Hello there! I know, eternal hiatus, depression, blah blah...but I just needed to write some Invader Zim fanfiction, especially RAPR (Red and Purple romance), don't like? don't read! Why waste your precious time reading something you don't like just to comment offensively and be ignored? There's much to do outside! ;p
Well, just entered this fandom, I really like this pairing, they're like, meant for each other, Purple is Red's trophy wife...anyways, this is a really short oneshot, just to start...I'm planning on doing something larger, not that anyone will read it though, whatever.
I don't own Invader Zim, if I did it would have tons of romance and angst and shit like that...I don't really know. Characters belong to Jhonen V.
Of doughnuts and popcorn
Purple hadn't always been the clueless leader he used to be, in fact, he was quite sharp, but he didn't bother trying harder. Because there was Red by his side, and that made it better. Red gave orders and he ate snacks. In exchange, Red used to bother him sometimes, trying to show dominance, but most of the time they enjoyed being together. Purple just needed to look at Red's eyes to know everything was ok, whenever he was anxious, Red gave him the look, and it made Purple calmer.
And if that wasn't enough, Red had other ways to calm Purple down, behind the privacy of their chamber. He knew Purple the way Purple knew Red, the way significant others do, and that's why it was all right.
Purple rested his head on Red's chest while sitting on the couch during their break time. It was his most waited time, where they didn't have to pick up calls from invaders, or monitor the missions. They could enjoy themselves for a while, in a silent, warm embrace.
"Mmm Pur, you smell so sweet" whispered Red as he stroked the other's antenna.
"It's because of the doughnuts" purred the other in response.
"You and your doughnuts, seriously Pur, we should have popcorn next time"
"Mmmm" moaned Purple in disagreement "Doughnuts are the best, they are sweet, soft and delicious"
"You are the only sweet, soft and delicious thing I can have without getting bored" responded Red, bringing Purple closer to him, their eyes meeting. They stared at each other in silence for some time. Purple smiled.
"You're being corny again, Red"
"And you love it"
"Silly Red..." Purple licked Red's cheek tenderly. "Ok, let's have popcorn next time".
Red smirked. Being corny always got him what he wanted, even if Pur made fun of him, he knew he was melting inside.
Yup, short oneshot.