Title & Summary quote from Headlock by Imogen Heap. (She's brilliant.)
"Hello, readers!
This is the Chad Dylan Cooper speaking here. I just finished recording another fabulous episode of MacKenzie Falls, that you all are going to enjoy Wednesday night.
Tune in at eight to see my gorgeous face again, and be dazzled by my amazing acting skills.
Ah yes, today my mother called me just to say that my appearance at the 'Oh, Yes You Di-hid' was perfectly done, and that she, of course, was proud of me. I wasn't surprised at this, I hear it every day. What did surprise me, you asked?
Well, today I went on a date with Sonny Monroe. Hold in your gasps, please, because it wasn't for fun. I just wanted to show the little girl how fantastic a date can be with me, Chad Dylan Cooper. I do not see anything in her, at all. She, a member of So Random, how sad, is just another over-obsessed fan that tries to seduce me, but Chad Dylan Cooper isn't that stupid. Sonny obviously got the signs wrong, to even think I would like her in any way, and she kissed me. I still taste her, and it is terrible. Absolutely disgusting, I tell you.
Now, thanks for reading, my dear fans, I'm going to take another long shower.
Au revoir.
C.D.C.
PS My hair still looks fabulous."
He saved the entry, staring at the screen absentmindedly.
He wondered if the fans actually believed this shit he just wrote.
He chuckled, of course they did.
Why?
Because lying was his favourite passion.
Thanks.
(The end is from Escape The Fate.)