There once was an alley named Diagon
That was frequented by Harry, Hermione and Ron
Butterbeers were a galleon
Ron thought he was a "stallion"
And Voldemort was just a nerd in a dress.
The Death Eaters thought they were scary
Florean had a soft spot for Harry
Madam Malkin was crass
Minister Fudge was an ass
And Voldemort was still just a nerd in a dress.
Old Olivander sure knew his stuff
The Weasley twins were covered in marshmallow fluff
Snitches doing zig-zags
The Prophet's a rag
And Voldemort is a dead nerd in a dress.