That Which Could Be
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Sunbow Entertainment. I own Farrah/Persiana and Leon/Crisis. L1701E owns Ace/Wildstar. WWE owns John Cena.
Chapter 1: A Rivalry for the Ages
The Boston bombshell Carol Danvers, the teen West Coast Avenger Miss Marvel, was sighing happily as she stared at the screen. The blonde Air Force brat was watching her favorite WWE superstar, John Cena, enter the ring; no doubt using his unique sense of humor and smack talk to bring the crowd onto their feet. Carol sighed happily as she hugged a pillow, saying,
"I love you, John."
However, as Cena's entrance music ended, it mysteriously was cued up again and Carol and Cena both looked on in shock.
Emma Frost, the headmistress of the Massachusetts Academy, and tutor to the Hellions, was parading her way down the ramp, dressed in all things John Cena, including a plushy she had of the superstar. Frost picked up a microphone and proclaimed,
"Come here, handsome!"
Carol looked at the screen for a moment, her eyes twitching nervously. She clenched her fists tightly and shrieked at the top of her lungs,
"NO ONE TAKES MY MAN AWAY FROM ME!"
With that, she flew through the ceiling at super-speed and on her way to Boston.
Farrah Willows, the feline teen Avenger Persiana, walked into the room with her boyfriend, Leon Maxwell, the teen powerhouse Crisis. The red-eyed swordsman asked,
"Did you hear something?"
Farrah shrugged,
"Probably Barbie straining her one brain cell to come up with an idea to take you away from me. It won't work, because you're mine."
She nuzzled his shoulder as Leon looked on the television,
"Huh, wrestling's on."
He narrowed his eyes,
"Is that Emma Frost?"
Farrah smirked,
"Yeah, and she's chasing after John Cena."
She then looked,
"Oh and here comes Barbie."
Carol stormed into the ring and yelled,
"Back off, Frost! Cena is mine!"
Frost shouted back,
"And, why would he want to have anything to do with you? You're a little girl, who probably plays with a big doll house! So, go play in a sand box while you leave Cena to a real Boston woman, like me!"
Cena looked like he did not want to be in the middle of this. He wanted to leave when Emma grabbed him and began kissing him in front of the audience. Carol shouted and tackled Frost, a cat-fight escalating.
Back in San Diego, Leon and Farrah looked on. The red-eyed teen shook his head,
"When the adults find out about this, there's going to be hell to pay."
Farrah smirked,
"Good, Barbie just proved to the world that blondes are dumb and totally horny for any guy that comes into their field of vision."
Leon looked at his girlfriend,
"That's not a very fair assessment."
Just then, Crystal, the Inhuman princess, ran by, squealing and holding a Quicksilver plush doll,
"Yeah, I can't wait until I finally marry Quicksilver. Just think of our children."
Farrah looked at her boyfriend,
"See what I'm saying, honey?"
Leon groaned,
"Let's go get Carol before anything else happens."
John Cena yelled out,
"HELP ME! I AM NOT A RAG DOLL!"
He was caught in a tug-of-war between Carol and Emma, and neither looked to be budging when it came winning the affections of the West Newbury native.
At the Hellion House…
Monet St. Croix, the Hellion M, looked at the screen,
"This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen in my life. More embarrassing than those three other women that think Wildstar belongs to them instead of me."
Sharon Smith, the Hellion Catseye, huffed and hissed,
"Up yours, M! Catseye like Wildstar more!"
Beef, the super strong powerhouse Hellion, asked,
"Are we going to assist Miss Frost? It is likely the West Coast Avengers will do the same."
Jennifer Stravos, the Hellion Roulette, smirked,
"Yeah, and, if she asks why we're there, we could always say that Empath did something to us."
Empath looked hurt at the comment,
"Hey!"
Beef picked him up by the back of his neck,
"Is that a problem?"
The emotion-manipulating Hellion shook his head nervously,
"No, no! I'm good!"
He then groaned in his head,
This is going to end in anything but a good way.
Next Chapter:
The West Coast Avengers and the Hellions try and rescue their respected blondes. Stay tuned for insanity, fellow readers!