We start at the Loud House backyard, where a big wrestling ring was set up with a slew of the women of the show surrounding the ring. Standing in the middle of the ring was Lincoln's best friend and the stalker of the eldest Loud Clyde McBride, and the second youngest of the family but the smartest girl probably ever Lisa Loud.

Lisa: Live from the Loud House in Royal Woods Michigan, we have the first and ONLY ever Fight for the Link! I'm your host, Lisa Loud. Joining me today is the only non-Loud main character and best friend of the only boy in the Louds: Clyde McBride.

Clyde: Great to be here Lisa, but I have to ask. What are we doing again?

Lisa: I'm glad you ask, as anyone who has ever watched the Loud House or has ever read or written a Loud House fanfiction. There is one burning question we all have.

Clyde: And that is...

Lisa: Who is the best girl for Lincoln?

Clyde: I see...

Lisa: Well the Loud Sisters have decided there is only one sure-fire way to know who Lincoln will end up with.

Clyde: Asking him?

Lisa: Nope, a one on one tournament style no holds barred fight to the death.

All: WHAT

Lisa: My apologize, I got excited. Two girls from the Loud House fandom will step into the ring. There are no pinfalls, submissions, disqualifications, or count outs. The only way to win, is to incapacitate your opponent until they say the following words. "I quit'. If you win your match up, you will advance to the next round to face the winner of another round one fight. This will continue until there is only one left standing, the last remaining girl standing will win the hand of Lincoln Loud in marriage.

Clyde looked over to see his best friend in some kind of throne, the white haired boy just shrugged.

Clyde: Okay, but why is he in his skivvies?

Lisa: The grand prize is also a night of passion with the man of the hour: my brother Lincoln.

Clyde: And by night of passion, you mean...

Lisa: Yep, coitus. Or in other words, sex.

Clyde: (Flabbergasted) Why?

Lisa: Because the Loud House is one fic away from it's 1000th Rated M fanfiction, and Zoryan El Muerto is going to have it. Plus, it will be total confirmation that Lincoln is the soul property of whoever wins this tourney.

Clyde: Okay, I guess.

Lisa: Trust, it's gonna be messy. Anyway, Let's introduce the combatants.

Lisa

Clyde

Our First contestant is Lincoln's first crush on the show, a regular school girl with not much exposure on the show. But was a force to be reckon with in the fic 'The Loud Sim Date' by Exotos135: Christina

Christina

A normally shy girl, but has a vicious side to her. I wouldn't want to mess with her, that's for sure.

Next up we have our first Loudcest girl, from the part of the fandom that ships Lincoln with one or many of his own sisters. It's the girl known for sports, but most prominent the number one topic in Loud House fanfiction history. The most hated episode to ever air in 'No Such Luck', it's the 13 year old Lynn Loud.

Lynn Loud

She will do anything and everything to win, as she is on a road of redemption. She wants to put what happened March 13, 2017 in real time.

Our next fighter is a heavy favorite to win it all, with a multitude of stories that ship her with Lincoln. She is a tomboy with a heart of gold, who use to be Lincoln's bully. Now looks to prove that she is Loud House's number 1 ship girl. It's Ronnie Anne Santiago.

You better believe that after stories like 'Young Amore' and 'What's Rightfully mine', she looks to prove that Lincoln is that. She knows that everyone is gunning for her, she needs to watch her back AND front if she hopes to win this whole thing.

Ronnie Anne

Up next is our other Loudcest girls. The princess of darkness, who is up with the likes of Ronnie and Paige as the most Lincoln-shipped girls. She can scare people just by looking at them, and has her own army of flying bats. It's Lucy Loud.

She looks to bring Scary Strong to the Fight for the Link, and will see if she has the right cards to predict her success in this contest.

Lucy Loud

Lisa: That is only a handful of the girls that will compete for Lincoln's love, stay tuned till next time to find out the rest of the competition.

Clyde: And if you want to catch up on this or any of Zoryan's other stories, hit the fav and follow button in the reviews to catch the latest update on this and other of his works.