(A/N): This is a work of fiction, any similarities in events, places, or people (real or fictitious) is purely coincidental. Any illegal copies will be removed.
Yeah, we all know that's a load of bull *wink wink*. Anyways, I don't own any of the characters/ place names, etc. (Well, maybe for the random samurai and background peoples that don't appear in bleach.) So, read and the weirdness will be enjoyed! (cause I said so). Anything you get confused about is down at the bottom where it's supposed to be.
Grimmjow save a favoured teahouse and gets his favourite geisha. But what happens when he finds out that the geisha's a male? Warnings: Yaoi, cursing, and some violence (blah, blah, blah. Just read.)
Grimmjow looked around the teahouse. It was a fine establishment, and a part of one of the many Geisha houses. He accepted the saki from the geisha beside him. He didn't really like geisha all that well but this one was quiet and respected his wishes. Grimmjow looked to the pale thin form sitting beside him. The geisha's most striking feature was not the pure white skin but rather the large, intelligent green eyes that were always watching everyone. The geisha poured more saki and Grimmjow sipped it. When she moved to pour more Grimmjow held up a hand, "I will need to get home." The geisha nodded and quietly switched the saki for tea.
Grimmjow watched two men enter the teahouse one was holding a lit torch. No one else noticed, too far into drink. The one holding the torch dropped it then one of the other geisha screamed. Grimmjow picked up his geisha and jumped out a window with her. "Stay here," he ordered before jumping back in to put out the fire and apprehend the men. The fire spread quickly from the spirits sitting everywhere.
Grimmjow easily caught the men and tied them down, then he focused on the fire, shouting at the ones coherent enough to get the others out. Grimmjow found the water and began pouring it over the fire but it was too much. There was no way he was going to put the fire out in the teahouse but he could save the geisha house proper. He began soaking the wood with water and the rice paper windows. A few others saw his actions and began to repeat them. The fire soon ate all of its food and died out.
Grimmjow pushed through the throng of people to find his geisha to no avail. "Grimmjow?" Grimmjow looked at the girl who had spoken. "Mother wants to see you." Grimmjow followed the girl into the geisha house and sat down at the desk he was told to. His geisha was quietly sitting with her head bowed respectfully beside an older lady. "You have saved our house and our most prized geisha, Ulquiorra. How can we repay you?" Grimmjow looked to his geisha, so that was her name, Ulquiorra. It was beautiful. The house mother must have mistaken his look for one of an answer, she pushed Ulquiorra to Grimmjow. Ulquiorra stumbled in that strange grace geisha's had. "He is yours." Grimmjow blinked, he? Oh well, couldn't turn the house mother down, it would be disrespectful. Grimmjow bowed, "Arigato." The house mother nodded and Grimmjow stood, as did Ulquiorra.
Grimmjow walked out with hurried steps; if he was late he would be punished. Ulquiorra kept up easily the whole mile to the samurai dormitories. The gate keeper raised a brow at the geisha but allowed the both of them in before shutting the gates for the night. Grimmjow strode into his dorm with an air of authority, the other occupants watched with awe and respect. Grimmjow was a high ranking samurai and many had fallen to his blade. They hurried out of the way and did not question him about Ulquiorra, to which he was grateful. When they arrived at his room Grimmjow shut and locked his door. Ulquiorra looked at him with fear. "Don't worry; it's for safety not keeping you in." Ulquiorra nodded as he pulled off his kimono. Grimmjow's eyes widened as he stilled the pale hands, "I'm not using you for that." Ulquiorra tilted his head to the side slightly in curiosity, "Then what are you going to use me for?" Grimmjow thought then answered truthfully, "I don't know. You could clean the room if you wanted." Ulquiorra nodded and began cleaning the room the outer layers of his kimono falling off revealing the red undergarment. Grimmjow was going to have to find some decent clothes for Ulquiorra and fast. "Ulquiorra?" The geisha looked at him over his shoulder. Grimmjow resisted the tempting position. "Could you wait to do that until the morning? It is late and I wish to rest." Ulquiorra nodded respectfully and walked with Grimmjow to the bed. "Do you sleep on your back?" Grimmjow looked at the geisha quizzically, "Sometimes. Why?" "You only have one bed, and I wished to know so that I would know if you accidently lay on top of me." Grimmjow rubbed his weary face with his hand. He'd forgotten to tell one of the others to bring a sleeping mat up. "Don't grope me," Grimmjow ordered with a yawn. Ulquiorra looked at him confused. "Don't touch my privates." Ulquiorra made an 'oh' face and nodded. Grimmjow climbed into the bed and covered up with the covers. He felt Ulquiorra get in beside him and cover himself up with a little of the blankets. He yawned again and closed his eyes, trusting that Ulquiorra would leave him be.
Grimmjow woke to a flash and a loud bang. He felt Ulquiorra snuggle close, shaking. So the poor thing was scared of storms. Grimmjow wrapped an arm around the small waist and petted the geisha's hair. Ulquiorra slowly calmed and fell back to sleep as Grimmjow hummed a lullaby. Once he was back to sleep Grimmjow went to sleep himself.
Grimmjow yawned as he smelled the smell of food. That was a good way to wake up but who would be cooking for him? No one dared enter his room to do anything. That's why his room was so mess- Grimmjow opened his eyes and looked around and his room was spotless. He spotted the little culprit sitting at the cook fire watching the food cook. Grimmjow stood slowly and quietly. He sneaked up on the small man and wrapped his arm around the small arms. "Grimmjow!" the guy screams. Grimmjow let go and calms the panicked boy. "Shhh, it's okay. I won't hurt you." The twitching chest slows and the boy looked at Grimmjow, "I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you, Grimmjow-sama." Grimmjow blinked. "Ulquiorra, please, don't call me sama." "But Grimmjow, I am yours what would it look like if I wasn't calling you sama?" "It would look like you are an obedient man." Ulquiorra nodded and dishes up the food. Grimmjow got most of it. Grimmjow put enough on Ulquiorra's plate to make it half and half. Ulquiorra looked at him confused. "You need to eat more," Grimmjow stated simply as he began to eat. Ulquiorra began to eat slowly taking small bites. Grimmjow finished his meal then looked around, "Where's my clothes?" Ulquiorra finished his bite and answered, "In the trunk. Your bathing items are in there as well." Grimmjow nodded and got up to dress. Ulquiorra turned so he is looking out a window instead of Grimmjow. Grimmjow quickly dresses before he walked back over to Ulquiorra holding one of his shirts. Ulquiorra quietly took the shirt and walked over to a screen to dress. Grimmjow frowned as he spotted that Ulquiorra had barely touched his food. Somehow he was going to have to get food down that throat. Grimmjow then looked around the room again. Ulquiorra really knew how to organize. All of Grimmjow's paper work was on the desk, the plates were clean and the clothes, like Ulquiorra had said, were in the trunk. Grimmjow could get used to this. Ulquiorra walked back out from behind the screen dressed in Grimmjow's shirt. Grimmjow stood, "You can go out to the village and do as you wish but if I have to search for you after dark, you will lose this privilege. Understood?" Ulquiorra nodded as he picked up the dishes. Grimmjow remembered that he had to get Ulquiorra to eat more. "Finish your breakfast first," he ordered curtly before leaving for morning call. As he closed the door he saw Ulquiorra quietly finish his meal.
Ulquiorra finished cleaning that morning's dishes and put them away. He had noticed that Grimmjow had a lack of food and was going to ask him to get food in the village but Grimmjow had said that he could come and go as he wished in the village. Ulquiorra straitened the too big clothes before stepping outside the room and closing the door behind him. He walked down the hall and ran into some one. Ulquiorra murmured apologies as he bowed respectfully. The person he had ran into grabbed his arm roughly, "Yer pretty." Ulquiorra could smell the stench of alcohol on his breath. Ulquiorra looked up at the man sternly. "Let go of me, sir," he said firmly. The man laughed and pulled Ulquiorra closer, "Nah, don' think so. Yer comin ta my bed." Ulquiorra frowned, "Sir, I will ask you once more: Let go of me." "Ohhh, is the little fuck getting pissed?" the male pulled Ulquiorra up against him. Ulquiorra grabbed his arm and flipped the man over his shoulder and put his foot to the back of the man's neck. "I had asked you nicely and you didn't listen." The man coughed and many of the others gasped. Ulquiorra looked around, and one boy answered his unasked question, "He is one of the best samurai." Ulquiorra tiled his head to the side, "If he is so strong, how did I take him down?" An older man walked up and smiled at him. Ulquiorra's guard immediately goes up. This man was not one to be trusted. "Hello, I am Aizen Sousuke, head of the dormitories and this samurai school. Whose are you?" Ulquiorra made sure the guy he was holding was going to stay down before bowing respectfully, "Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez's, Aizen-san." Aizen nodded and moved out of Ulquiorra's way. Ulquiorra hurried outside and looked around. First he had to get to the hanamachi (1), and then he could get a few other more comfortable clothes that would be a lot easier to get in and out of. He looked around and affirmed where he was, Hueco Mundo Samurai School, main offices. Ulquiorra frowned. The samurai here were known as Arrancar and they were blood thirsty and violent. He would have to prove his worth for staying here. Ulquiorra banished the dark thoughts from his mind as he walked to the hanamachi.
(A/N): Kon'nichiwa! (Again). I've wanted to write something like this since forever so here it is. I'll be writing this one on 100% laptop, yay! Not to mention this one will require a bit of research, but I know the basics of geisha life and I'll tell bits and pieces of it for those who don't know, sometimes in the story and other times here. Keep in mind that this is fiction. So, there will be personal twists. Anyways, hope you enjoy it.
The Geisha world is a world of women but it did evolve from a male job. Women had a certain allure that men didn't have so they ended up getting the business. Men in the business were few and far in between if there was any to begin with. Few geisha got pregnant, so most of the time if there was a boy in a geisha houses, he was most likely they would be a child of a geisha. In this story, I am using a case of 'bad luck' so Ulquiorra could be a geisha. (He is pretty feminine, no?) That's why Grimmi called Ulqui a 'she' until he owned Ulqui.
(Grimmi): Sweet, Ulqui's my bitch.
(Ulqui): *Glares at him in warning.*
(Me): GUYS RELAX! It's just a story and Ulquiorra we all know you're the angry/violent uke so don't try to hide it.
(1)-Hanamachi- 'geisha village' in other words a place where a lot of geisha houses are. They developed from geisha sticking together but wanting their own cash. This formed the geisha house, where the "Mother", or leader of the house who {at the time in which this fanfiction is set } owns the geisha. Geisha were not meant to follow their own paths but rather a set path in which they become Maiko (apprentice), then sell their mizuage (eel in cave {explained in depth soon}) to become full Geisha. They are not whores, they are artists who entertain through words, dance and song, however, in some Hanamachi there is a pleasure district. 'Geisha' of this district have their obi (sash) tied in the front, much like the prostitutes of today wear the short skirts.
(Yikes that was long.) Okay, so if you're intrigued about geisha life there is Memoirs of a Geisha (book and movie) as well as the nets (in short don't ask me). If you want to know more about the story I'm writing, watch the story! XD Oh and for readers of my other stories, I'll be working on them and they'll be updated at ! Go read those and this should be a long story but no promises. End of this long most likely it's long as my chapters in my other story UnWanted. Read and Review people!
Edit: I'm callin this an edit cause I finished typin this already and I don't wanna confuse ppls.
Anyone read Divergent yet? If ya haven't and have read, Hunger Games ya should. Its good. XD (Specially when ya hijack it from yer boyfriend. {Did I just admit my sexual pref on the net? O.O}) There's a character in there named Four and I'm pretty sure you can guess who I think of him as. *wink wink* Anyways, go read it! It. Is. AWESOME!