A Bit Too Angry

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Summary: HILARIOUS one-shot! What could happen if Erik got a little bit too mad?

"WHAT!" Erik yelled, "HE DID WHAT!"

Earlier: 2 months prior to this, Christine came back to Erik, hoping he would still love her. He took her in, happy to have his angel once again. But now, Christine breaks to him the news that she is pregnant, because Raoul had raped her.

Erik couldn't believe it. All he wanted right now was to find and kill the damn fop that people call the Vicomte de Chagny. He growled again, and went about knocking things over inside his lair with a frightened Christine sitting on the swan bed. She gets up to go comfort him, but is stopped from doing so.

All around the two, S.W.A.T team members are dropping to the ground, carefully closing in on Erik and Christine in a circle. "STEP AWAY FROM THE PHANTOM!" is heard over the loudspeaker. "I repeat, step away from the phantom. That means you, mademoiselle." Christine then looked at the S.W.A.T team members and then at Erik, who was nodding slowly. When Christine had disappeared into the crowd of S.W.A.T team members, the loudspeaker came on again, "PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!" Erik listened, and then smirked mischievously. "I repeat, put your hands where we can see them!" Erik backed up against the organ. "No, monsieurs, put your hands at the level of your eyes!" Erik whipped out a Punjab lasso from behind his back and laughed, almost maniacally, then lunged at the S.W.A.T team members

-15 Minutes Later-

"That was easy, now…how to clean up..?" Erik slung the lasso over his shoulder and looked at the ground, which was littered with bodies in yellow suits and guns. The loudspeaker lay in the middle of everything in a heap (Christine had karate-kicked it down), "Christine? Help me, could you?"….

THE END

A/N: We hope you liked it…This was just something we thought of in the middle of the night, and we couldn't stop laughing at the idea, so we decided to share it with all you lovely people… Please read and review; It's our first Phan Fic…so be nice? Please? NO? Fine, we'll have to Punjab lasso you, bwah hahahaha….

A/N2We did a rape, because we needed something really dramatic, otherwise Erik wouldn't be as mad, therefore, he wouldn't be as dangerous...It does seem sort of dark and mean, but bear with us, please? You better...