Shenanigans Chapter 1 – Pilot

/ Hello there :)

First of all Check out Weiss Reacts by ElfCollaborator, that is my inspiration.

/Lets get straight to the point – Just a light-hearted sort of episodic fanfic about RWBY. As far as time frames go this will be set a few weeks after initiation. Due to this being a 'comedic' spin on the series(We will soon see about 'Comedic') many things will remain the same, but a few things may be tweaked slightly. I will try to notify you when I do that.

. / Right my inspiration to do something like this comes from Weiss reacts by ElfCollaborator

I wanted to do something wacky and fun too so here is my attempt. I will go on a different path to Elf to forge my own 'Masterpiece' If this does end up somewhat successful my thanks will go to Elf for his inspiration.

/ I will be ignoring the fourth wall throughout the series(Unless an opportunity presents itself then I'm sorry)

/Also Im going to include as little angst as possible, So no Blake moping off to weiss's 'White fang comments' etc. As to how Im going to let it be discovered that Blake is a faunus? I dont know.

Team RWBY Dorm

Ruby lay on her bunk staring at the ceiling. She was unsure of what she should do. She knew that spending a whole Saturday staring at a ceiling was a little counter-productive yet here she was. Yang had gone off with some friends that graduated with her from signal, Weiss had vanished to Dust knows where(She mentioned something about Glyph-Dust Phase ratios) and Blake had gone into town to 'investigate'. Leaving Ruby in the dorm with a ceiling to keep her company. She was unsure exactly how long she'd been up there. An hour? Two? Either way she could feel the clutches of boredom crush her more and more each second.

"Hmmmm. Ooh I know!" The Reaper bolted upright into a sitting position. "Now where did I but that burn crystal..."

The Courtyard Level C

"Dust Damn it!" Weiss shouted. She had gained permission to train/experiment on the Courtyard. The section she was in was perfect. What she was attempting to do was potentially destructive, and level C was basically armor plated. That and she was under 'supervision' by Dr Endre. The dust professor had lost interest and left her to it. It was obvious that he recognized a true dust master, Weiss thought to her self smugly. Before her thoughts turned sour as her efforts turned into an uncontrolled messy explosion. She was trying to focus the dust effects from myrtinaster into a sort of laser of concentrated elemental power. Yet all it was doing was costing her energy and Dust crystals. Weiss Sighed and found a bench.

"Time for a break." before attempting to sit down, and have the bench promptly collapse from under her.

Team RWBY Dorm.

Ruby was unable to find the burn crystal, however she found something much more interesting hidden under Weiss's bed.'

''Gasp She didn't tell me she had this..." A small vial of what appeared to be glowing liquid. Although liquefied dust was rare, this dust glowed a deep red, followed by small flickers of yellow. It had a slow hum to it which resonated in time with the yellow flickering.

Ruby couldn't resist, she knew Weiss would be mad, but she allowed her self a small fraction of the liquefied product. She trickled a small amount into a small shell from Crescent Rose, opened the window, and lobbed it as hard as she could out of the window.

Ruby rubbed her hands took a step back and bolted after it. Using her semblance she hit the ground while the shell was still airborne and whipped out crescent rose in its full form and fired. The substance was a whole lot more volatile than Ruby had banked on, and the sky was filled with a colossal red plume. Ruby Covered her eyes but was immediately swamped by the mist and small flecks of solidified powder. Energy crackled all over her skin, which she guessed stemmed from the yellow flickery stuff within. Muffled shouts of surprised students were everywhere, and if not for the mist and her muffled senses she could of sworn she heard a high pitched scream come from some giant of a guy lumber past in the mist.

"Whoops.." Pretty much summed that up.

Somewhere in town

A large but distant boom startled Blake. From her senses she could tell it came from the south, roughly where Beacon was.

"huh." Blake muttered. She would investigate, but she was currently preoccupied. She needed the exact locations of all fish related products she could find, in case of an emergency. Blake hated the stereotype, but could acknowledge how true it was. She wouldn't be saying anything to her team however. Her obsession with fish was embarrassing, and her partner Xiao Long would never let her live it down.

But enough of that, for Blake had found herself by the docks.

On went her 'investigation'.

Library Entrance

Yang examined her opponent, a Girl equal in height with long wavy crimson hair. Hey eyes resembled darkened gold, and her face was narrow with high cheekbones. She wore a black sleeveless cropped shirt, with black jeans. On her right bicep was what appeared to be torn cloth, with the symbol of a lion etched into it. She wore red finger-less gloves with metal studs. The gloves continued over her wrists with straight silver lines running down to some small metal chambers.

Yang could see that this girl was a fellow brawler. She wore the same űber confident smirk and her eyes were mischievous, yet unyielding in their calculating, something Yang saw every time she looked in the mirror. She could be a strong friend, or a bitter rival.

This girl had decided to take it upon her self to challenge Yang, to a skate competition of all things. If there was one difference between herself and the crimsonette, it was that she was bolder in her moves(Seriously who challenges someone they have never met to a skate challenge?) Something Yang was going to have to change.

"So you up for it?" The girl asked.

"Sure, but let me get a name. Wait, can I call you sweet-cheeks? I am Yang by the way."

"My name is Vizella Rosa, and sure, if you want. So long as I get to call you Blondie." Vizella smirked when she saw Yang become visibly agitated at the name. "Oh and meet me here in..." Vizella was cut off by a loud boom. There was a flash and the sky suddenly seemed a lot more red. Soon everything else seemed a lot more red as well, when large clouds of mist rolled over them.

"What the f..." Vizella started but the sound was muffled.

The Courtyard Level C

Weiss picked herself up from the wreckage of the bench. Growling and muttering she picked up a chunk of wood, and launched it away in temper. "I cant even take a break, Ugh!" She looked around the courtyard, and saw various chunks of Ice and snow, as well as some small cracks and scorch marks. Why is this so hard! Winter can do this!" She kicked again at the bench. "Screw this I'm going back."

Just then she heard a huge boom, and since she was pretty close heard a low thrumming accompanying the sound. She dreaded this, she recognized that kind of explosion. "No..." Oh but it was. Her worst fears were answered when she saw the huge red cloud. With some pretty large yellow sparks. "How did she... No matter. I'm going to .. Gah! That Dunce is in for it now! Dammit RUBY!"

Her shouts were promptly muffled when the cloud fell.