Sasuke, being the two and a half year old kitten he is, woke up at the graceful hour of five a.m. and decided to wake up his pet. He began walking on the face of his orange-haired human.
Sasuke: Meow!
Now, this particular orange-haired human had a name, unbeknownst to Sasuke the Kitten. His name was Pein, and, by extension, Nagato Uzumaki.
He also had no intention of waking up as early as Sasuke wanted him to, but he knew he had no choice. Sasuke would do something disgusting if Pein didn't get up. And so he did; he sat up groggily and pet Sasuke.
Pein: You know, my life doesn't revolve around you.
Sasuke: Meow!
Pein: ...I know it's a lie. What a life for a God to live...
Pein sighed and got up and checked Sasuke's food bowl. It was empty. Sasuke only ate, of course, the most expensive, fishy-smelling wet cat food this world had to offer. And Pein, being very fond of Sasuke, gets him anything and everything, and spoils the cat rotten. Sasuke followed Pein around with his tail straight up, no shame, and waited by his food bowl.
Pein: You're so impatient. Patience is a virtue, you know. you ought to practice it, Sasuke.
He put the food into the food bowl and scratched the base of Sasuke's tail- his favourite spot. Sasuke turned and bit Pein's hand gently (this was how he showed affection) and began to eat. Pein refilled Sasuke's water and watched him eat. Sasuke got cat food aaalll over his face.
Pein: Oh, look at you. Won't you ever learn how to eat? You really are an animal.
Pein got the little cloth he always used to clean Sasuke's face and cleaned the kitten up . Sasuke purred and rubbed himself on Pein's hands, biting him a little, and Pein couldn't help but smile. Sasuke jumped down and went straight to his litter box, made a mess, actually used it, and then made even more of a mess. Pein sighed.
Pein: Why must you always make such a mess? It's gross enough having to clean that already, Sasuke...
Pein shook his head and cleaned everything up despite himself. He then cleaned everything very thoroughly and got dressed for the day. He kissed the top of Sasuke's head and then scratched the base of his tail.
Pein: Be a good boy, I'll be home tonight.
Thusly, Sasuke spent the rest of the day being babied and occasionally punted by various members of the Akatsuki until Pein came home.