A/N: okay so I finally pried my mom's laptop from her so I am going to see if I made this thing any better.
Zoro: cant get any worse can it?
Luffy: yea more meeeeeeeee
Sanji: can I have more Naaaamiiii swwaaaaan? *heart eyes*
HGG: *eye twitches* No, you get to have zoro for company still
Sanji: I don't want that marimo!
Zoro: same with you dart brow
Ussopp: Heavenlygothicgirl does not own one piece
HGG: Oi robin I need help for next chapter let me borrow your smarts for a sec!
` Royalties switch
"Sir, the princess is still missing. I fear Galbadia may be the ones responsible."
"But we made an alliance with them. Why would they endanger the delicate balance between our two nations?"
"This may have been there plan from the beginning. If I may, Ramses, I think we should retaliate and end whatever suffering our dear princess may be going through."
"Not until we have proof they have taken her. She wouldn't want me to start a war so soon." The king of Ramondistan looked exhausted from the whole ordeal. His daughter was his heir and treasure.
"May God's blessing be on our Princess Patience" Says the king's adviser, Pax.
YO HO YO HO
It started out as any normal day. Chopper making his rumble balls, Ussopp fishing over the side of his beloved ship, the Going Merry, Sanji swooning over Nami sunbathing and Robin reading, and of course the beloved captain snuggling to his swords man in an afternoon nap. Sadly the calm atmosphere was erased by the sudden blast from a cannon ball hitting the Merry in the middle of the deck. Everyone was instantly up and ready for battle.
"Great, the marines found us again! Don't they ever give up," yelled the sharpshooter getting his cannon ready for retaliation.
"Not when Luffy keeps pissing them off!" Yells the terrified doctor from behind, or should I say beside a barrel. Speaking of said boy, he was currently stretching his mouth in very interesting shapes, taunting the enemy. Nami notices, grabs her captain and hits him square on the head.
"If you have time to taunt the people trying to kill us then try deflecting their attacks!" she screams, effectively scaring the captain to do as she says. Luffy runs to the back of the deck to deflect their next attack. A cannon ball flies towards the ship but before it can make contact Luffy puts his hand securely over his hat, jumps high in the air and shouts;
"Gum Gum Balloon!" blowing his rubber body to its limits and effectively bouncing the cannon back from once it came with a satisfying crash. At the front Zoro, thankfully not asleep for once, cuts anything that flies their way, including the occasional idiot trying to board the ship. Nami was shouting orders to Chopper (steering the ship) and Robin standing guard so the reindeer may be left alone to his duty. Sanji is at the head using his Black Leg style attacks kicking any man in his way, including a certain moss head who got too close. This went on for a good part of the day. The Strawhats knew they could not keep this up much longer; the Going Merry was taking damage and they knew the marines had reinforcements coming. Sanji was the first to run to Nami asking what should they do.
"Nami, what should we do? The Marines will get us at this rate!"
"I don't know Sanji!" The woman screams as she shocks another group of men with her Thunder Bolt Tempo. She stops and feels the air around her. She hears it almost as if it were speaking to her. She could sense a storm is on the horizon.
"Chopper, steer the boat to north east, a storm is coming!" Chopper complies and the boat jerks to the direction demanded. The crew fall on their butts in the sudden movement, and it sends the intruders to the sea. The marine ship stops to help their crewman as the pirates get away clean. But there efforts were in vain. In minutes the storm was upon them. Once again Nami was barking orders to try and get them out of yet another deadly situation.
"Zoro, tighten those sails! Ussopp, hurry up and tie the canon securely! Luffy get down from there and help Sanji replace the broken ropes!" Everyone scurries and does as she says with no comment. Everything is now in place, and Nami sees the big wave forming in the distance. With no time to dodge it she yells to her fellow crew "Brace yourselves!" everyone grabs hold. When all seems lost for the straw hats a stroke of luck saves them. Another wave pushes the ship out of the way, but Luffy, the Devil fruit powered captain was jerked overboard with the sudden speed, along with the barrel he was holding onto.
"Luffy!" the cries of his nakama was the last thing he heard before he hit the water.
OP OP OP
When I finally woke up on a beach one thing crossed my mind. "I am so hungry!" It took a while to get past my need for meat when I remembered. "Ahhhh, the Going Merry, and my crew! Guys are you hear!" I holler as I get to my feet, no answer. Maybe if I scream louder?"
"It's the Princess! Go get the King. The Princess has returned."
"Huh? Where's the princess? Does she have meat?" I look around and see people coming closer. Confused I back away but I am grabbed by other town folk and dragged rather fast to a big castle in the distance.
"Uh, do you happen to have any meat on you, I'm starved?" I asked the guy on my right. He smiles then yells "The princess wants meat!" As we entered the gate of the castle a handful of people come and give me different types of meat that would make Sanji proud. I take a leg of something unfamiliar and munch on it. We enter big doors and guards bow to me. Not caring, I just keep looking around. The town's people leave and I am left alone with a rather hot but slightly devilish looking man with black hair and eyes that are of different color. One is silver and the other one is red. Cool!
"Your father has been worried sick. Go and see him Patience." I was about to say my name's Luffy but am distracted when the doors open, and I see a throne with a tired old man sitting on it. When he sees me he gets up and walks to me. I go to meet him about to straighten out the misunderstanding when he embraces me saying apologies, curses, and praises for me being there. Before this went too far I said what needed to be said.
"I'm not Patience, my name is Luffy and I am a pirate." He pulls back but still holds me.
"Why do you say such things? Of course you are my beloved daughter." I gap at him. I tell him right out who I am and he doesn't believe me. Talk about slow AND dense! "Thank God you have come back. Ramondistan has been slowly coming to a ruin, and a war is upon us. We need your help to keep this from happening or our home will be destroyed." Oh no, not another kingdom in need of help. What has this world come to, always needing help from pirates? For some unknown reason though I feel the need to help, but nakama come first I need to find them. "Come, you must show our kingdom your glorious return." He takes my hand and we go to a balcony connected to the throne room. The sun blinds me for a moment then I see a throng of people cheering, and crying for me. I faintly hear Robin's voice in my ear, Luffy, if we ever get separated please stay where you are so that we may find you. I guess I could stay a while, I mean; they do have meat after all. Zoro please come and find me I miss you already. Not to say I don't miss everyone else!
GUM GUM PISTOLE! XD
"Why did it have to be you? I wanted a lovely boat ride with Nami-swan!" The shitty cook is sulking… again.
"You think I enjoy this? I wanted to go alone but Nami made me take you." Stupid woman increasing my debt!
"I sense you think ill of my Sweet Nami- Swan! Collier!" Oh great he's going for the neck. I dodge and almost fall overboard. "Collier Shoot" Slowly getting harder but I still don't need my swords. This is going to be a long journey.
HGG: I Hope you enjoyed! I quite enjoyed writing my first action scene I definetly want feed back!
Zoro: so are you going to fix a certain chapter that does not fit into this little ficlet?
HGG: *looks away*uhhh I don't know what your talking about it no longer exsits.
Luffy: so does that also mean no more dresses?
HGG: no you must were dresses
Luffy: *pouts*
Zoro: *comforts*
HGG: oi you do not have an established relationship yet back in the boat Zoro!
Zoro: Make me!
HGG: *Typing next chapter* And suddenly Sanji is consumed with love with zoro and starts ravishing Zoro's….
Zoro: OK OK! Im in the boat happy!
HGG: very
Sanji: why am I tortured in this!
HGG: cause I'm not giving up my hot tamale Ace!
Ace: Review and you get a kiss from one of the boys…. Or girls!
Strawhats: Since when did we agree to that!