Chapter one.
The Beginning.
"AH-AH!" Shippo shouted out to Kagome. " Inuyasha's insulting me!"
"INUYASHA!" Kagome called Inuyasha over.
"What is it?" Inuyasha asked innocently.
"Did you called Shippo a pest?" Kagome questioned.
"Yes." Inuyasha replied.
"Did you call him a fatty, too?" She asked.
"Yes." Inuyasha replied once again.
"Did you also call him a piece of doodle?" She asked.
"No, but I'll remember that next time." Inuyasha said.
Kagome was fierce.
"Inuyasha! Oswari!" kagome shouted.
"Aw-Aw- Aw- Aw- Aw" Inuyasha repeated continuously.
"Now that the case is finished, I need to study for my test."
" I remember I used to be able to get along at school. I don't know what it was, but I was always the foot of the class." Miroku said.
Everyone stared.
"Uh…I think the monk's head has gone crazy. Do you understand the hek he's saying?" Sango said.
"Nope. Not at all." Shippo nodded in agreement.
"A is for ….. B is for….C is for …than you!" Miroku started singing.
"Oh gosh. That is my favourite song! A is for….. B is for….C is for …than you!" Inuyasha started to sing along with Miroku.
" You know, you can always ask us to help you with the tunes." Sango gave in an advice.
Miroku stopped singing.
" Is that an advice you're giving? You know, Advice to an idiot goes in one ear and out the other." Miroku stated his crazy talk again.
"Who are you calling an idiot? I have talent!" Inuyasha blurted.
"We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts." Miroku kept on going.
"Oh-ya! Count this monk! Wind Scar!" Inuyasha wailed his Tetsaiga.
"Inuyasha SIT!" Kagome said and Inuyasha fell to the ground once more.
"If you think that I'm going to sit her all day and watch you stinking people play dirty, you're wrong. If I don't pass this test, I won't get my beauty sleep." Kagome said.
"Beauty is but just deep skin." Miroku crazy talked.
"What makes you think we ever know how beautiful we are? No one knows." Sango said.
"Well that's easy. I think kagome is hot and cute. That's how she knows she's beautiful!" Miroku jerked.
' I wonder, does Kikyo think the same?' Inuyasha thought.
Sango pulled Miroku's ears very hard.