This is an alternate ending to my Beauty in the Beast fic with Grimmjow getting Ichigo instead of Kenpachi getting him. This was done more for fun than seriousness, so expect a lot of crack!!! For those who haven't read the story, Kenpachi was the Beast, Ichigo was Belle and Grimmjow was Gaston. I suggest you read chapter 1-9 of it before you read this.
WARNINGS!!! No underage readers, this will contain yaoi, smut, sex, lemon, cursing.
Beta'd by d3m0nang3l1106- thanks!!!
Beauty and the Beast: Chapter 10 Alternate Ending
At Ichigo's house, Ichigo was still sulking inside the cellar, thus far unable to escape. Just outside, Yachiru was blowing hot air on the coal inside the wood-cutting invention. "Yes! Here we go!" She yelled happily and pulled on a lever that got it moving forward and toward the cellar door.
Luckily, Isshin, for all his idiocy, spotted the sharp, chopping object coming at them with great speed. "Watch out, my beautiful son!" He shrieked and pulled Ichigo out of the way just as the ax broke through the cellar door and collapsed into it.
Yachiru, unknowingly almost hacking Ichigo and Isshin to bits in a way that would make the Texas Chainsaw Massacre look fluffy in comparison, smiled at them from amidst the rubble. "You guys gotta try this!"
Ichigo made a mental note to speak to Kenpachi about the way he raised Yachiru and to give Yachiru a long lecture about running with sharp objects.
At the castle, the furniture and other various items weren't doing a very good job staving off the attackers. One man was forced into an outfit and burned the wardrobe in retaliation. Another suffered from third degree burns via hot tea and proceeded to break all of the cups and tea kettles. We probably shouldn't mention what happened to the poor soul was jabbed in the ass with knives by Yumichika, who was promptly kissed by Ikkaku, as much as a candlestick and a clock could anyways. Then they were both destroyed as Pantera pounced on them and gobbled them up.
Grimmjow had gone into the castle, searching for the Beast who had dared to take his adorable Ichigo away from him. Raising his crossbow, he kicked open the door leading to the West Wing, smirking as he set his eyes on Kenpachi. Kenpachi blinked as an arrow came shooting towards him and bounced off as it hit his hard skin.
Frowning in confusion, Grimmjow thought over his actions to see if he did anything wrong. "Wasn't it supposed to hit you in the back and then you would roar dramatically?"
"Why the hell would it do that? Something that weak isn't going to even give me a scratch." Kenpachi stared at Grimmjow like he was an idiot.
"But that's the way it's supposed to happen…" Grimmjow scratched his head, trying to think before just drawing his sword. "It's cooler this way anyways, I don't know why I would use a fucking bow and arrow; I prefer the blood splashing my face when I kill you."
"Why would I want to fight a weakling like you?" Kenpachi said in boredom, scratching his head and wondering to himself whether it would seem like he was desperate if he went to go visit Ichigo.
"Heh, don't want to fight? Guess that means Ichigo's ass is all mine." Grimmjow said, now wondering as well whether it would seem like he was desperate if he also went to go visit Ichigo.
Of course Kenpachi couldn't let Grimmjow live now that he knew he was a rival for Ichigo's love. So he drew his sharp, pointy sword and ran towards Grimmjow with it, not knowing that his affinity for teaching Yachiru such things as running with sharp objects led to Ichigo being able to escape.
Grimmjow parried the blow, ramming Kenpachi hard in the stomach and sending him breaking through the glass and out onto a large area of roof. Kenpachi rolled to his feet as Grimmjow did the same a few feet away. Grimmjow snarled and was about to move forward when he caught sight of one of the statues. "What the fuck?" It almost looked like a shapeless blob with rabbit ears. Looking at the engraving at the bottom, he saw the artist's name was 'Rukia' and the statue was titled' Chappy. The other statues were similarly done, though somebody named 'Byakuya' also did a few.
Shaking his head to clear the disturbing images, Grimmjow faced Kenpachi again. "I'm not going to let you win! Strawberry is going to be my bride!"
"Like a weakling like you could handle him!" Their swords crashed against each other causing a horrible squealing sound to fill the air.
"Kenpachi, Grimmjow, what the fuck are you guys doing?" Looking down, they both saw Ichigo glaring up at them at them from the bottom of the castle, riding Zangetsu with the old coot beside him.
Grimmjow let out a cruel laugh. "Are you in love with him, beast? Do you honestly think he would want you when he could have someone like me?"
Growling, Kenpachi slashed his sword downward but it was caught by Grimmjow's sword. He continued to press his weight downward, the tip of his blade nearing Grimmjow's eye as the blue haired man gritted his teeth and fought against it. "It's over Beast, Ichigo is mine!"
Kenpachi raised his sword again, but was distracted by Ichigo frantically calling his name. As his head was turned, Grimmjow took the opportunity to stab Kenpachi in the back. Kenpachi roared in pain and slipped backwards over the edge, falling into the abyss below. Ichigo stared for a second, wondering what the hell went wrong while Grimmjow grabbed a hold of his orange hair and yanked their mouths together forcibly.
"Oh my god, you killed Kenny!" Yachiru shrieked from her place on the balcony.
"You bastard!" Ikkaku yelled.
Somewhere in the Naruto universe, Sasuke sneezed
Grimmjow ignored the objects and continued to kiss his beloved, grabbing the hands that shoved at his chest and pulling the lithe teen close. Ichigo squirmed and tried to get free at first, but the blue haired man refused to let go. Sneaking his tongue inside the wet, hot mouth he was savaging, he was promptly bit and forced to jerk back a little.
Glaring at the pissed off Strawberry, Grimmjow snatched Ichigo up and threw him over his shoulder, the responding blows to his back and screams not even fazing him a bit. The castle was in various states of disarray, all moving objects destroyed (and a few inanimate ones as well). The mob that had scaled the castle was looking a little worse for wear, but otherwise victorious. The men cheered and clapped Grimmjow on the shoulder for getting his 'damsel' and rescuing him from the 'beast.'
Isshin sobbed into his handkerchief, very happy that his beautiful daughter- "I'm your son, asshole!"- wasn't going to be in a relationship with that horrid beast. He had always liked Grimmjow better anyways. Even if he almost got Isshin thrown into an insane asylum. He congratulated the couple, pretending not to hear Ichigo's very loud protests, and gave them his blessing.
Grimmjow tossed Ichigo onto his horse and mounted behind him, sliding an arm around his arms and holding him in place as he continued to struggle. "You're so feisty." He licked Ichigo's ear, grinning broadly at the shiver and blush it produced. "Once we're married I'm going to really enjoy having you beneath me."
"There's not going to be a marriage!" Ichigo snarled back, ignoring his body's reaction to Grimmjow's close proximity.
"Of course there is! I have everyone needed for it on call."
"You what!?"
Grimmjow smirked knowingly. "Don't be nervous, I'll be gentle-ish."
"Ish!?" Ichigo shrieked, for a second forgetting he wasn't even agreeing to marriage, let alone sex.
"We'll marry as soon as we get back to the village." Grimmjow stated as though he never heard Ichigo.
True to his word, even in the pitch dark and raining whether, he and Ichigo were wed. It went a little something like this:
"Do you, Grimmjow, take Ichigo to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I'm a man damn it!" Ichigo yelled from where he was tied up beside Grimmjow.
"Yes, I do." He, like everyone else, ignored Ichigo.
"Do you, Ichigo, take Grimmjow to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"No fucking-
A calloused hand clasped his mouth shut as Grimmjow spoke for him. "Yes, of course he does."
"Then you may now kiss your bride." Grimmjow grinned and let go of Ichigo's mouth long enough to seal them in a lip lock that Ichigo adamantly protested with little meeps and moans that maybe had a hint of pleasure in them.
"Now for consummation!" The blue haired man, that was now married, threw his 'wife' over his shoulder and smiled brightly as the crowd cheered and Isshin sobbed with Pantera trying to comfort him.
Ichigo continued to protest vehemently the entire way to Grimmjow's house, even as he blushed hotly when Grimmjow carried him bridal-style into their house. "I'll give you a tour later. We'll break in all the rooms and furniture with sex anyways."
"I told you no!" Ichigo punched Grimmjow in the jaw, but his husband simply grabbed his wife's wrist and tugged him into a deep kiss.
Ichigo gave a startled moan, his eyes unconsciously fluttering shut as Grimmjow backed him against a wall and started grinding their hips together. "F-fuck…" Ichigo stuttered as the larger man moved his mouth to the orange-haired beauty's neck and sucked on the sensitive spot under his ear. "Grimm…"
Grimmjow chuckled and lifted the petite man into his arms once more, kissing him as he moved to the bedroom. Tossing his prize onto the bed, Grimmjow straddled the lithe hips and pinned his wrists above his head. "The hero doesn't always get the girl." He growled.
Ichigo predictably scowled at the proclamation. "I'm not a girl."
"But you are beautiful." Grimmjow swooped down for another kiss, looking forward to the night ahead of them.
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Tell me if you guys want me to continue this with a lemon, like I said above, this was just a little crack alternate ending. I hope you enjoyed!!!
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