A/N: ok this idea came to me while watching basketball wives. I thought it would be funny if the girls had a show where they were wives of famous men… of course the guys from the glee club. It goes in and out of scenes and the characters will be OCC in future chapters.
Rachel Berry:"I'm Rachel berry. Wife of Famous actor Finn Hudson- naturally I'm the star of the show. I may be a housewife but I'm also a Broadway legend. Starring in revivals of great plays such as wicked and Funny girl to name a few. They said I couldn't do it? Well who's laughing now? (Crickets)
(Cut to Quinn Fabray)
Quinn Fabray:I'm Quinn. Wife of Noah Puckerman aka the flying puck- or whatever they call him on the NFL football field. I am a full time wife and mother and as you can see I'm not bitter about it at all (takes another sip of her martini) I'm definitely happy with life... (Sighs) Definitely.
(Cut to Santana Lopez)
Santana Lopez: I'm Santana. Or as they introduced me at the Latin Grammy's "Rojo caliente" I am the wife- yes I said wife haters! Of famous pop star Brittany S Pierce. She's my rock and I'm her diamond. Wait? Am I not the star of this show? (Producer shakes his head no) What The F-
(cut to Tina Cohen-Chang)
Tina Cohen Chang:I'm Tina. Wife of full time dancer/ choreographer to the stars Mike Chang. We've been together for years. And I can honestly say I think I'm the only person on this show with a healthy relationship... (Starts to whisper) seriously I heard a few of the other husbands are cheating on the wives...* cough* *cough*
(cut to Mercedes Jones)
Mercedes Jones: I am R&B diva Mercedes Jones. Wife of Country singer Sam Evans. We've been together a long time. Wanna know the secret? Great sex! With him always in Nashville and me in L.A once we see each other again we hump like rabbits- wait can you say that on TV?
These are the real housewives of Glee!
Rachel walked into her huge New York City apartment and sees her husband Finn, finally home from shooting his new action flick "the enslavinging of Maria." Finn sees the cameras and they automatically get into a fight.
Finn: I told you I didn't want you or me on this damn show!
Rachel: Finn please you're embarrassing me in front of the cameras.
(Rachel flashes a smile to the cameras.)
Finn: it's not bad enough that you come here and change everything after I told you absolutely no renovations while I'm gone... But now you've agreed that you're gonna be on some silly show that glorifies our personal life!
(Finn pushes the camera out of his face and leaves the house... Leaving Rachel by herself in the living room.)
Rachel: (interview)Finn is just a strong personality. It's just gonna take some getting used to. (To herself) just a little time... (Looks up and then smiles wide)
(Cut to Quinn Fabrays home)
Quinn is in the kitchen baking cupcakes for her two son's soccer teams. The sons run around like maniacs while her husband is still asleep upstairs. At 3pm- on a Tuesday.
Conner (first son): mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Quinn (annoyed): what is it Jacob? Mommy's making cupcakes?
Conner: I'm not Jacob... I'm Conner.
(Quinn looks shocked then changes her face when the camera zooms in on her)
Quinn: of course you are Conner and not your brother- Jacob. (Pats first son on the head.) Look Conner why don't you sit right there while I go get daddy?
(Conner shakes his head)
Quinn goes upstairs into her bedroom. Her husband Noah- or" Puck" sleeps like a hibernating bear. Quinn takes the comforter off of him and slaps him awake.
Puck: yeah... What's happening?
Quinn: I need you to watch the kids...
Puck: five more minutes. Then I promise I'm all yours.
Quinn: (yelling) no! Now damnit! They are downstairs running all over the place like unleashed zoo animals and I can't be in two places at once. So get your ass up now! Unless you want to bake fifty damn cupcakes!
Puck gets up and proceeds downstairs.
Quinn :( interview) I'm what you call a doer. I get things done. By any means nesecary. (Politely smiles)
(Cut to Santana)
Santana waits in her dressing room to be interviewed by Ellen. She is on the phone with her wife/ lady lover Pop Star Brittany.
Santana: yeah... They're taking forever. How is Robert Pattinson a bigger star then me?
Brittany: (on the phone):be cool babe, they always save the best for last.
Santana: (smiling) you know it! So when are you coming back? I needs some of your love before I head off on tour in three weeks.
Brittany: I'm not going to be able to make it... They're making me do extra day on my YOLO tour. Sorry babe.
Santana: (sobbing) what do you mean you're not going to be able to make it? I've been planning this day for weeks! I can't believe this!
Santana hangs up and then looks at the camera. Santana: (holding back tears) "that was Brittany. She was just telling me how much she loves me and how she can't wait to be on the show!" Santana runs to the bathroom.
(Cut to Tina)
Tina walks into mikes dance studio. Mike is finishing up his choro for Ushers new music video. He spots her and runs over to embrace her. They Hug and kiss and all that jazz. So cute they're sickening.
Tina: ready for lunch?
Mike: yes. I'm ready for anything that involves you, my sweet.
Mike and Tina dine at lunch in NYC and they have a wondrous time. Full of laughter, good food and love. As mike and Tina finish up their desert together a woman walks past and notices mike.
Strange unidentified woman: mike? I thought that was you! Wow I haven't seen you in forever.
Mike: (shocked and looking guilty) yeah I know it's been a long time olive.
Strange woman (who names is presumably olive): do you still run the dance studio? I'd love to come by one of these days. (Looks at her watch) actually I gotta go. See you soon mike?
Mike nods and she runs away. Tina looks at him as he buries himself in dessert.
Tina: so who's Olive?
Mike: no one important. Can we go? Check please.
Tina (interview):I think I take everything I said before back... I mean who the hell is olive? (Scoffs in anger and disgust)
(Cut to Mercedes)
Mercedes just got home to red roses all over the place. She walks into the dining room and sees a candle light dinner. Sam appears and gives her a frantic loose kiss.
Sam: (between kisses) I just got home. Couldn't... Wait... To see you.
Mercedes: (in between tongue kisses) agreed. How was Nashville?
Sam: the same. How was the studio?
Mercedes: the album is looking great. Should be out in three weeks.
Sam: (with primal eyes) I made dinner. Want some?
Mercedes: (with a look of her own) I'm in the mood for something sweet... Like white chocolate?
Sam smiles and he chases her up to the bedroom. They close the door and don't come back out for hours.
Mercedes: (interview whispering)"great sex" (giggles) wait? Can you edit that part out?
These are the real housewives of Glee!