Do I Have To?
Chapter 1 – Are You Crazy!
"HIYYYAA!" Came a loud yell as seven year old Goten threw his fist at his opponent. His opponent was no push over and caught the attack easily and spun him to the ground. Goten landed on his bottom with a bump and angrily he rose to his feet, swearing to not be defeated and he once more charged at his rival. They exchanged punches and kicks and killing glares, their attacks easily matched as they fought. The fight was getting intense as both opponents used more strength and fought harder and faster.
"Goten! Goku! Breakfast!" came a loud feminine call from the family home. Goten stopped his fighting and landed on his small feet and wiped his brow. His opponent only joyfully smiled.
"Wow Goten! You really are strong! I'm impressed! Your mother and Gohan have done a good job training you"
"Really?" he asked, a huge grin on his face.
"Really, really! You make me proud son!" Goku told him by affectionately ruffling up his hair. Goten chuckled, soon laughing madly as his father picked him up and slung him over his shoulder like a fish as they began to walk to their house.
Once inside Goku set his youngest down on the floor and carefully closed the door. The amount of time he had broken that thing since becoming a Super Saiyan. He had already broken it once since he returned and he was only back two days ago.
"Momma! Guess what?" Goten asked her excitedly as he ran into the kitchen, his arms wrapped round her leg. She giggled.
"What is it sweetie?" she asked him gently as she stirred the steaming hot rice.
"Daddy said I'm a great fighter!" he said before beaming like a clown. She couldn't help but awe at him and gently she ruffled up his hair, an affectionate thing her and Goku had always done to Gohan.
"Of course you're a great fighter! Look at who your father is!" she said smiling. Goten nodded and then jumped up onto the chair.
"Hey! You're forgetting someone important!" Goku interrupted as he walked into the kitchen.
"I am?" Chichi asked curiously as she looked at him.
"Yeah! It takes two to make a baby you know. So he has some of his genes from you Hon!" Chichi giggled.
"Your quite right there Goku" she agreed. He smiled his special smile and stepped closer to her.
"I know" he said before gently planting his lips on hers. Goten watched in wonder whilst Gohan who had just entered the room tried to ignore the affection, but it failed and he blushed. The kiss lingered a little longer before Chichi pulled back. She would have loved to have kissed him for longer, but because of the time and place…she knew it was best to stop. After all, her children were watching.
"Go sit down you. Your breakfast is done now" she told him gently. He winked at her before sitting down at the large table with his children.
Before long the breakfast was eaten and Gohan was already on his way to High School. Goten was sat upon the kitchen floor putting on his black dapper shoes with a smile on his face.
"Where you off to kiddo?" Goku asked entering the kitchen for the third time this morning.
"Mommy said I can go to the park with Trunks and Mr Vegeta!" he said happily.
"Oh…" Goku said slightly upset his son wanted to go without him.
"I asked mommy if you could come to but she said she wanted to talk to you daddy" That cheered Goku up a little, knowing his son did want him to go.
"Oh ok son. Well, you run along then and if me and mommy finish talking I'll catch up" he said to his youngest with a wink. Goten cheered loudly and hugged Goku's leg tightly before running out to the front door.
"Bye momma!" he called before leaving and shutting the door. Goku chuckled lightly at Goten's behaviour and slowly walked upstairs in search if his wife.
He reached the landing and walked straight into his bedroom where he found his wife sorting out some clothes upon the bed.
"Hon?" he called gently as he walked in casually.
"There you are" she said turning her head to look at him sweetly.
"Yeah Goten said you wanted to talk to me" he told her. He walked up behind her small delicate body and wrapping his arms around her waist he pressed his body up against hers.
"Or was that your way of telling me you wanted some quality time?" he asked her in a low sexy whisper, his teeth nibbling on her ear lobe quite pleasurably. She smirked and turned in his grasp, her eyes deep and dazzling as she looked up at him.
"Well, I do want some quality time" she told him letting her tongue roll over her top lip and front teeth seductively. He couldn't help but smile devilishly at that and without hesitation he got closer, putting his hands on her hips and holding her lower area roughly to his. He planted his lips on hers gently, soon getting firmer with every kiss. She smiled within the one but pulled back.
"But I did need to talk to you" she told him almost breathless. He kissed her again.
"Can't it wait?" he asked her in his low whisper once more mid-kiss, his tongue leaping out to lick her front teeth and run across her bottom lip. She moaned in satisfaction, her almost lustful eyes burning into his.
"It's very important" she told him, pushing him back a little. He got the concept and stopped his playing and sat down on the bed, her joining him.
"Then what is it?" he asked curiously.
"Goku, do you want anymore children?" she asked him. He gave her a stunned look. It was a question he wasn't expecting.
"Well, I guess not. I don't think we need anymore children. I mean, we are nearing our late 30's; well I am anyway, so I guess not. Why? Do you want anymore?"
"No, that's what I wanted to talk about"
"Ok" he asked kind of unsure to where this was leading, "So what's the problem?"
"Well, going by how often we, you know, make love and all, well I could get pregnant again and I really don't want to"
"What's wrong with those rubber things we have used?" he asked her.
"The contraception? Well Goku it's really annoying going out buying them all the time. We spend too much of our money on them, along with food of course. I really hate going on the pill, it makes me feel light headed and sick an the same when I tried the coil"
"Well, what can we do then?" he asked.
"That's where you come in!" she said smiling sweetly.
"Ok" he said smiling back, "What can I do?"
"Well, you see you have something done where, you know those sperm I have told you about?"
"Yeah they help make the baby"
"Yes them, well, they can be stopped from entering my body so I won't get pregnant!"
"Wow, you can really do that? That's cool!"
"It sure is and it doesn't take any longer than 20 minutes to do it!"
"Wow! Ok so what happens? Do I have to do something?"
"Well Goku you have to go to a doctor and he'll operate on your penis and-"
"WHAT!" He shrieked jumping off of the bed like a maniac, his eyes wide and his mouth almost big enough to fit a car in.
"ARE YOU CRAZY? There aint no way I'm letting some pervert touch me down there!" he protested loudly.
"Goku, please, he's not going to be some pervert like Roshi! He's a doctor and a respectable one at that!"
"I don't care! There is no way he's touching me down there! And with a NEEDLE?" He said his voice somehow getting higher.
"Goku it's not going to hurt. It might be uncomfortable but he's only going to cut a few things! Besides it's a lot easier and cheaper than having a similar operation myself!"
"CUT A FEW THINGS? ARE YOU INSANE? THERE IS NO WAY I'M DOING THAT! NO WAY!" he screamed, his eyes doing the whole "high-on-caffeine" thing again. Chichi became a little annoyed and with a small frown she stood up and just stared at him.
"Fine" she announced walking up to him. He eyed her suspiciously.
"If you wont do it, then I wont have sex with you anymore!" she told him sternly before brushing past him and leaving the room. Goku's mouth dropped to the floor. It just couldn't get any worse could it? He ran to the bedroom door and out onto the landing, watching as Chichi walked down the stairs.
"You're not serious are you?" he hoped more than anything. She reached the last step and looked back at him.
"I'm very serious Goku! This is important and serious itself and if you're going to be such a wimp about it then forget about our sex life!" Goku's lips formed a pout as he slowly and sadly walked down the stairs like a poor sad boy who had lost his puppy.
"Awww Chichi that's not fair!" he whined
"I don't care" she said resuming the washing up in the sink. He raced over to her, his face almost in hers.
"Please Chichi! Why do you have to be so mean? And so selfish!"
"Selfish? Goku I'm asking you to do one thing for me! This will be so much better because I won't have to worry about being pregnant! We have the money for this small operation, but if I had it done it would cost more and it would hurt so much more to! Do you really want me to go through that? You're a Super Saiyan for Kami's sake it's not going to bother you at all! I only want what's best for us! And right now that is obviously not what you want!"
"I just don't want you to take away our loving!"
"Well then have this little operation!"
"I don't want to!" he whined like a child once more.
"Then no! No sex!" He banged his head against the top cupboard in frustration and let his shoulders droop.
"It's such a shame" she suddenly said, her angry voice changing to one of mischief, her eyes suddenly lighting with fire. He watched as she approached him, her nose inches from his.
"If only you would have this operation" she whispered erotically, her eyes gazing seductively into his, "You could have me now…and more later to" He had to force himself to remain still and not roughly throw her to the ground and make wild passionate love to her. Damn and he knew she was doing it on purpose to. She bit her lip seductively before gently brushing past him and walking off. He stood there for several seconds before running after her again.
"OH YEAH! Well what if I tried my magic huh?" She turned to look at him, "You know you can't resist me Chi. I just got to get you in the mood and you'll be forgetting this whole thing and be begging for me"
"Try me!" she said in a dangerous whisper. At that moment there was a knock at the front door and in stepped the Ox-King.
"Hi there-" he stopped mid-sentence, his eyes gazing at the couple in front of him. It was the rarest sight he had ever seen, both his daughter and son-in-law were engaged in a fierce staring contest of some sort and he honestly couldn't tell who was the angriest.
"Am I…interrupting something?" he asked slowly and uneasily.
"No dad you weren't. Goku was just going out to play with Goten" she said, her frown and gazing eyes not moving from his, "Weren't you Goku?" his shoulders slumped as he started to sulk, his bottom lip pouting out but his frown never leaving.
"Yeah" he mumbled.
"Good. Now go and play nice" she said mockingly. He frowned more if possible and quickly walked out of the house bidding a quick goodbye to the Ox-King.
He mumbled all the way as he walked across the garden rapidly.
"Mean Chichi…making me do this…taking away my loving and then turning me on…" he mumbled on as he took flight in search of Goten. How could she do this to him? It wasn't like he was bothered about the pain, he was just…well, freaking scared! He sighed, still mumbling away about his wife as he flew on. Maybe she'd change her mind? Fat chance he thought as he flew off into the distance.