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Hooray! I have him at last! The hobbit can't destroy me now! I can return to my poor Master, Sauron the Disembodied!
Hang on a minute, what's this? Oh no you don't; don't you dare swallow me. Didn't your mother tell you not to eat metallic objects? Take me out of your rotten fish infested mouth RIGHT NOW! Thank you.
Ah, I see, it's you again. I told you quite clearly over seventy years ago that I was leaving you. It's pathetic for you to still be following me around after all this time and I distinctly recall issuing you with a death threat quite recently. Get a life!
Why am I still in Mount Doom? I don't like it here, it's far too hot, and you'll make me sick soon with all your jumping around!
The edge! The Edge! you're too close to the edge! Quick, get back before you...
Help! I'm falling! I'm falling into the great big pit of molten lava! Save me Master!