Now, I know most of you are thinking, "WTF, that destroys the whole point of the story!" but to me, Rapunzel is about love between a lost royal heir, and the charming man who saved her. Now tangled was hilarious, but I got to thinking after seeing my brother flaunt around the house in my old bikini, what if Rapunzel was a dude? (my brother has really long blonde hair btw, in case you wonder about the connection. Maybe later I will do a female of a female Flynn.
Warnings: so far, only the obvious gender swap.
ON WITH THE SHOW! Cough, cough, no more yelling or ranting for me. At least for today…
Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a happy kingdom, where a king and queen ruled the land. The queen became terribly ill and died. The end.
No, that would be a damn life, as my part would not have even begun yet. As you should know, that terribly ill queen, is my mom. Well, soon to be.
The king, so worried for his queen, sent many men far and wide, to search for a cure. the only one he could think of was the safely guarded golden flower, on the land of the witch. Some say she needed it for magic, others that she used to hold the souls of her prisoners. All the king knew was that its healing properties would safe his wife. He should have looked into it more.
Finally, after a long hard search, a team of thirty men had brought back the flower. Well, it was thirty, and now only one man made it back. He was rewarded and knighted, and the queen was healed. What none of them knew was that the flower, when ingested, made for a hell of an aphrodisiac. Well, they did always want a child, and that's where I come in. the queen had a beautiful baby boy, that had the shiniest golden hair, and looked a bit like a girl. But doesn't comment on that or I'll break your nose.
Where was i? oh ya, beautiful baby boy –me, that the witch knew was rightfully hers. She could not survive without the flowers de-aging properties, but when she tried to steal but a single lock of the childs hair, the hair turned brown and stopped growing. Losing all magical properties. So she kidnapped the child, and locked the child away with her in a tower, hidden from the world, and raised the child as her own. Naming him flower, the most retarded name for a boy. Eventually she gave in and renamed me, not a whole lot better, bu enough so to feel more unique. My name is Rapunzel.
So? Not too bad, right? Im gona post more, bu I gotta go to work in like ten minutes, and still gotta get dressed. Yikes! please review, flames are accepted as they keep me so nice and warm. Or come visist my profile, I like friends. With love, mikka.