SSAHC: Hi people! How's it going? Hi again and welcome to the first chapter of "The quest for sugar!" Now, my BEST friend will do da disclaimer!
CI: Why do I have to do this again?
MD: Uh… Let's see… Cuz' you suck? Yeah. That's about it…
SSAHC: Plus, if you don't… I'm gonna tell everyone your secret!
CI: O.o;;; Okay! I'll do it! SSAHC doesn't own Kingdom Hearts, me, MD, or anything copyrighted.
Sora/like Nelson/ HA-HA!
Riku: What was the point of that?
SSAHC: Beats me… Oh… I officially HATE the people who made KH2. First of all, they're gonna make a number 3. THIS ISN'T FINAL FANTACY PEOPLE!It was only a rumor, though… Second of all, Uh… I don't know… But I'll come up with something soon! There WAS something else, but I don't wanna spoil it! It has something to do with Axel near the end...
Ansem: Why did you just give away something that just might happen!
SSAHC: Ooops! Uh… um… On with da fic?
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Chapter one: The idea and the beginning of quest.
Thump, thump, thump.
Larxene was throwing a super-ball at the floor. It would bounce to the wall. That would make it ricochet to the ceiling. Which would make it come back to her waiting hand. Just to have it thrown again.
Thump, thump, thump.
She was so BORED. Insane bored. While Vexen was experimenting, she was being bored. If Demyx was playing his sitar, she was being bored. But then she wondered…
"What if I gave Axel sugar?" she questioned herself. She had heard that people get hyper from too much sugar. So, wondering what the effects would be on "Mr. I'm-so-cool", she set off on her quest for sugar to give to Axel. It couldn't hurt… Right?
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After about a good two hours of searching the castle, Larxene came up with half a candy bar, a bottle of soda, and a LOT of candy wrappers.
"This won't be as easy as I expected. I must travel to different worlds in my quest for sugar!" She said this out loud. Of course.
"What are you yapping about this time!" Asked a VERY grumpy Vexen. He was grumpy because his latest experiment had failed. He was trying to see if he could make a replica of Sora that would turn into a super powerful heartless when given root-beer(I believe that root-beer is evil and will takeover the world. It tastes bad! That's why!). Anyway, he was pretty grumpy and wanted a new experiment.
"Uh… Nothing?" Answered Larxene. She knew what was going to happen next.
"Um… Larxene… Since you have nothing to do…" Said Vexen, getting a evil glint in his eyes. "Would you help me with a new experiment?"
He had ended up saying this to nothing but air. This was because Larxene was smart enough to get away.
"DAMN IT!" Said Vexen as he slammed his fist on the table. "Ooo! Shiny!" He said as he got transfixed with a penny that he found.
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"Are we there yet?" Whined a very annoying Roxas. Larxene had convinced him to come along. As in convinced, we mean by threatened to rip his rubber-ducky, "Mr. Squeaks", to shreds if he didn't come.
"No. We are not." Said Larxene. Her eye was twitching a lot. I believe that it was caused by the very large taco that she had snarffed down. She needed something to stomach it, so they decided to fly to the nearest Mc. Donalds (no relation to Donald Duck. WHAT SO EVER) and get something small. They pulled up the gummi ship to the drive through box and, after about an hour of arguing, were ready to order.
"Can-a I help-a yo?" The box blared.
"What?" asked Larxene. (That happened to me once! The person had such a thick acsent, I couldn't understand her!)
"Can-a. I. Help-a. Yo?"
"Um… Yeah. I'll have five big macs. Three drinks. A sundae. Apple pie. A salad. Five twenty-piece boxes of mc. nuggets. And a slushy. Oh, no mayo on the big macs. I'm watching my weight."
"That-a it-o?"
"Oh. Yeah. My friend will have a big kids meal."
"Do you wat-a fry wit dat?"
"Um… Sure. Why not."
"Okay."
Five seconds later.
"Can-a I help-a yo?"
"You already did."
"Do you wat-a fry wit dat?"
"Um… No…" After about a hour of exchanging the recently stated, Roxas finally just pulled up the ship to get their order.
"Here yo order-o," said the woman as she opened the window and gave them their order. "That will be one-thousand munny." Larxene handed her the munny and flew off.
"Man. Prices are higher every day!" She complained as she got her food out. "HEY! THEY ONLY GAVE ME ONE FRY!"
"So? That's what you ordered." Said Roxas as he searched through his food for his toy.
Larxene said nothing as she held up one single fry. (My brother joked about that happening!)
"Ooo! I got a Scrat toy!" (I'm doing this when Mc Donalds had Ice Age 2 toys!) Exclaimed Roxas as he made the toy make noise.
"NEXT STOP…" Shouted Larxene.
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SSAHC: Ooo! Cliffy! Okay. This is where you readers come in! I need an idea of what the first world should be. So please review. And when you do, please say what you think the next world should be!
CI: GAH! Right now, all they have on the radio is "I don't give a beep, keep looking at my beep. Cuz' it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my beep. I'm gonna do my thing while you're playing with your beep. Hah, hah, hahahaha!"
MD: I hate that song...
Sora: I kinda like it…
Everyone else: O.o;;;
SSAHC: OMG! It's the 'Laffy Taffy' song! I never heard it before and everyone else rants on on how great it is. It's pretty stupid if you ask me…
Riku: If you wanna be in this fic, we're gonna need:
Character name.
What side he/she's on.
Personality.
Weapon. (not needed.)
Look.
Who he/she likes and dislikes.
Anything else you think is necessary.
SSAHC: Oh… Um… Now don't be mad… But your character might only come on for a bit… Sorry!
Ansem: Remember, only light flames accepted. And NO cursing! REVIEW!