Title: Sequel to Turning the Straight Boy Gay
Summary: Last time, Drake turned Kris gay. Now, its time for them to get married. DRIS!!!
Paring: DRIS!!!
Authors Note: Well, I am completely bored and mad right now so I'm going to write this. Yeah…
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It has been six months since Drake had 'turned Kris gay'. Adam was still kicking his but for it. Allison and Adam were still dating.
"Can I trust the two of you?" Adam asked, yet again. He and Allison were going to New York for a week for some concerts and what not.
Kris and Drake stopped making out for two seconds to answer him. "No," said Kris.
"That wasn't the answer that I was looking for," replied Adam.
"So?" Kristopher said.
"Yes, you can trust us," said Drake. "I mean, what is the worst that can happen?"
"Um, I don't know. But the last time that I left you and Kris alone, you turned him gay!" Adam exclaimed.
"So? What's the big deal?" he asked.
"Oh, forget it! But no doing anything stupid. No turning every hot gut that you see gay. No running off somewhere to get married!" Kris and Drake looked at each other. "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" He yelled.
"Fine," the two of them grunted.
"Come on, Adam. We have a plane to catch," Allison said, walking in to the room.
"Alright baby, let's go," Adam replied. They left, but not before Adam could say, "No marrying my Kris!"
"He's not yours!" Drake yelled back at him.
One Adam and Allison had left; Kris and Drake had yet again, started to make out.
"Wait. I have a better idea!" Drake yelled.
"Let's go run off and do exactly what Adam said not to do!" Kris yelled back.
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*Drake and Kris' Wedding*
"I now pronounce you husband and… um, other guy. You may now kiss the… um, other guy…" the priest dude said. But Drake and Kris were already making out like rabits.
"Okay, I have got to get another job," the priest said, walking out of the room.
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*When Adam and Allison got back home*
"I don't hear anything. Where are they?" Adam asked his girlfriend.
"Oh. Here's a note," Allison said, handing it to Adam. Adam took the note and read it out loud.
"Dear whoever is reading this, GUESS WHAT????!!! KRIS AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!!! So by the time that whoever reads this reads this, we will be on our honey moon. BY!!!"
"Wow. They actually got married!" Allie exclaimed.
"DRAKE!!!" Adam yelled again.
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All right. Completely random. I know that.
