Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Kim Possible characters. This is set the night during the episode, bonding. Bonnie's nose, leads to an entertaining, if odd discussion.
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Snore. :Wait. Ron doesn't snore, not in the middle of a conversation anyway.: Kim's rather odd dream, jumped from a three, to a seven on the weird scale. Snore. :There, he did it again. And he's not pronouncing it.: Realization dawned as did wakefulness. A glance at the clock, which was on the wrong side of the bed, showed her she was supposed to be peacefully asleep, not listening to Bonnie's nasal concert. Resisting the urge to remove the offending organ from her rivals face, she elbowed her instead. The racket shut off, as Bonnie changed positions. Kim leaned back to relax into sleep, and the noise began again, only louder this time. Still resisting, Kim elbowed her again, considerably harder this time.
"What!?" Bonnie yelped, sitting up, and peering around in the darkness. "Oh, it's you, what bathroom?"
"You snore." Kim informed her.
"So?" Bonnie shrugged.
"So, it's keeping me awake, and until I get some sleep, you're not getting any either." Kim snorted.
"I need my beauty sleep. You'd need a few years." Bonnie laid back, and closed her eyes, and started to snore instantly. Kim hit her again. She snapped her eyes open and sat up. "Now what Possible."
"I said, until I get some sleep you aren't getting any. You're still snoring." Kim pointed out. Bonnie leveled a glare that would have leveled most people at her and grabbed the third pillow. She laid down dropped it on her head, and fell asleep. In true cartoon form, the force of the snores was lifting the pillow, somehow making them worse. Resisting the urge to hold the pillows until all motion ceased from Bonnie, she elbowed her again. The movement was met with some surprise, though entirely on Kim's part. Bonnie sat up, fist first, knocking Kim part way over, before being attached, literally at the hip took over and she drug the other girl off the bed. The blankets, and sheets of course came with, and they ended up in a large, swearing pile. After a moment of fighting, they managed to break free of the blankets, and then proceeded to shiver, without them. The summer night was freezing. A moment later, they found themselves huddling under a blanket.
"Get over." Bonnie snapped after a moment. Kim glared at her.
"Hello? Stuck together." She pointed out. Bonnie humphed. "Listen, can we call a temporary truce, at least long enough to get a night's sleep?" She asked.
"Fine." Bonnie snorted.
"What is your problem?" Kim snapped. "Considering the circumstances, I've been more than nice. By all rights, I should have decked you by this point in the night."
"Go ahead, you've always wanted to." Bonnie snorted. Kim considered it for a split second, then shook her head.
"I sure as hell have, but I want to believe everyone has some good in them." Kim replied. Bonnie laughed.
"Really? Even those villians you oh so cheerfully battle?" She asked, but not with as much bite as expected.
"Yes, everyone." Kim replied.
"You can stop, it's just the two of us." Bonnie snarled. Kim stared at her.
"Stop what?" Kim asked.
"This goody-two shoes act. I'm not buying it." Bonnie replied.
"Oh..." The sentence faded into a growl, before Kim reined in her temper. "It's not an act." She snapped.
"Oh? Really?" Bonnie snorted. "Yeah, right."
"Bonnie? I have an idea." Kim replied remaining calm.
"What?" Bonnie asked.
"Let's pretend we've never met..." Bonnie cut her off.
"Sounds like a good idea." She grunted.
"Let me finish." Kim snapped. "Let's pretend we've never met before, and this is the first time I've ever talked to you."
"Why?" Bonnie asked.
"Call it an experiment." Kim shrugged.
"Alright, if it will aid in you letting me get back to sleep, I'll try it." Bonnie snorted.
"Deal. Hello, I'm Kim." She offered her hand. Bonnie stared a moment, and took a deep breath.
"I'm Bonnie." She replied, taking the hand. "Nice to meet you."
"You to." Kim smiled. "So, what do you like to do?" She asked.
"Makeup, talk about clothes, shop for clothes, buy clothes." Bonnie replied. "Talk about boys, look at boys, kiss boys, fu..." Bonnie cut herself off there. Kim battled back a smile. She only managed to contain it by inches.
"I agree." She grinned. "Except that last one." She giggled. Bonnie blushed. "Relax, I'm not going to tell anyone."
"Thank you." Kim stared at her. "What?"
"Nevermind. So, we were talking about boys." She prompted.
"Were we?" Bonnie asked slyly.
"We were." Kim grinned. "So, who do you think is cute?"
"No, it's more polite for the host to answer first." Bonnie smiled.
"Let's see, Josh Mankey, and Ronald Stoppable, and...." She began.
"Stoppable?" Bonnie cut in.
"In a little brother kind of way." Kim replied.
"Ah." Bonnie nodded smiling slightly.
"And then.... Brick Flagg. But he's a bit..." She trailed off.
"Slow?" Bonnie supplied. Kim inhaled.
"I wouldn't say that, but..." Kim shrugged. "Okay, your turn."
"Well, Josh Mankey, and Brick is lovable like a big puppy. Stoppable, is okay to."
"Hold it a second, are you just mirroring my answers, or are you serious?" Kim asked.
"I'm serious, what of it?" Bonnie replied. Kim shook her head.
"Nevermind, go on." Kim shrugged.
"So, have you ever d..." Kim coughed, cutting her off.
"No." She said with a shake of her head.
"You didn't let me finish." Bonnie pointed out. Kim sighed. "Have you ever done a spit take when a boy asked you a question?"
"Does my father count?" Kim asked.
"No." Bonnie shook her head.
"Then no." Kim answered. "Have you ever had, you know..."
"Sex?" Bonnie supplied.
"Yeah, that." Kim nodded.
"Yes. You?" Bonnie asked.
"No." She started to speak up, but Bonnie's laughter cut her off.
"You're a virgin?" She giggled.
"Yes." Kim replied, forcing herself not to blush. "Who did you sleep with?"
"Better question would be who not." Bonnie grinned. Kim stared at her. She shrugged.
"Alright, who haven't you?" Kim asked.
"Stoppable." Bonnie replied. Kim choked.
"All the rest?" Bonnie nodded. "Wow."
"Does that explain my earlier answers?" She asked. Kim nodded.
"Sort of, why Ron?" She asked.
"Because I haven't." Bonnie shrugged. "Ever seen a boy naked?"
"Yes." Kim nodded. Bonnie levelled a stare at her.
"Then how are you still a virgin?" She asked, more than just a tad curiously.
"I was trapped in Ron's body when we switched brains, and had to take an ice cold shower." Kim shrugged.
"Really?" Bonnie grinned, an evil thought crossing her mind. "Who triggered it?" Kim coughed. Bonnie stared a moment. "Say that again."
"Us." Kim replied evenly. Bonnie gave her a wide-eyed stare. "Of all the girls, only us."
"Really?" Bonnie asked. Kim nodded.
"I don't think it's something he can control though, otherwise I would have been able to." She shrugged.
"Too bad you like him so much, we could drive him nuts." Bonnie grinned. Kim raised an eye brow. "Sure, we could play with his mind, sidle up to either side, and see if we could get him to pass out from blood loss to the brain."
"That's evil." Kim pointed out, but found she couldn't suppress a smile. Or the yawn that followed. "I think I'm tired enough to sleep, even through the snoring, want to try sleeping again?"
"Sure." They climbed back up, and laid down. "Kim?"
"Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. And I don't object." She commented.
"To what?" Bonnie asked.
"You needing to be cold to me at school. I wouldn't want to hurt your reputation." Kim smiled, and Bonnie smiled back.
"Thank you." She nodded, and they leaned back. Sleep came, for almost a full minute, then they both snapped up. Kim sighed.
"I forgot. I snore when I'm really tired." She moaned. A glance at the clock, showed it was almost ten, a time by which, both were usually, barring a date, well away asleep.
"And you couldn't have mentioned this earlier?" Bonnie asked, a bit of bite returning to her comment. "Alright time for me to try."
"Try what?" Kim asked, more than just a tad curiously.
"The one way I've found to get instantly to sleep." Bonnie smiled. Kim stared, more than a little worried about the implications of that smile.
"What is it?" Kim asked. Bonnie's smile widened.
"I wouldn't expect you to guess, but getting off is a sure way to do it." Bonnie grinned. Kim stared, smiling this time.
"Is that all?" Kim laughed. "That's your surefire way?"
"Yeah, why?" Bonnie asked, scowling. Kim put up her hands.
"Relax, I just meant it doesn't usually work for me. But as tired as I am, I'm willing to try anything." Kim replied.
"Then shut up, and get off." Bonnie snapped. Kim just grinned.
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The next morning...
"So, who was it?" Kim asked Bonnie.
"Who was what?" Bonnie replied.
"Who were you thinking about last night, when..." She trailed off. Bonnie coughed through her cereal. "What was that?"
"Ron. You?" Kim smiled.
"Ron."