Karen: Hi people of Fanfiction =)
Martina: Hey so this is our first fanfic and well……
Karen: It might just suck and fail miserably and people will probably hate or love our little stories but oh well.
Martina: This story is actually little stories with some plot
Karen: but mostly it's about us been random and messing with the VK group.
Martina: Also we are Zeki fans so yeah Zero and Yuki all the way!!!!!
Karen: what my co-worker is trying to say is that we dislike Kaname so we pick on him a lot and we don't mean to offend anyway ok
Martina: well I think there's not enough love for zero out there these days=(
Karen: so this is dedicated to all you fans who love Zero!!!!
Martina: Take it away guys
Zero and Yuuki: take what away????
Martina: *sigh* The disclaimer!!!!
Zero and Yuki: oh OH oh ok Ahem Karen and Martina don't own Vampire Knight, songs, kitty aprons or pocky or---
Karen: Ok ok ok!!!! I think they get that we don't own anything=(
Martina: Except ourselves=)
Karen: yeah but I own Martina=p
Martina: NO you don't!!!!!
Karen: Or do I
Martina: Do you??
Karen and Martina: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Zero: 0_0 o..ok let's get started
DAY 1
In a world with no rules and where vampires go to school( Karen: he he that rhymes)
Martina: ahhh you kill the mood!!!
Karen: am sorry shessh anyways-_-
This place is the Vampire Knight world. Yes congratualitons you the reader has guess right we are in cross academy were humans and vampires go to school but soon they will find out that even vampires are afraid of something besides the Chairman and Vampire hunters. Two people will arrive to this school were they will turn everything upside down and these girls are Karen and Martina.
Karen: Hmmm so this is Cross academy
Martina: It's wonderful =)
Karen: yes it is and we are going to drive everyone here nuts especially him
Martina: yes Him muhaaaaaaamuhaaa
Karen: fu fu fu fu fu fu
In the Chairma's office
Chairman: Hmmm I just felt as if something terrible is about to happen but oh well Now lets see where did I put that kitty apron hmmm
*knock* *Knock*
Chairman: ah yes come in.
*Martina and Karen enter*
Chairman: Oh you must be our new students *hmmm there human but somehow they seem familiar*
Karen: *wow this dude is stupid*
Martina: *he doesn't remember us how rude*
Chairman: anyways welcome to Cross Academy!!!! please fell right at home and remember all the rules in the student had book
Karen and Martina: yes
Chairman: now let me introduce you to the Day class
Karen: So why is there a night class??
Chairman: well it's Just elite students-
Martina: fu fu fu fu fu please you can't lie to us we know all about your little "night class" we just wanted to test you=)
Chairman:_ bu..t..t how did you know
Martina and Karen: We have our sources
Martina: let's just say we went to
Chairman: *gasp* You didn't y..you wouldn't
Karen: oh but we did =)
Martina: yes we went to……………………………..Google( which we Don't ownxD)
Chairman: *gasp* and *faints*
Martina and Karen: muhaaaa muhaaaaaa
Karen: so we should hurry wouldn't want to be late
Martina: yep
Day Class Room
Teacher: ahem well students we have new students today so behave there names are Karen and Martina
*Karen and Martina walk in*
Day Class: Mumble munble chatter chatter whisper whisper
Karen: *hmmm I love this uniforms*
Martina: *wow this class is boring they might as well be dead ha ha Talking about the dead I wonder went we will meet the Night class*
Karen: *wow what a lame joke Martina*
Martina: *Hey*
Karen: *am just saying that Rima-chan from Shugo Chara will come to get you*
Martina: *who*??? * anyways we should get back to this world before they think we are crazy*
Zero: *Those Girls semm to be quiet hopefully there not Night class fans*
Yuuki: *Omg new students but more rivals and fan girls but Omg A flying pancake*
Karen: *Ha ha haha I just threw a pancake*
Martina: *If your done maybe we should intrude ourselves*
Karen: *fine*
Martina: Good morning my name is Martina and this is Karen please take care of us *bows*
Teacher: well that's all so yeah lets try to begin our less-
Karen and Martina: TIME SKIP!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Teacher: Hey wait am the Authority he-
Karen: WE said time skip *takes out Bazooka* so that means no school ok
Teacher: Gulp W…well
Martina: You wouldn't want something bad to happen to you*takes out sword* Right.=)
Teacher: Yay Time skip w..w..eeeeeeeeeeee
Martina and Karen: yay
The Day class: =O * stunt*
The afternoon
Karen: so your yuki and zero nice to meet you
Yuki: nice to meet you!!=)
Zero: …….
Martina: he he he Your so quiet zero anyways where are you guys going?
Yuki: oh we have to go fight the most dangerous thing out there
Karen: Zombies the police the chairman or Vampires!!!
Yuuki: Noo silly Fangirls dun dun dun
Karen: *gasp*
Martina: well I hope you guys come out alive
Zero: we will but you mention Vampire?
Karen: yes I did id there a problem?
Yuuki: Do you believe on them???
Karen: ……. Maybe
Zero: *I wonder if she knows but no way not in a million years* (Karen: Oh The irony)
Yuuki: * hmmm I wonder if I will come back alive *
Martina: *muahhaaa soon I will kill HIM*
Karen: Hellooooo are guys all thinking
Martina, Yuuki, and Zero: huh oh yeahhhh yeah
Yuki: Crap we are going to be late *grabs zero and runs*
Martina: hmmmm so can we go can we
Karen: you know it=)
At the moon dormitory
Fangirls: KYAHHHHHHHHH the Night class
The night class: * walks out very awesomely in slow motion flipping there hair*
Fangirls: Kyaaaaaa
Karen: and the crowd goes wild
Martina: lol
Kaname: *walking and smiling then falls to the ground* *thump*
Fangirls: *gasp*
Ruka: ahhh Kaname- sama WHO did this?
Karen: *steps out of the crowd* I DID
Yuki: B..but why
Karen: I was bored and I hate kaname
Fanfgirls and Yuki: WHAT!!!!
Zero: *wohoooooo finnaly *
Kaname: Gets up it's ok but
Karen: Ahhhhh He is a vampire run away everyone
Fangirls: Huh
Kaname: *crap how did she know*
Yuki: How????
Zero: what ???
Martina: fu fu fu FuFU
Karen: Dun dun dun dun dun
What will the day class think after this surprising revelation and what would they do next and will the chairman ever find the kitty apron.
Karen: yep not my best but we have more
Martina: yay
Karen: Now a preview for next chapter
Karen: ummm You: ummm Kaname:ummmm Yuki:ummmm Zero: 0_0Martina: wow
Kaname: you guys are retarded
Martina: shut up* Takes sword and starts to chase him around*
Karen: hmmm ok
Zero: please review and you get to see kaname die plus a cookie
Martina: YAY Cookies
Yuki: WE are doomed
Karen: muahhaaaaaaaaaaaa come martina laugh with me
Martina: ok Muahhhaaaaaaa