I Melinda Harmony Floershine Graason wok up to the sound of mi morning alrm bepning and beeing like Justin Bebber (No tnx hat hm) and rolled over in my double queen sized bed. 'Mrognin suck" I moan as I pull myslef out of bed, and open my large wak-in wardrobe. idk what to wear, so I go for my classic red doc martans short ripped denim shorts with a cute belt a super man tank top and a messy bun, cuz I ant no plastc btch. I look at the mirrer and crie, becuz i'm fugly but in a nice way like jenfer la-rence. I rub on sum sa-fire red lipstik and some messy eye shadow. I did a bad job, but it's okay because i look mor hot when people think i'm hungover.
i sigh as a sling a monstrs icn bag on my bag and walk down the stairs, swayeing my hips like a clock. I sort thu some apels, throwing away the green ons becuz ew, and eat a red on. I take a life from my alcholc mum called, who sings some song sweet carlin (idk guys its by beb dylin or smth) in the car and get out.
wow. my first day at new school. I red the sign slowly, becuz the letrs were big. It sed 'Lodno analogy for young peeply.' Luks like me. I wak in2 the school find my only class right way. I looked around and sa lots of epmty sets, but i was a loner so i sat at the back, far way from the tall bich (don't be meen giis, shes a bich okaii? ull see soon, she sleeps wit all da boiis and has no as.) I wuz sitin down no doin mats becuz mats is 4 twats when a boy nudged my arm i looked up it was harry styles wow his fit.
He said hi but i wuz liek no ur a plaer nd fliked my hair like burn but he pulled my hand ot the door and itno de hal and was liek "cum wit me, Melidna taylor Floershine Graason' but i sed no mei nem is melonie talr floershin graason' and he was like ' idgab' (b is 4 buterflys cuz buterflys r gentl liek harry stles) so i was like okey and let him take me ot of skool rly like a bad boii which was 2 hot 4 u, and ull hav to wait 2 next tiem to no wat hapns necks (No guys dey aren't gonna push buttons yet lol, comment if u love me, h8rs suck, die bich