Song from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Constantine smiled evilly as he adjusted the flower on his tux in his dressing room.
Constantine: This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
All those Muppets will gather 'round, say I look great in my new suit
But what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!
Kermit frowned sadly as he, Fozzie, Walter and Animal ran to the tower.
Kermit: This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake with all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells may never ring for me at all
Constantine shoved a lamp of the desk, breaking it.
Constantine: I could care less about her dress
I won't partake in any cake
Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather, I'll want us to be together
But the truth is, I don't care for her at all!
He took a framed picture of Miss Piggy and threw it on the floor and stomped on it.
No, I do not love that pig
For my heart is not that big
But I still want her to be all mine!
The four Muppets ran quickly through the streets of London.
Kermit: We have to get back before it's too late
Find a way to save the day
I hope I'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I might lose her to one who wants to use her
Not care for, love and cherish her each day!
They arrived at a set of gates that were locked up tight. Fozzie and Walter frowned but Kermit ran up to them and tried to get them open, but no luck.
For I oh so love the pig
In my heart, she does reside
Animal yelled and ran up to the lock and chewed it right off.
Oh, Miss Piggy, I'll soon be by your side!
Constantine smirked as he watched Miss Piggy walk down the aisle.
Constantine: Finally the moment has arrived
For me to take a very lucky bride
Kermit watched Piggy walk down the aisle.
Kermit: Oh, the wedding we won't make
She'll end up marrying a fake
Miss Piggy will be...!
"Mine. All mine," Constantine cackled to himself.