CHAPTER 1
"Okay then Peter, let's take a look at your resumé. Alright then, name is Peter Pettigrew. Age is 17 years. Hight is 5' 2''...weight is left blank...You are in Gryffindor. Now your interests are eating cheese...sifting through other people's underwear...and salsa dancing." After saying that last sentence Lily Evans, a bright 7th year Gryffindor, and Head Girl, wasn't feeling so comfortable around Peter. I mean, everyone knew about the whole cheese fetish, but salsa dancing and sifting through underwear?
Lily Evans gave Peter a strained but sufficiently warm smile and said, "Peter, I think we're out of time today, you're resumé has tested positive and you may join the rest of your peers in the alternate common room, which has just been finished. To get to it- you do know where the painting of the fruit is that lead to the kitchen, right?- yes, normally you'd tickle the pear to get to the kitchens, but now you should tickle the pineapple's leaves. Got it? Good. Good night Peter, I hope you have a wonderful 7th year!"
She gathered up her materials and walked out of the room of requirement which had been turned into a psychologist's office, complete with a Vienna lounger for Peter, and the rest of her strange insecure patients. She closed the door behind Peter, and took down the sign that said "The Doctor is IN". She didn't particularly care now that Peter would be so confused that he could not find his way out of the ROR (Room of Requirement), she just had to find the Marauders.
A/N: okay, this was a very short chapter and my FIRST marauder era fanfic. SO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! updates will be longer and probably take 1 week for each chappie! (just warning you peeps)
