THE BAKA SONG!!!!
After looking long and hard,I found the Lyrics to one of my favorites: THE BAKA SONG!! The song WILL be in english lyrics,not japanese.(Sorry Yumi.) Well,this fanfic is basically about Aelita chewing off Odd because he's a pervert!
Disclaimer: I don't own the song,bye-bye lawyers!!
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Odd: Hey guys,I found a Playboy magazine in the trash!
Ulrich: Whatever.
Aelita: AUGH! Throw that away!
Odd: No,I don't think I will.
Aelita: ODD,YOU...DUMMY!!!
Odd: Oh,crap.
Aelita: You are really...you are totally...you are in any case...stupid,stupid,stupid. -slapping Odd- Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!
Yumi: You've done it now,Odd.
Aelita: What are you gonna say?
Odd: STOP!! PLEASE!!
Aelita: -still slapping- And what's that? Eh? You're bothering me! Stupid,stupid,stupid! Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!!!!
Ulrich: This is great!
Aelita: 3/3 Is the Doll Festival.(No idea why they put THAT in the song!) 5/5 Is Children's Day. Either be a boy or a girl! Either like me or hate me! Fuck off and...-throws Odd-
Odd: YAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGG!!!!!!
Aelita: DIE!!!!! Read from the top,stupid,stupid,stupid,stupid. Read from the bottom stupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!!
Jeremie: -screams- Way to go,stupid!
Aelita: No kidding! Who the hell would ever get get engaged to someone like you!? -punches-
Odd: Owwww!!!!
Aelita: TIEYAAAAAA!!!! You're a loudmouth! Don't be so familiar! What?! You're shameless! Stupidstupidstupid(and yet more stupid's.)
Yumi: -eye twitch-
Aelita: 3/3 Is the Doll Festival. Let's light up the paper lanterns. Either be a boy or a girl! Either like me or hate me! A pervert like that,I refuse! Read from the right stupidstupidstupid.(What the hell!! Don't you people know what 'baka' means YET?!) Read from the left...(ENOUGH STUPID'S ALREADY!!!!) I won't be a nice sweet girl...even tonight however...'CAUSE I'M A PUNK!!! -starts beating Odd with a stick-
Ulrich: Make her stop already!!!
Aelita: 3/3 Is the Doll Festival 8/8 is Fugi Television. Either be a boy or a girl! Either like me or hate me! I know i'm clumsy! Read horizontally...(Don't read this,you're wasting your time!) Read vertically...(ENOUGH!!!!) -stops beating Odd- Thank you!
Odd: Aelita...you didn't have to go that far...-faints-
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YAY AELITA!!!!
