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This story is a crossover of the Percy Jackson Series and Pokegirls. Yes this story will contain smut, so if you're too young as in under the age of 16 DO NOT READ THIS STORY! I will take this down if asked by Fanfiction then repost it once the Adult content is removed.
Takes place during Chapter: XLII of Blood of Olympus
Percy, Annabeth, and Piper just finished navigating the tunnels of Athens towards the Acropolis, to stop a race of Giants that wanted to wake Gaia. Piper had used her charm-speak to sing to the Gemini king and his people, tricking them into allowing safe passage. Once they reached the end of the tunnel Piper used her charm-speak to send the Gemini (AN: Gemini are human from the waist up but are snake from the waist down) back to their home. As they continued on their way, Hazel's illusionary spell, which she cast on them before the three left the ship Argo II, took affect and made them look like the Earthbound (AN: Four-armed humanoid monsters).
The demigods then separated to get to the Acropolis, Percy and Annabeth went one way while Piper went another. Piper snuck around the Giant's forces, while taking out any single or small groups of monsters. She and the other two demigods had an important job to do. She had to disable the Giant's artillery to allow her demigod reinforcements from the ship to arrive.
While Piper was still hidden and making her way to the Acropolis she heard a big bang. This excited the other monsters into swarming into the structure. Here she saw Annabeth and Percy captured by the Giants. Annabeth was held by Periboia, the princess of the Giants. Percy was being held by Enceladus. Piper could clearly see them struggling to escape from the holds.
Porphyrion the giant king, gloated "Catching the demigods right on time. It is time to water these stones with the Blood of Olympus to raise Gaia from her slumber." Porphyrion however thought there were only two demigods not three. Piper noticed this and got into a position to rescue her friends, and hoped that their reinforcements arrived soon.
Porphyrion introduced the demigods to an old looking giant by the name of Thoon. Thoon's purpose was to destroy the Sisters of Fate. He carried a cleaver for the sole purpose of sacrificing demigods and killing the Sisters of Fate. Thoon decided to kill Annabeth first, much to Percy's horror.
As Thoon hefted his cleaver to sacrifice Annabeth. Piper was tensing up so that she could move to grab the Giant's cleaver. A bright blue/green light appeared in the middle of the room. Out of it stepped a hooded figure who was roughly six feet tall wearing a black-as-night trench coat.
The figure looked around, then said in a deep brooding voice, "What is this, a cheap rip-off of every ritual sacrifice movie ever done?"
Everyone just stared blankly at him and were completely dumbfounded at what he just said. The man continued unhindered, "Seriously, this whole set-up just screams evil-reviving-ritual thing." The demigods had to stifle a snort, they were thinking the same thing. Now the first Giant to snap out of the shock of the man's appearance was Enceladus, who leveled his weapon at the stranger and demanded, "WHO ARE YOU!"
The cloaked man seemed to stare blankly at the Giant for a second before removing his hood. He revealed his face to be a man of about mid-twenties with eyes that were split between forest green and brown. His hair was dark with strands of red mixed in, his soul patch beard looked similar except with more red in the beard.
The man then replied "Call me Evo, drumsticks." (AN: the Giants all have dragon legs from the waist down, think chicken legs) At this point the other giants and monsters snapped out of their shock. Enceladus spluttered "Drumsticks!?"
Porphyrion demanded in a low menacing tone, "Why are you here mortal? Answer quick or I will introduce you to our father Tartarus."
Evo turned to the giant king and said in a deadpanning voice, "First, that was a weak threat and second I was bored."
"BORED!?" The Giants' allies and monsters yelled. Evo then said in a flamboyant manner, "Yes, bored. For you see, boredom is the enemy of immortality." While being completely unconcerned about the assorted monsters and things that seemed to want to kill him.
Everyone else in the room was wondering why Evo spoke with such familiarity of immortality because it should be impossible for a mere mortal to know of immortality. So Enceladus asked, "What do you mean?" Evo replied with, "Well, calling me a mortal is kind of wrong. If you want to know more why don't you set the captured teens in your hands down gently?"
Porphyrion started laughing in a cruel manner, "You think you can demand anything from us." Evo said, "Yup". Porphyrion now decided this was enough and while chuckling evilly, the Giant King, ordered the monsters to kill Evo and for Thoone to sacrifice the demigods. Evo just shook his head and said "Yeah well fuck you. Your mother was probably a hamster, while your father smelt of elderberries."
Evo proceeded to hold out his right hand and out of his sleeve came a black katana. The blade seemed to have an otherworldly red miasma that wanted to devour everything. He then flourished the blade and rested it on his right shoulder. Evo said, "Meet my weapon, and I call it Lution."
With that declaration Evo pulled his hood on and vanished in a blur. The monsters surrounding Evo suddenly burst into monster dust. Enceladus let out a cry of pain. He had a stab wound to his kidney while the hand holding the Demigod was severed completely. However the severed Giant's hand became withered as if its blood and muscle were sucked out.
As soon as Enceladus collapsed from pain, Piper and the now free Percy raced towards Annabeth. Both demigods were making their way to the still trapped third demigod when Thoon collapsed, headless. His body now looked the same as Enceladus' severed hand, but the head looked just fine. This was probably due to Gaia doing her best to keep Thoon alive.
The moment Periboia saw Enceladus get injured, she decided to stab Annabeth. However Periboia only managed to make a small cut on the girl. The reason for this was that Evo deflected the blade using his weapon. Evo then twisted and cut Periboia's hands off. Lution was now wet with ichor (AN: blood of gods) but the ichor looked as if it was being absorbed into the weapon.
Shortly after the ichor was absorbed, Evo grabbed his head as if he were getting a headache. He then smirked and stated, "So that's your plan. You need the blood of these demigods to wake-up your mother Gaia." "But there are some glitches in it, have any one of you heard the saying don't have over-complicated rituals. Instead have something simple like Push giant red button. That's what a smart evil person would do." Evo finish while nodding to himself.
The demigods' just face palmed while Annabeth asked, "Why did you say that? Not to complain, but don't help the people that want to end civilization." Evo just looked at her as if she had kicked a puppy. He then said in a slightly whiney tone "Well you don't have to be sooo mean." Evo chaged his ton to a slightly mocking tone, "I will try to ignore all the idiocy of the Divine-Level beings here. Besides, they won't remember what I said about overly complicated rituals after I'm done here."
"Also, look at the bad guys that I cut." Evo said while pointing at the injured Giants. Annabeth turned and saw that Enceladus' severed hand had yet to heal. It seemed to be rejecting Gaia's healing. While monsters that were turned into dust stayed that way.
As Annabeth looked on she could clearly see that instead of a hand re-growing or reattaching, the arm didn't heal. (AN: Gaia heals the Giants in the books) She turned and asked in a stunned voice, "How?" Evo just finished decapitating a random monster. He then turned to Annabeth and said, "Kill things now, questions later."
Then he saw that the blood from Annabeth's small cut had dripped onto the ground. Evo summed up, "Well this is bad." Annabeth looked and also saw the blood and said in a worried tone, "Yes, yes it is." For the blood from a male and female demigod was needed to wake Gaia.
At roughly the same time as the Giant Periboia's de-handing, Porphyrion roared with rage then charged at Evo. However, Percy had other ideas. He intercepted Porphyrion's spear and pushed it into the ground, causing the giant to do a pole-jump. While Porphyrion was dazed on the ground Percy tried to unstick a sword from the giant's hair. Percy's trusty sword Riptide hadn't returned yet (AN: Riptide does return in pen form to Percy's pocket when he loses it).
Porphyrion was not as dazed as he seemed, however. He backhanded Percy into a nearby column with a loud crack. Porphyrion than rallied his underlings with a "they cannot kill us" speech. As Porphyrion looked around he noticed the Giants injured by Evo were recovering more slowly than normal. Enceladus' hand was starting to heal, but looked like a baby's hand (AN: Deadpool movie reference).
Evo addressed Porphyrion by saying "Yo, King of the Drumsticks, you and your Drumstick-people might heal from Lution, but your minions, not likely." Porphyrion snarled "Why not weakling." Evo just smirked beneath his hood and replied, "My weapon isn't just a sword it can become anything I NEED!" Evo ended by shouting while swinging his weapon towards Porphyrion. Lution's form shifted into what looked like a bladed whip. It flew through the air cutting through any monster in its way.
Porphyrion barely managed to dodge the whip. The whip however grazed his chest armour. The whip managed to hit the Giant's it went through the armour like it wasn't even there. Porphyrion roared in pain, the whip had managed to leave a long cut across his chest.
Evo sent Lution towards Percy with a flick of his wrist (Still whip form). The demigod had just barely managed to stand after being thrown into the column. The whip wrapped around his torso, without cutting it. Evo then pulled on the whip and brought Percy over to him and Annabeth.
At this point, a smell of ozone began to permeate the air. A voice shouted from above, "You know, this is not what I thought we'd find when we finally got up here." At the top of the nearest colonnade stood Jason, who was crackling with a lightning aura, golden sword at the ready. Next to Jason stood Frank, with an arrow notched on his bow, ready to fire. Hazel sat on the fastest horse alive, Arion, who challenged the Giants the way only a horse can.
Evo then yelled in surprise while pointing at Jason, "Peekabu! A real male and completely human Peekabu. They told me I was nuts believing in them but I knew they existed!" Jason just stared at the strange man he had witnessed giving semi-permanent injuries that should only happen when a God and Demigod tag-team the Giants (AN: this is a major plot point in the books).
Frank stage whispered, "I thought it was Pikachu in Pokémon?"
Jason shook his head then charged up even more lightning and rammed into Porphyrion. Evo seeing this, couldn't help but cackle, "Volt-Tackle, Peekabu!"
By this point Leo had managed to get the flying Greek warship, the Argo II, above the Acropolis. He then set about firing the ship's siege engines at the remaining monsters and Giants. Leo made a challenge over the ship's loudspeakers for the Giants to surrender, while being surrounded by one war machine.
Just after the first barrage from the Argo II, the Gemini King and his army started too rushed out of a nearby tunnel. The king yelled, "Kill the demigods, especially the trickster (AN: Trickster = Piper)." However before they could do anything Hazel used her power of the underworld to cave-in the hole, killing most of the army.
The Gemini King seeing that his army was now reduced to about seven of his people including himself gave the order to, "SLITHER AWAY!"
Frank, with his bow, took some pot-shots at the retreating Gemini lowering their numbers even more.
Periboia after her hand were cut off, retreated behind some of the rest of the Giants. She had to wait for her hands to regrow to full size. Right now they were stumps with tiny nubs at the end. Annabeth, seeing this, went after her to try to get the female Giant for trying to kill her. It was a strange case of cat and mouse, where the mouse chased the cat.
By this point Riptide had reappeared in Percy's pocket as a pen. Percy reached into his pocket and uncapped his sword Riptide and chased after Thoon. Thoon's body looked like a stick figure that was the same size as a basketball. Thoon was surprisingly agile with his stick figure body, he barely dodged Percy's sword strikes. Though this was mostly because whenever Percy swung his sword the ground would shift under his feet, causing him to miss.
Evo joined the battle. He went up against the remaining Giants that have yet to be named in this story (AN: There are 12 Giants). Lution kept shifting forms during this engagement, one moment a whip the next a large Warhammer. Then shifting again into a large double-sided sword which fired beams of RED with green sparks that seemed to spiral up the blade's length (AN: A black and red Sword of Olympus from God of War series).
Piper was now fighting back-to-back with Jason after he used volt-tackle. She had a hopeful thought, "Now we can win this."
However, winning was not to be at this time. The Giants' forces rallied and pushed the demigods into a circle. A few of the real Earthbounds and not more hidden demigods, started pelting the Argo II with boulders. The combined volleys of rocks did enough damage to take out roughly half the oars. Leo, the Argo II captain/repair boy, couldn't fire the ship's siege engines fast enough.
Evo was caught off guard by a loud explosion from the damaged Argo II and thrown into the heroes. He was dazed and said, "Why are there tweety birds around my head?" Lution was somehow still in his hands and back to being a katana. Percy couldn't help but ask, "Why do you call them Drumsticks?" This caused a pause in the Giant's advance, they were wondering about that as well.
Evo just smiled and pointed at the Giants' legs and said, "I wanted something insulting that was tied to those. So I randomly thought of Drumsticks, and that's how it goes. That and they look like green scaly chicken legs." The demigods just stared at him like he was crazy.
The Giant King roared, "THAT'S WHY YOU CALL US, THE CHILDREN OF GAIA AND TARTURUS DRUMSTICKS!?" Evo turned to him and said, "Yup" while popping the "P."
Porphyrion looked at Percy than the Giant King smirked cruelly and said in a gloating tone, "Well at least you can't kill us and it looks like our mother will wake."
Evo noticed Percy's bloody nose with a drop of his blood mid-fall. It touched the ground before anyone could stop it. There was now both male and female demigod blood, enough to wake Gaia. Evo proceeded to curse worse than a sailor. The demigods were shocked they had failed to stop Gaia from awakening. She spoke from the earth to her Giants, "I leave these demigods to you. I now go and deal with the rest of these weeds." With this declaration her presence left them.
The demigods were in shock, they had failed to prevent Gaia's awakening. They also began to edge away from Evo, who started cursing the moment Percy's blood touched the ground. The cursing became even more creative with each passing second. Hazel, being from the 1940's, was bright red with embarrassment and fanning her face (AN: she does this in the books) while still holding onto her Roman cavalry sword.
Around the time of Evo's tenth curse, the Olympian Gods, along with the Sisters of Fate, finally gave their heroic entrance. Zeus arrived on a chariot drawn by the gods of the four winds. Behind him was his wife Hera, with a peacock drawn chariot. Ares was excited and shouting like a kid on a sugar high, waving around his spear. The rest of the Gods came down in similarly drawn chariots. As they came in for a landing they shrunk down to a mortal size, joining the demigods.
Evo shortly noticed the Gods and stopped cursing. He looked at the gods and at the Sisters of Fate. Evo said, "Good, now I know who were actively supressing my power. The three old hags here were supressing my power for the sake of, Continuity." The demigods were shocked when they heard Evo's speech. Here was a guy who went against SEVERAL Giants at once and claimed he had to fight to use that much of his power.
Evo clapped his hands together with an EVIL grin. "Now that their pressure is gone it's time to cut loose." With this declaration Evo's trench coat dissolved into tendrils. Everyone now saw that Evo was wearing a T-shirt that had a decal of a biohazard sign over a green drill pointing up. The drill was, for some reason, wearing sunglasses (AN: Gurren Lagann for the win :P). His pants were regular blue-jeans, and his shoes were Nike runners.
(AN: Readers please play "Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K for this fight scene)
Lution also dissolved into tendrils. The miasma that once surrounded Lution is now emanating out of Evo. With a mighty roar Evo launched himself at the Giant King. As he did so, his arms were covered for a split-second in black tendrils, then sprouted four foot long claws. There were four claws, one was where the thumb was (AN: Think [Prototype] games).
Porphyrion, not expecting this, took the enraged being to his chest. Evo, while humming "Ready to Die", proceeded to tear his way towards Porphyrion's heart. He ripped his way through the Celestial Bronze breastplate and the sternum in seconds. When Evo reached the heart he yelled to the doomed Giant, "You say it takes a God and Demigod to kill you, right?...Let's test that theory!"
With that declaration Evo plunged his claws into the Giant King's heart. Tendrils erupted from Evo's arms and they covered the heart in a second. The giant was screaming in complete agony, however it didn't last long. Within ten seconds the tendrils covered Porphyrion from head to scaly toe. The mass of tendrils then shrunk down to the size of a regular human.
Evo stood there with his hands back to normal. Porphyrion was nowhere in sight. The nearby giants gazed at Evo in complete fear. Enceladus was the first to speak, however his severed hand had started to regrow. He asked, "How, how is it possible for you, a mere mortal, to kill our king!?" Evo looked at the giant and replied in a completely calm voice, "I ate him and I told you I am not a mortal." Enceladus asked, "Then WHAT are you!? You just KILLED our KING, the STRONGEST of our kind, which should be impossible for a single entity to do, yet you did it like nothing?" There was a long pause, everyone was thinking the same thing. How had Evo eaten a Giant?
The Gaints and Gods were shocked, Evo had just admitted to eating something on the level of a god. Evo then continued, "Yeah, it turns out my body is mostly made out of a virus. This allows me to eat things, gain their power, and heal other people."
As soon as Evo mentioned the healing of other people he slapped himself while muttering, "I'm an idiot." He then turns to Percy and Annabeth and asks them, "Want me to heal you guys up after the Giants are gone? There is also zero risk of spontaneous combustion." The two demigods exchanged a look thinking it over. Then Annabeth asked, "How do you know that our way of healing has a chance to spontaneously combustion?" "When I ate King Drumstick I gained his powers and memories" Evo repied. The Olympians (Good Guys) were now extremely worried now along with the Giants.
Evo turned to the remaining Gaints and said, "Now let me deal with the rest of these Drumsticks, because I'm still hungry." The Giants, who were listening, became very pale. He had just devoured their king, their tallest and strongest. The remaining Giants had the following collective thought, "We're next!"
Evo saw the remaining Giants starting to back away from him. He began to give an Evil cackle and said in multiple voices in perfect stereo, "Time for me to feast on the Drumsticks." With that declaration the Giants started to run away. However, they were too slow, far-far too slow.
(AN: Please play "Ready to Die" again.)
With a roar, Evo lunged at the closest unnamed Giant, his hands once again claws. He ripped the Giant in half, then consumed the pieces with his tendrils. Evo changed, the claws from one of his hands dissolved back into a normal hand, while the other now had a large blade at the end with smaller blades coming out of the arm like thorns. He reared back his arm like a pitcher in a baseball game and swung at Periboia. Evo's arm whipped out and the bladed tip went through the female Giant's torso. With a tug Periboia came flying towards Evo (AN: Scorpion in Mortal Kombat). Once close enough, he used his normal arm to stab into the female Giant. Periboia's body was devoured in seconds.
The Giant Thoon was the next to die. His body was now roughly the size of an 8-year old child. Evo jumped high above him his right arm changing into a single massive blade. Thoon was bisected from head to groin with a single chop of the giant-blade-arm. The two-halves of Thoon were also consumed by Evo.
The next Giant to die was Enceladus whose hands, which had been slowly regrown now had become useful again. However, the giant didn't have long to celebrate his normal sized hands. Evo was once more on the move, his arms had shifted into huge boxing gloves. This new form seemed to mimic the Warhammer that Lution took earlier. Evo launched himself into the air, jumping far above Enceladus' head. Then with a roar he yelled, "SMASH!" he brought his hands down on the Giant. Enceladus in complete despair tried to block the attack with a spear's shaft. It didn't work. The spear broke like a twig and Enceladus' head was turned into pulp along with most of his torso, before it was consumed by Evo.
As for the rest of the unnamed Giants, they also died in a similar gory manner to the previously mentioned Giant deaths. Suffice to say the Gods and demigods were shocked. This person had just killed what was believed to be un-kill-able. The Gods felt the cold claw of fear as Evo finished the last Giant. They remembered that Evo gained the power and memories of those he eats and now he just ate twelve Giants that were their Anti-Them.
Zeus stepped forward and in a commanding voice said, "You are too powerful to leave be so I have no choice but to banish you to the pit of Tartarus." Evo replied, "I'm sorry but it seems that you think you can order me around." Zeus roared, "You think you can resist us Mortal! You may have bested the Giants but you must not have been able to use their abilities yet." Evo replied, "Geeze, and I thought Ghost was joking that most Gods are douchebags." Zeus demanded, "Who is this Ghost person?" "Oh, just a guy I know. He is an envoy of the Sky Mother" Evo replied nonchalantly. At the title, "Sky Mother" Zeus paused, then became whiter than Stormtrooper Armour along with the other Olympian gods. Evo was from the multiverse and knew some of the most powerful entities out there.
(AN: The Sky Mother and Ghost are the creation of the Fanfic Author: Third Fang)
Evo walked towards Percy and Annabeth. Evo said, "Want me to heal you now or after we get back to America?" Annabeth asked, "What do you mean, "Back to America?"" Evo replied in a hesitant tone, "Well, Gaia woke up and is probably heading toward the Roman and Greek demigods in America. That's what I got from the Drumsticks' memories and final thoughts."
The demigods hearing this agreed to get healed by Evo. They were low on Ambrosia and Nectar, which heals demigods.
Zeus was in a state of shock after hearing that Evo rubbed shoulders with beings of the Multiverse. The Olympians were in a similar situation but snapped out of it with Evo's conversation with the two demigods. He stated, "Yes, he is completely right. Gaia is attacking both groups of demigods. Now Apollo, come here." The young god approached his father like he was walking towards a noose.
Apollo knew that his father had to blame someone for the incident with the Gaia's rising. A new oracle of Apollo's gave a prophecy that gave the Giants the opportunity for a second Giant War. Apollo knew his twin Artemis would try to reason with Zeus to reduce his punishment. With a small declaration from Zeus Apollo vanished in a glow of lights along with the Sisters of Fate.
There was a small pause before Jason brought up Kymopoleia the Greek, goddess of class five storms. The demigods had met her on their way to Greece. She had been forgotten and wanted to be known again. The demigods promised her that she would be in order to gain safe passage.
Jason said, "Blaming isn't going to solve anything. That's how the Romans and Greeks were so divided in the first place." At this Zeus started to get mad at his son. Zeus gave a look like he was seconds away from vaporizing Jason. Evo came to the rescue by saying, "Vaporize the kid and I bring the "Red Flood" here." Zeus backed off and started groveling. He didn't want to go against that monster.
(AN: Red Flood is the Waltz character from the author Third Fang)
Evo said, "Well let's heal the demigods and then go." With that he approached the injured demigods. He channelled his power and in seconds seven tablet like items formed in his hand, they were black with red swirls. Evo then addressed the demigods, "Treat these things like chewable vitamins." He then proceeded to give them out.
He got to Percy and Annabeth last. Nothing appeared out of the ordinary about the tablets, which still looked the same. So the two demigods ate them, not seeing the slight smirk on Evo's face. He couldn't help but think, Great now I can access their biology and mess with them it later, hehehehe.
Evo turned to Zeus and whispered, "Are you going to volley ball them back to America?" Zeus replied, "More like a slap, but volley ball works too." Evo nodded and proceeded to board the floating warship along with the demigods.