"Hey Domyuoji, what are you going to ask Santa to get you this Christmas", I asked.
"And just who is that", Domyouji said.
"You don't know who Santa is!", I yelled.
"No, and why should I care, if I wanted to I could buy a whole-", but was cut off.
"Department store", I said sighing I bet he hasn't even been to a department store in his whole life.
"Anyway, I don't want to get stuff from some bimbo of the street", he said.
"But he just isn't any bimbo of the street", Akira stated.
"Yeah, he's the bimbo off the street, all the girls are over him. He outshowed Akira and I", Soujiro said.
"Where did you guys come from", I asked.
"Do you really want us to tell you", they said eyeing me suspiciously.
"N-no", I replied.
'So tell me more about this Santa guy" Domyouji said.
"Okay he is tall, buff, and can drink", Akira explained.
"Sounds like your dad to me", Domyouji commented.
"Sounds like your mom", Soujiro replied.
"Well besides that he has a list",Akira said.
"A list", Domyouji repeated.
"Of clubs he visits, and always has girls around him", Soujiro added.
"There's this really hot girl Rudoll I think was her name. Dude was she a babe. She came up to me and said 'Do you want to go down in my story' and I was like Hell yeah!", Akira exclaimed.
"Yeah yeah enough of your life story", Domyouji mumbled.
"Lucky, I got stuck with Dancer but her name said it all. If she had any more moves it would be illegal",Soujiro said. "I wonder if I still have her number."
"You guys are pathetic", I said.
"So you've finally seen the light", Rui said sleepishly.
"Hey Rui do you know who Santa is", Domyouji asked.
"Yeah isn't he the fat dude who climbs down peoples chimneys and stuffs himself with cookies and milk", Rui replied.
"No, he's that tall, buff guy that can drink, and goes to clubs", Domyouji stated
"Hmm that sounds like Akira's dad", Rui said.
Owari
Hi this is my second story of hana yori dango and I am still not sure how to spell the characters names. Sad isn't it. And this story was meant for Christmas but I got the idea for it an hour ago so its a tad late. I also tried to make it funny but my friends say I have a wierd sense of humor so enjoy!