When The Hoodoo Trance Takes You
When Howard Chucks Vince For A Mystery Girl He Met Just That Morning, Vince Thinks He Could Never Love Again..How Wrong Could He Be?
Chapter 1
Vince POV
We Fell At An Amazing Speed From The Roof And For Once I was Grateful That I'd Been Nice Enough To Order A Present For Howard. The Bouncy Castle Buckled Under The Force Of Me And Howard Falling In Each Other's Arms And At This Point I Knew Deep Down I Loved Him. It Had Taken Me Decades To Realize That The Jazzy Freak Who Beep Bopped And Organised Stationary Village, Could Possibly Be My Soul Mate. Though Telling Him That Would Result In A Massive Bout Of Laughter On Both Our Parts And Me Denying I Actually Meant It. But As My Maverick Stared Deeply Into My Eyes With His Small Chocolate Ones, I Could See A Brilliant Future At Nabootique, Crimping And Caressing The Wispy Brown Smoke On Howard's Head. "Told You I Got You A Present" I Managed To Blurt Out Nervously Not Quite Knowing What To Say After My Epiphany. "Could've Wrapped It" Howard Replied Smirking Sarcastically. Then That Little Bitch I Hired Walked Out Into The Place Where I Was about To Declare My Love For Howard And My Heart Sank And Howard's Eyes Lit Up In The Same Way They Had When We Kissed On The Roof-Only More So. "Hi" She Squealed In A Girly American Pitch, Making My Stomach Churn In Disbelief As Howard Reply Came Much To Eager To Bear "HEY!". "Hey Hang On A Minute I Thought You Loved Me." I Pleaded With My Eyes Begging Howard To See Sense, "Maybe I Should Leave You Two Alone." The Devil Replied Staring Straight At Howard Cord Trousers. "Yeah. You're Getting It Now We're Having a Few Relationship Problems Maybe You Should Nick Off And Get Some Twiglets."I Snapped Thinking Of a Million Insults I Could Say To The Septic Tank. Howard Turned To Me And I Smiled Immediately And Slightly Smugly At My Assumed Response On His Part, But The Words That Followed The Movements Of His Thin Peachy Lips Broke My Heart In Two. "Listen Vince, You're A Great Guy But The Timing Was All Wrong." I Didn't now What To Do, It Took All My Strength And Muttering Gary Numan In My Head To Stop The Tears That Were Threatening To Pour Down My Face. I Retaliated Trying To Hurt Him As Much As He'd Just Hurt Me But Failed. "I Don't Believe This I've Never Been Chucked In My Life And Now I'm Being Chucked By You. I'll Never Love Again" I Flinched Away From The Grip He Tried To Get On My Arm. A Young, Undeniably Pretty Girl Staggered Through The Door And I Faked An Eager Response To Her Greeting "Hey, Don't Worry About It Howard I'm Over You." The Biggest Lie Leaked Through My Lips and I Walked Away With The Young Girl