Internet Dates - Ch.1
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO
This was just some random idea I thought of. And I've never actually been on an Internet dating
website, so if I do something wrong, just go with it. Now this story I had started before Seto
Kaiba's Bad Day, but I didn't think it was that funny. Maybe it is. I wasn't sure so in a since this is
my 1st attempt at comedy...anyway enough of me...now to the hottest tomb robber around, our
very own...BAKURA RYOU! *readers go wild*
Bakura's POV:
Ok, now I will tell you a story. A story about two very different people. Me, Bakura Ryou, and
another 'man' named Pegasus J. Crawford. Oh, but this story has a moral, too. And here it is...if
you pathetic mortals are smart...never, no wait here we go....NEVER EVER GO ON AN
INTERNET DATE! They are dreadful! Now why the hell would Bakura go on an Internet date,
you ask? Well, one word...no wait...one...two...three...four words: Ryou's adorable puppy-dog
eyes. HE wanted me to. Said it would be FUN and EXCITING...and get me off the couch, and
out of the house. Ohhhh boy was Ryou very wrong! In fact come to think of it...I think he did this
to me to get revenge for burning the kitchen down...I can't help it if I'm a pyro...and my sanity is
'gone with the wind'. The date was...to put it lightly...ah fuck it, I'll just tell you the damn story
and get it over with...
"C'mon it'll be fun Bakura!"
"No Ryou! I don't even know what this damn com-pu-ter thing is!"
"Yes you do, I showed you last week."
"Not like I was paying attention."
"You need to date! It'll be great! You'll get to meet so many people! Ah, I wish I could go..."
"I DON'T need to date! I'm hot enough and I already got too many fan girls! And why the hell
anyone would want to do such a stupid-ass thing is beyond me!"
"Everything is beyond you Bakura."
"What?!"
"...Nothing. Now you just click the button like this and then...lets set up your website. Hmmm,
it'd be better if you do this. I'm going downstairs to get something to eat, yell if you need
anything."
"Fine! Be that way! RYOU! THEY DONT HAVE WHITE HAIR IN HERE!"
"JUST PUT BLOND!"
"Stupid-ass people who set up this website..."
MEANWHILE:
"Ohhhhhh! An Internet dating site, Mr. Funny Bunny!"
"Mr. Pegasus, what about Cecilia?"
"Who?"
"Ah, nevermind..."
"NO! ME AND MR. FUNNY BUNNY WANT TO KNOW! AND...what was I saying...anywho,
ah, there finished! Ohhhh Mr. Funny Bunny are you hungry? What was that? You are?! Well so
am I! We'd better get food before we send our ad in. Say bye bye to Mr. Guard!"
"My name is KEMO! He's really cracked. And he cant even remember his name! Oh
well...AH-AH! I'll just change the name to Cecilia, male to female, and randomly click on some
guy. There. Now I'll send it in...It's BRILLIANT! He'll never forget my name again!"
AND BACK TO BAKURA:
"Good Ryou, you're back. The computer is beeping..."
"That means you already have a hit! Cecilia? She sounds nice. Oh! And she like whine...I'll tell her
that she can meet you in a bar, okay?"
"...fine."
"Stop sulking, Bakura. I bet Cecilia won't like you if you do that on your date."
"REALLY?!"
"'Kura...Cecilia won't think you're interested in her."
"Yeah, well, I'm not."
"You haven't even seen her!"
"So?"
"I swear 'Kura, you're too difficult."
"Feh."
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So?
What did you think?
Review please!
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO
This was just some random idea I thought of. And I've never actually been on an Internet dating
website, so if I do something wrong, just go with it. Now this story I had started before Seto
Kaiba's Bad Day, but I didn't think it was that funny. Maybe it is. I wasn't sure so in a since this is
my 1st attempt at comedy...anyway enough of me...now to the hottest tomb robber around, our
very own...BAKURA RYOU! *readers go wild*
Bakura's POV:
Ok, now I will tell you a story. A story about two very different people. Me, Bakura Ryou, and
another 'man' named Pegasus J. Crawford. Oh, but this story has a moral, too. And here it is...if
you pathetic mortals are smart...never, no wait here we go....NEVER EVER GO ON AN
INTERNET DATE! They are dreadful! Now why the hell would Bakura go on an Internet date,
you ask? Well, one word...no wait...one...two...three...four words: Ryou's adorable puppy-dog
eyes. HE wanted me to. Said it would be FUN and EXCITING...and get me off the couch, and
out of the house. Ohhhh boy was Ryou very wrong! In fact come to think of it...I think he did this
to me to get revenge for burning the kitchen down...I can't help it if I'm a pyro...and my sanity is
'gone with the wind'. The date was...to put it lightly...ah fuck it, I'll just tell you the damn story
and get it over with...
"C'mon it'll be fun Bakura!"
"No Ryou! I don't even know what this damn com-pu-ter thing is!"
"Yes you do, I showed you last week."
"Not like I was paying attention."
"You need to date! It'll be great! You'll get to meet so many people! Ah, I wish I could go..."
"I DON'T need to date! I'm hot enough and I already got too many fan girls! And why the hell
anyone would want to do such a stupid-ass thing is beyond me!"
"Everything is beyond you Bakura."
"What?!"
"...Nothing. Now you just click the button like this and then...lets set up your website. Hmmm,
it'd be better if you do this. I'm going downstairs to get something to eat, yell if you need
anything."
"Fine! Be that way! RYOU! THEY DONT HAVE WHITE HAIR IN HERE!"
"JUST PUT BLOND!"
"Stupid-ass people who set up this website..."
MEANWHILE:
"Ohhhhhh! An Internet dating site, Mr. Funny Bunny!"
"Mr. Pegasus, what about Cecilia?"
"Who?"
"Ah, nevermind..."
"NO! ME AND MR. FUNNY BUNNY WANT TO KNOW! AND...what was I saying...anywho,
ah, there finished! Ohhhh Mr. Funny Bunny are you hungry? What was that? You are?! Well so
am I! We'd better get food before we send our ad in. Say bye bye to Mr. Guard!"
"My name is KEMO! He's really cracked. And he cant even remember his name! Oh
well...AH-AH! I'll just change the name to Cecilia, male to female, and randomly click on some
guy. There. Now I'll send it in...It's BRILLIANT! He'll never forget my name again!"
AND BACK TO BAKURA:
"Good Ryou, you're back. The computer is beeping..."
"That means you already have a hit! Cecilia? She sounds nice. Oh! And she like whine...I'll tell her
that she can meet you in a bar, okay?"
"...fine."
"Stop sulking, Bakura. I bet Cecilia won't like you if you do that on your date."
"REALLY?!"
"'Kura...Cecilia won't think you're interested in her."
"Yeah, well, I'm not."
"You haven't even seen her!"
"So?"
"I swear 'Kura, you're too difficult."
"Feh."
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So?
What did you think?
Review please!