silence, and all the people who were looking at him expectantly.
Tidus gave them a worried look, "What? Have I grown an extra head or something?"
Yuna shook her head, "No, but Seymour was talking to us and I believe he just insulted you."
Tidus laughed, "So? At least I don't have blue hair!"
"Haven't any of you listened? I didn't insult him! I've been talking about his father, destroying Spira, and the people I killed to get up the mountain!" Seymour exclaimed annoyed that they weren't cowering in fear.
Yuna spoke again, "Really? I guess I wasn't paying attention…"
"Haven't any of you listened?" Seymour asked again.
"You were talking?" Rikku asked innocently.
"No," Auron replied bluntly.
"What? Kimahri not hear," said Kimahri seemingly coming out of a trance.
"I prefer ignoring you," Lulu stated.
"I think about blitzball whenever you talk ya," Wakka offered.
"Can we just fight?" Tidus asked getting bored with the conversation, "I mean all we do is wait five hours for you to shut up and then we fight you..."
"It would be easier if you didn't talk," Auron added.
Seymour was getting more irritated with them, "It adds grandeur and drama to the moment!" he exclaimed.
"Bull!" Tidus yelled with a grin.
"It does!" Seymour yelled back pathetically.
"By putting us to sleep?" Lulu asked with a calm smile.
Seymour was really not liking losing his mind, I mean, control over the conversation.
"All of you incompetent fools can shut up! I'm smarter than all of you!" he yelled desperately.
They all instantaneously burst into laughter, after all, Seymour was the one who wanted to become the next sin and destroy Spira.
Tidus struggled against the laughter to speak, "Oh ya sure Seymour… You are so much smarter…" he said sarcastically, then gave into the suppressed laughter.
"Ah yes, that's why we've beaten you before, because of you brilliant intellect," Yuna giggled.
Seymour was finally losing his mind, I mean, temper.
"You are all making me very angry!"
They continued to laugh having a jolly good time.
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry…" Seymour continued darkly.
"We don't like you when you're not angry! What's the difference ya?" Wakka asked.
They all broke out into new fits of guffawing and giggles.
Seymour was glaring angrily at them, "That's it! Prepare for… THE HOUSE OF PAIN!" he boomed.
All of them had to look up to see what Seymour was doing because they had been rolling around in the snow laughing.
Seymour had transformed into… Into something different, that can be described as ugly, unnatural, and weird. Or you could describe it as looking an awful lot like one of those transformer toys.
Tidus frowned at the thing that was hovering on the edge of the cliff, "What the hell is that?" he yelled.
Disclaimer: The transformers toys are not owned by me, they are owned by some toy company.
The word "Instantaneously" is fun to use haha...