Big Brother: Xiaolin Showdown style
Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin showdown, nor the concept of Big Brother.
Italics shall be the presenter talking and acting, normal writing is inside the Big Brother house.
Hello! Welcome to Big Brother! I am your presenter, Adorabella, and I hope you enjoy this season of Big Brother.
Now, the Big Brother is Master Dashi, and you must all respect him on his decision.
Now that we've got that out of the way…. Here are the Contestants:
Omi… "Hello, my fellow viewers."
Clay… "Hello, Partners"
Raimundo… How's it hanging?"
Kimiko… "Hi"
Master Fung… "This is most unwise"
Dojo… "Hello folks."
Chase young… "What am I doing here?"
Wuya… "Oh! I get to be on TV"
Hannibal Roy Bean… "I don't like this."
AND, Jack Spicer… "Yes! A chance to reveal the evil me!"
Well, those are the contestants and they shall be stuck in the Big Brother house until there is a winner. Now, lets go to the contestants, who are now inside the house right now….
"What are we doing here?" Chase asked, looking about the living room.
"Why! Chase dear! You wouldn't let the chance of being on television go by would you?" Wuya asked him, putting on makeup.
"Yes."
"Oh" She said, putting away her makeup.
"How many rooms are there?" Dojo asked.
"Three." Master Fung replied.
Simple, you monks in one room, me in another, and Chase, Wuya and Jack in another." Hannibal said.
"What! I am not sharing a room with Wuya and Spicer." Chase flared up, he and Hannibal then proceeded to fight, tearing up the living room in an attempt to maim each other.
"I think we girls share the smallest room and you guys go in the other two rooms." Kimiko said.
"I agree." The monks and Wuya said in unison.
The two evil guys stop fighting.
"Do you expect me to share a room with him?" They both said in unison, pointing to each other.
"Yes!" Everyone said. Hannibal and Chase continued to fight, destroying the living room, and unable to resist, the others join in, beating each other senseless while Jack was screaming his girly scream.
"Well, that seems to have gone well." I said, rolling my eyes.
"What do you think, Dashi, I mean, Big Brother?" I asked.
"It's going to be very interesting." He replied.
"So, there you have it folks, first day in the Big Brother House, and a word from the Big Brother himself. I just don't know how things can get even worse in there, I mean they destroyed the living room…. Oh, wait, I spoke too soon. They've just destroyed the dining room…"
Back to the Big Brother House…
Next day.
Its morning at the Big Brother house and all is well, discounting the fact that the Living and Dining room are non existent.
Wuya was walking towards the bathroom, holding a towel; she needs her daily bath so that she is nice and clean for the camera. She opens the door to find that Chase Young has beaten her and is in a very soapy bath.
"Hey!" He shouts. Wuya stared at him, and then screams a girly scream and goes to jump in with him. Chase yells and leaps out, grabbing a towel and wrapping it about himself. He runs out of the bathroom with Wuya in hot pursuit.
"Come Back Chase!" She screamed. Chase runs even harder. Then, as he was running past the front door, a crowd of fan-girls burst in. One of them screamed, pointing at Chase.
"He's only wearing a towel, get him!" She shouted. Chase yelled as Wuya and the fan-girls chased him round the house.
Meanwhile….
"Where did I put them?" Jack asked, lifting up a bowl in search of one of his evil designs. He walked down the corridor and saw a cupboard door.
"It must be in there." He shouted, jumping towards the door. He yanked it open and screamed his girly scream.
He had just caught Raimundo and Kimiko kissing in the cupboard. Raimundo punches Jack, then yanks the door shut.
"Fuck off Jack" He shouted through the door. Jack got up from the floor and shouted at the cupboard.
"I thought you already were." He then laughed and ran as he heard the door open and Raimundo and Kimiko set out to beat him up.
So, both Jack and Chase are being chased round the Big Brother House. Jack's holding out well, but Chase wasn't. Fan-girls were jumping him at every opportunity, and once a fan-boy tried to jump on Chase. Chase and Jack skidded to a stop in the living room, breathing heavily and a few feet from each other. They looked at each other.
"Wuya and fan-girls?" Jack asked. Chase nodded.
"Raimundo and Kimiko?" Chase asked. Jack nodded. They were silent for a moment, then
"Bye!" Then they raced off in different directions.
Eventually, Raimundo and Kimiko gave up on Jack and settled to play cards with Clay and Omi.
Halfway through their game, Chase burst in through the door, clutching his towel to his waist and breathing heavily. He had barely stepped away from the door when Wuya burst in with a group of girls. Wuya leapt forward, grabbed Chase's towel and pulled.
Kimiko screamed and fainted. Raimundo yelled and covered his and Omi's eyes with his hands. Clay blushed and covered his face with his cowboy hat.
Jack Spicer then walked in the opposite door from the fans. He was drinking some coke, but when he saw Chase Young, he screamed and dropped to the floor, twitching.
"There are some things an evil boy genius should not see, and that is one of them." He said in a trembling voice.
Chase, his face beet red, grabbed his towel from Wuya. He wrapped it about him, then walked through the door that Spicer had entered by. Wuya and the fan girls burst out laughing. A random fan girl said,
"That was fun, we should do that again! Oh, damn, I knew I should of put my camera in my bag this morning!" Then she burst into tears.
Later, the house seemed unusually quite. Everyone had gathered in groups and was talking to each other. All except Chase Young. After his terrifying experience with the fan-girls, he had dressed in his armour and climbed on top of the wardrobe in his bedroom. Also, Hannibal had disappeared somewhere, strange.
Clay, who had been sitting with his monk friends, got up and went to the phone. He looked about to see if anyone was watching him, then picked up the telephone and dialled a number. When someone finally answered, Clay talked about wanting to buy something…
"Hello? I've been told that you have some good pigs on sale, can I buy some?" Clay asked.
"Yes, you can, how many?" The random salesmen asked.
"Bout half a dozen, I'll say." The cowboy replied.
"Okay, I'll deliver them to you soon, okay?" The salesmen said.
"Thanks" then Clay hung up. He turned to see Raimundo standing in front of him, his arms crossed on his chest.
"Pigs, Clay?" Raimundo asked. The Texan boy sifted, then asked
"How bout supper." At his suggestion, the room emptied, they were obviously hungry.
When everyone had entered the kitchen, they were met by a strange sight. On the counter, a dozen or so cans of baked beans were stacked. That was not, however, what had caught their attention. Hannibal Roy Bean was lying in front of them, and he was crying!
"What the…?" Wuya said. Chase entered the kitchen, his eyes darting everywhere. Obviously he was looking out for fan-girls. He then stopped and stared at Hannibal. The bean was saying something, but they couldn't hear him.
"What are you saying?" Jack asked, poking Hannibal. Hannibal screamed at Jack, who screamed as well and leapt into Wuya's arms. Wuya dropped Jack, who landed in the washing machine somehow. Hannibal, by this time was ranting some random stuff.
"Oh, my friends, my kin. I will rescue you! Don't worry! I'll kill every bean eater on this planet and you can all be free like the birds. DEATH TO SALAD EATERS!." He kept repeating this stuff until they got bored. Chase slammed his hand down on the bean, when he lifted it, Hannibal was on his hand; as flat as a pancake. He then went to the bin and dumped Hannibal in there.
They then had Baked beans on toast while Hannibal screamed curses at them.
After supper, Wuya was walking past the monk bedroom door when she saw an ominous smoke coming out of the bottom. Curious, she went to the door and opened it. She screamed as she was overcome by a thick smoke. She then giggled, she had never felt so good in her life. Out of the smoke, emerged Master Fung with Dojo strapped across his shoulders. They were holding spliffs. Wuya continued to giggle insanely, obviously affected by the smoke. She suddenly shrieked and ran down the stairs and into the living room where the others were. The living room was still non existent and they were standing about. They watched as Wuya ran screaming through the living room and into the other room.
"What was that about?" Omi asked. The others shrugged.
Then, in through the door that Wuya had entered came a thick low lying mist that came in and swirled around their ankles. Omi, curious, bent and sniffed the smoke. He suddenly straightened and started to giggle and mutter to himself.
"Ha ha! Must have cheese, cheese is good. He he! Where is my cheese? Must have cheese!" He them proceeded to try and eat everyone's' legs, failing that, he ran into the kitchen. He tore up the kitchen in his quest for the cheese. By this time, everyone had been affected by the mysterious smoke. They were all running about laughing and muttering. Then, Kimiko and Raimundo put on some music and started to dance with each other. The others were all doing something random, Clay was attempting to climb the dining room wall. Omi was trying to find cheese and he then ran out of the house, later on the news it was reported that some madman had gone into Asda and eaten all the cheese. Master Fung and Dojo had fallen asleep in a corner and were muttering in their sleep. Wuya was attempting to use the computer and ended up throwing it out the window. Chase Young was screaming his head off and ranting about how the fan-girls were out to get him. Hannibal was still in the bin, he was by this time screaming about how he as going to free all the beans on earth. Jack Spicer was hiding in the cupboard, crying uncontrollably and talking about toilet monsters.
Eventually, they all fell asleep where they were, even if they were standing up.
"So, that was very interesting. I wonder what's going to happen next, don't you Big Brother?" I asked. Big Brother nodded, his eye twitching.
"Well," He said, "At least we get rid of one next episode. Tell me viewers, who do you think should go off in the next chapter? Review and tell us who you think should go off."