Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma 1/2.
Sorry, I had to get this out.
Ukyo was so tired. She had just had a long, exhausting day in the restaurant. Two older men hit on her, and her father had unexpectedly dropped in for the night.
"Ukyo, should I stay in the guest room?" he cordially asked. Ukyo directed a weary smile toward her father.
"Sure, da-" She gasped as the realization hit her. Konatsu was the one living in there now. Clearing her throat, she said, "Hold on one second, wait here!" Dashing around the house, she whispered Konatsu's name. Slamming open the door to her- no, his room, she growled in frustration as she found it empty. She looked through the kitchen and the living room, and he still wasn't there. Faintly, she heard the water running, and with a slap to the forehead, she realized he was showering.
Calling out to her father, she asked him to wait patiently just for one more moment. Rushing into the bathroom, she hissed, "Konatsu, my father is here, you need to-"
She evidently had not thought this through very well for Konatsu was naked.
She knew it was wrong, but she could not help but peruse his body. At the moment, she didn't know how they could have possibly mistaken him for a woman. His muscles were defined and bulky; his hands that were interlaced in his hair were far too large for a girl's. Ukyo's face, contrary to belief had lost all of its color as her eyes traveled down further. A thin line of hair led down to-
Suddenly blushing intensely, Ukyo saw that "it" was long and hard and sticking straight up, and holy shit, it was probably almost a foot long-
"Kyaa!" Konatsu suddenly cried out, covering his chest with his arms. He hunched over, his face flushed and tears in his eyes.
Ukyo was flustered and screeched, "Aren't you covering the wrong place?" before slamming the door shut. She was breathing hard, and she was covered in red all the way up to her ears. Cupping her cheeks, she screamed silently and tried to compose herself.
Numbly, she walked to her father in the living room. Inhaling deeply, Ukyo deadpanned, "You can share my room tonight."
I intensely ship them, but it wasn't really meant to be read that way? Haha. Whatever.