harry was in the halls "hi hermione what's up?" "nothing harry just doing perfect dutys and stuff, you kow," and harry said "yeah... uhhh i gotta go, see you later". and so he went past hermione in the halls. she thought that was werid but continued on. all of a sudden he (harry) had a thought. oh man, he had to sneak the buffalo in tonight! because it was the full moon and he was a vampire, but how would he get the buffahlow in (because he needed to kill it and sacrifice it to the moon god RA) without being killed by the moon's light? "oh man i should have done this earlier, like during the new moon or something, because no i'm gonna die if i go out there, but the moon god is gonna get angry if i don't sacrifice that buffalo!" and so harry was in a funk.
so then harry went into his room to look for sumthing to help him with his sacrafice. he serched and serched his room and all he found was a vibrator with a slinky on it (kinda strange) and so harry says. " I GOT IT" so he takes the slinky off the vibrater and ran into the halls with both things in his hand forgeting about the vibrater and he passes hermoine again and she says, "what have yoo got there hairy" and harry says "long story" running into the cafeteeria.
to b continued. i hav a spanish version too if you want it just ask in a review okay? and don't flame pleas.