Jewel shards? What jewel shards? For your pleasure, a parody of Inuyasha fanfiction.
Love, Moosey
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If I were Kagome for a day,
I'd go straight down the well.
Better to be feudal,
Where handsome demons dwell.
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I'd stroke the ears of Inu
And should he start to hiss,
I'd skip through sunny meadows
To give Sesshomaru a kiss.
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With Sessho on my tail,
Full poison on his tips,
I'd hide behind a wolf-boy -
You've seen, they're pretty ripped.
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Should wolf-boy start to falter,
There is a holy man,
To guard my precious flower -
But shocker, with his hand!
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Myouga's not the bravest,
But I always would regret
Not finding him an apron
And then a small bonnet.
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But Sesshomaru behind me,
My flea would leave my neck,
Where next to turn for comfort?
I think you might have met...
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Naraku's not the nicest,
You know he'll stab your back -
But keep your face toward him
And you'll appreciate the rat.
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I know he eats those demons
(They make a yummy lunch)
But look at his nice posture
And the way his muscles bunch.
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Oh yes, there are some drawbacks,
To living in the past
But I believe the company
Would make it worth the ask.