AN: This is brought to you by Cassy! The cute psychopath!

Cassy: Enjoy! And since I'm here, I think we all know the author doesn't own Harry Potter. Happy Reading!

——Chapter 1——

Sometimes the lines between right and wrong become blurred and then disappear. Cassy realized this as she looked at the horrid massacre by a pyshopathic vampire who's turned the into town into zombies.

"Wish we would have just not gone traveling. This shit always happens!" Jamie whispered yelled at the small group. Cassy was out there somewhere and Harry, Eddie and herself were stuck in a room with the door barricaded. They were worried about the girl and hoped she'd be okay.

—With Cassy—

While she was suitably impressed with the amount of weapons in the kitchen of this house, she was quickly running out of them and ran down another flight of stairs. While running down the hallway she noticed there was distinct lack of zombies in the hallways and an unearthly silence. Then, she slammed full force into the wall and was held up by her throat, she realized why.

There was a vey tall man with an unnatural grin peering down at her and she struggled with his hand.

The man gave a cackle. "I can't have you becoming a vampire too. But a virgin can't become a ghoul." Her eyes widen and she kicked even more furiously at him and seemingly turned the sick guy on more. She reached for her knife and stabbed into his hand so he dropped her.

Proceeding to run from Mr.Pedophile Vampire and jumped out the window, knowing he'd follow her and not go after her friends, she ran out into the night, praying that someone, anyone would help her.

And she got help. In the form of a vampire named Alucard.

—Alucard's POV—

Apparently there was another homicidal vampire on the loose. But when he got to the house he saw all the ghouls dead with knives in their heads. He sent Police Girl up to the get the three people left in the house and looked out the broken window. He sensed fear along with determination from one and extreme lust from another. He headed out into the night to meet the two.

When he got there, he saw a little girl no older than 12 cornered by the one with extreme lust rolling off him. "Well, she's very pretty but she's 12 years old man! Wait some years, will ya?" The vampire turned and growled at him. "This has absolutely nothing to do with you. Leave."

The guy smartly held the little girl down as she tried to kick him in the balls. Alucard took out his gun. "So easy or hard way?" The vampire snarled. "I'll kill you!"

"Oh so the hard way then." He proceeded to blow off his right arm and leg freeing the girl who in turn, stabbed the guy in the eye with her knife. He shot the vampire in his head, killing the pedophile.

The little girl stared at him as he crouched to her level. "Thank you for saving me." He felt an unusual attachment to the girl and didn't want her to leave. "What is your name, little one?"

"Cassy." Her gray eyes stared up at him and he saw the insanity in them that was hidden by a look of determination. "Are my friends okay?" He shrugged.

"They could be ghoul chow." She tilted her head. "There were more than the one's I killed?" She started walking to the house again and he followed curious about this girl and her friends. There was a strange power radiating from her. The others in the house were wizards he knew but this girl had a different vibe.

As they neared the house, he saw police girl with three kids who ran at Cassy. They were hugging her and while was relieved they were okay, she didn't look too happy about being hugged.

"Were your parents victims of the attack?" Cassy shrugged. The other girl spoke for the group. "We don't have parents." The police girl turned to him with pleading eyes and he nearly immediately gave a snarky remark before realizing they could be useful...and annoy his boss. He gave a nod and a grin.

Police Girl grinned and the kids looked confused. "You'll be coming with us!" Cassy shrugged and grabbed out Alucard's coat. Well someone is attached. This would make for a good field report.

——Hellsing Manor——

Integra pinched the bridge of her nose, feeling a headache coming on as Police Girl talked with three of the kids and the other seemingly was having a staring contest with Alucard. Alucard raised an eyebrow and the girl continued to stare flatly. If she won, she was definitely asking for tips.

"So that's your field report."

"Yup."

"You went to the house and found all the ghouls dead."

"Knives in every single one of their fucking heads."

"Followed the vampire to his attempted kill on this girl."

"Indeed."

"Blew his arm and leg off, she stabbed him in the eye and then you killed him."

"Dead."

"Before bringing all the kids back here because they don't have parents."

"It's like I didn't just get through telling you this."

Integra would need a drink soon. The girl spoke up. "I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Truly wasn't in my plans for Mr. Pedophile Vampire to show up." The girl was snarky too. She liked her already.

"Have you all eaten?" The girl shook her head and Integra called Walter to fix them some dinner.

"You're Sir Integra Hellsing correct? You're truly an inspiration. Brilliant job you're doing as the head of the Hellsing organization." She was starting to adore this girl.

"Indeed I am. Alucard here has taken an interest in you I see." He cut into their conversation. "Those knives had to have been thrown and with very amazing accuracy. Plus she radiates in an unknown energy that smells delicious."

"I was experimented on. I probably taste terrible." The girl spoke as if she was discussing the weather.

"I beg to differ." Alucard gave a grin.

"Try and bite me and I'll chop your limbs off."

"They'll grow back."

"Great, I can do it over and over again." Integra would definitely enjoy having this one around.

——About two weeks later——

Eddie had managed to transport all of their stuff to their new rooms which were all very beautiful yet still foreign to them.

Currently he was having the hardest time doing his homework as Alucard was insisting on making as much noise as possible. His TV was extremely loud playing Adventure Time when he saw a bus pull up to the gate and two people get out to talk to the guards. When the guards were shot and their blood was spilled around them horrifically, Eddie sighed.

"Guys! We have unpleasant company!" They had started to train under the Hellsing organization and they had all found their favorite and best weapons to fight with.

He was especially good with knives and the wires the butler Walter used while Harry was scarily good with small guns. Jamie simply adored the katanas and Cassy...she could fight with all but she preferred the extremely large guns Police Girl used. Combined with her scarily accurate aim, it was the perfect weapon for her.

When he saw the very big explosion that hit the bus well he knew it was handled but opened his window, shot the two people in the feet before closing it and trying to do his homework again.

Honestly couldn't they just give him a break?

——With The Round Table Conference People——

"Oh. That'd be one of our brand new security team member." Integra wasn't worried at all after the panicked call about the vampires showing up on her doorstep. The large explosion that rocked the ground provided proof to her claims.

She had worried Alucard would screw it up but seeing as he hadn't yet she was okay. She decided to call him and realized he had one of the vampires and was brutally tearing him apart from the sound of it. So, calling Police Girl instead after freaking out the other members, she asked hesitantly what was happening.

"Oh everything's fine sir! Cassy just decided that one of the vampires needed to have their ego destroyed. The other one is uhm...well he is definitely going to die that's for sure."

She had wondered what the distinct crunch of bones was. "Oh well, thank you Police Girl." She hung up and sighed. "Oh well, so about that budget?"

"What budget? It's fine!" They all nervously chuckled and practically ran to the door when she dismissed them.

Ah..life was back in order.

——Someday in August——

"How has the wizarding world gone further backwards than the last time I was here?" Alucard was currently looking at the shops in distaste while Seras (Police Girl) looked in wonder.

Cassy entered Florish and Blotts before immediately walking out again. "How disgusting. Lockhart is our DADA teacher. What a fraud."

Harry groaned, Eddie gave a grunt, and Jamie became instantly cheerful. "Really?! Let's go inside!" She dragged Cassy back into the store and went to his books. Everyone else followed slowly.

"Don't you know what means?! We can put him for the fraud he is! Mwhahahahahahaha!" Cassy lightly smacked her head before getting into line with her books.

It had all been going so well...until Lockhart spotted Harry.

"Could it be..? Harry Potter!" A photographer moved to grab Harry but Alucard grabbed his arm and gave the man a grin. "What's an old man grabbing a little boy for?" The photographer passed out in fear. Alucard could be scary.

He glared at Cassy. "What do you mean "Could"?!" She stared blankly and simply grabbed Harry and put her arm around him. Alucard's eye ticked.

——Madam Malkin's——

Everyone had to be refitted as they were getting growth spurts and no longer truly fit their clothes. They had luckily gone clothes shopping in the mundane world before meeting Alucard.

Cassy made sure Police Girl got some robes too which the woman squealed in delight while Alucard had flat out growled at the girl for even suggesting he get some.

"You need to get laid man. Seriously." It took everything in his being to not strangle Cassy. The girl merely stuck a lollipop in her mouth and continued her walk to the pet store. She needed more food for Midnight.

——September 1——

"I'm going to miss you kids!" Seras was hugging the kids goodbye and nearly suffocating them with her chest while Alucard merely scowled at Cassy. Integra gave them all brand new phones to contact her with while at school.

They waved goodbye and got on the train, finding a compartment in the middle of it and putting their stuff away safely.

Cassy then spoke. "Anyone else feel like this is going to be a really insane year?"

And that's the first chapter of the gang's second year at Hogwarts! Happy Reading!