(Scene cuts to the small town of OTTERY ST. CATCHPOLE, There is a line of people talking (Singing))
AN OLD WOMAN: 'St. Catchpole is gloomy!
A YOUNGER WOMAN: St. Catchpole is bleak!
A SHIVERING MAN: My underwear got frozen standing here all week!
A GROUP: Oh, since the Voldemort Uprising, our lives have been so gray!
ALL: Thank goodness for the gossip that gets us through the day!
Hey!
Have you heard
There's a rumor in St. Catchpole?
Have you heard
What they're saying on the street?
Although the family did not survive,
One daughter may be still alive!
Miss Ginny Weasley!
FRIGHTENEND MAN:
But please do not repeat!
ALL:
It's a rumor,
A legend,
A mystery!
Something whispered in an alleyway
Or through a crack!
It's a rumour
That's part of our history.
A MAN IN THE CROWD:
They say her rich grandmama
will pay a rich sum!
ALL:
To someone who can bring the princess back!
BLACK MARKEETER #1:
A galleon for this boot! It's Weasley, I swear!
BLACK MARKETEER #2: Mister Weasley's pajamas!
Comrade, buy the pair!
BLACK MARKETEER #3:
(holding a ratty INVISIBILITY CLOAK)
I got this from the place before it was distroyed!
It's lined with real silk!
BLACK MARKETEERS:
It could be worth a fortune
If it belonged to her!
HARRY:
It's the rumor,
The legend,
The mystery!
It's the Little Weasley who will help us fly!
You and I friend
Will go down
In history!
We'll find a girl to play the part and teach her what to say,
Dress her up and take her to Paree!
Imagine the reward her dear old Grandmama will pay!
Who else could pull it off but you and me?
We'll be rich
REMUS LUPIN:
We'll be rich!
HARRY:
We'll be out!
REMUS:
We'll be out!
BOTH:
And 'St. Catchpole will have some more to talk about!
ALL:
SSH!
Have you heard
There's a rumor in 'St. Catchpole?
Have you heard
What they're saying on the street?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Have you heard
There's a rumor in Ottery St. Catchpole!
Have you heard?
A DELIGHTED GOSSIPER:
Comrade, what do you suppose?
ALL:
A fascinating mystery!
Harry:
The biggest con in history!
ALL:
Miss Ginny Weasley,
Alive or dead...?
WINDOW WASHER:
Who knows?
(The scene breaks off, and the there's a FLASH BACK, from HARRY's point of view...the FLASH BACK is zipped to the WEASLEY HOUSE.)
GINNY: Harry...my parents are a part of the risistance. Do you think my house is totally safe?
HARRY: I'm not so sure what to think, Ginny...
(Suddenly, crashes and booms are heard from the other room.)
HARRY: Go, Ginny! I'll fight them!
GINNY: If there's the slightest chance that they break, come after me!
(GINNY dashes down a tunnel, some curses are shot to STUPIFY HARRY. They don't RECONIZE him quickly enough for them to do a further attack. By the time they do, he's already RAN.)
NARRATOR: And Young Harry Potter was overthrown, but not killed. The Dark Lord was, though. But his order still thrives on, for he is in the depths of the Spirit World, and can be brought back, given the chance...more about this in the following chapter of "Virginia." In other words, to be continued.
AN OLD WOMAN: 'St. Catchpole is gloomy!
A YOUNGER WOMAN: St. Catchpole is bleak!
A SHIVERING MAN: My underwear got frozen standing here all week!
A GROUP: Oh, since the Voldemort Uprising, our lives have been so gray!
ALL: Thank goodness for the gossip that gets us through the day!
Hey!
Have you heard
There's a rumor in St. Catchpole?
Have you heard
What they're saying on the street?
Although the family did not survive,
One daughter may be still alive!
Miss Ginny Weasley!
FRIGHTENEND MAN:
But please do not repeat!
ALL:
It's a rumor,
A legend,
A mystery!
Something whispered in an alleyway
Or through a crack!
It's a rumour
That's part of our history.
A MAN IN THE CROWD:
They say her rich grandmama
will pay a rich sum!
ALL:
To someone who can bring the princess back!
BLACK MARKEETER #1:
A galleon for this boot! It's Weasley, I swear!
BLACK MARKETEER #2: Mister Weasley's pajamas!
Comrade, buy the pair!
BLACK MARKETEER #3:
(holding a ratty INVISIBILITY CLOAK)
I got this from the place before it was distroyed!
It's lined with real silk!
BLACK MARKETEERS:
It could be worth a fortune
If it belonged to her!
HARRY:
It's the rumor,
The legend,
The mystery!
It's the Little Weasley who will help us fly!
You and I friend
Will go down
In history!
We'll find a girl to play the part and teach her what to say,
Dress her up and take her to Paree!
Imagine the reward her dear old Grandmama will pay!
Who else could pull it off but you and me?
We'll be rich
REMUS LUPIN:
We'll be rich!
HARRY:
We'll be out!
REMUS:
We'll be out!
BOTH:
And 'St. Catchpole will have some more to talk about!
ALL:
SSH!
Have you heard
There's a rumor in 'St. Catchpole?
Have you heard
What they're saying on the street?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Have you heard
There's a rumor in Ottery St. Catchpole!
Have you heard?
A DELIGHTED GOSSIPER:
Comrade, what do you suppose?
ALL:
A fascinating mystery!
Harry:
The biggest con in history!
ALL:
Miss Ginny Weasley,
Alive or dead...?
WINDOW WASHER:
Who knows?
(The scene breaks off, and the there's a FLASH BACK, from HARRY's point of view...the FLASH BACK is zipped to the WEASLEY HOUSE.)
GINNY: Harry...my parents are a part of the risistance. Do you think my house is totally safe?
HARRY: I'm not so sure what to think, Ginny...
(Suddenly, crashes and booms are heard from the other room.)
HARRY: Go, Ginny! I'll fight them!
GINNY: If there's the slightest chance that they break, come after me!
(GINNY dashes down a tunnel, some curses are shot to STUPIFY HARRY. They don't RECONIZE him quickly enough for them to do a further attack. By the time they do, he's already RAN.)
NARRATOR: And Young Harry Potter was overthrown, but not killed. The Dark Lord was, though. But his order still thrives on, for he is in the depths of the Spirit World, and can be brought back, given the chance...more about this in the following chapter of "Virginia." In other words, to be continued.