Hey Guys! I'm taking a break from my usual League of Legends Fan Fics to bring you this, a How I met Your Mother and Hot Fuzz crossover. Just so you guys know this takes place during Season 8 of HIYM and after the events of Hot Fuzz. Oh and excuse the very short prologue, wanted to see how I wrote the characters.

Sandford, 2pm

It was just another normal day in Sandford. The sun was shining, crime was low and the police were doing their job, it was normal as usual. There was a few pick pockets or crazy people hanging around though. But everyone in the village would be under a lot more danger if it weren't for Pc Sgt Nicholas Angel, they all knew that. Especially PC sgt Danny Butterman, currently on patrol.

He sat in his police car looking around for trouble as he licked his strawberry cornetto, trying to be intimidating, it obviously was not working. Some teenager laughed as they passed him by, pointing at the pudgy 30 something eating a conretto in a police car, but he ignored it. Nicholas had given him an order after all, and he wasn't about to fail his best buddy.

He was given the duty to keep an eye on Peter Ian Staker's house just in case for any break-outs. This was of course the house of The Goose... Danny's only living Nemesis and the only poultry to ever get a ride in his car. He would make sure that slippery swan never escaped again, it was his duty!

London, 1pm

Barney tapped his watch getting very annoyed with his best friend Ted and Marshall. This was their first outing ever of just the three of them, the three guys going out to wreak havoc and party all night. But they had decided to go to England! WHY ENGLAND! It was like a warm Canada...Barney hated it. It was so boring. But it did have one upside, the chicks were smoking!

But Ted and Marshall were taking so long in the toilets, they were obviously thinking of something. "A surprise party!" Barney blurted out to himself. "They're planning a surprise party!" With that he started jumping up and down in the restaurant he was in.

Marshall and Ted came out the toilets with a glum looking Marshall and a slightly annoyed Ted. "Sorry Barney..." Said Marshall in his low calm voice. "I gotta go home to New York, to my family. Lilly and Marvin need me." He then got a pat on the back from Ted as Marshall set off into a taxi.

"He can't just leave us like that? After you guys have planned my surprise party!" Barney protested in outrage to Ted. "This was supposed to be our trip! But Marshall's stuck to Lilly thanks to the demon that people call a baby." He shuddered at its name and looked to Ted. "Right Ted you're in charge, where we going?" He asked looking very angry.

"Well I found this nice village in the country side, nice landscape, pubs, good police force." He sighed when he saw Barney miMing committing suicide. "There's also lazer tag." Barney's face lit up and replied with a great big beaming face.

"C'mon Ted! We're going to this village and we are going to bring the party to it! It is going to be legen- wait for it!"