Well. This is an odd nugget of a project. I was reading Imagine by Autobot Chromia and was inspired to do this. Basically, the narrator is a blank slate, for you to imagine yourself upon, and the person xe is addressing is a creepypasta of your choice. Fair warning, this is a romance; there won't be anything above PG-13, and it will work with any of the humanoid pastas. The narrator is gender neutral as well, so you're good no matter what gender you are. :) Enjoy!

I know about you. I know all about you.

I read your story, on the internet. I think this world has been cruel to you. I think you're misunderstood. I think you're beautiful.

My parents don't like that I read about you and the others so much. I know they just worry for me. But I like not sleeping very much. It gives me more time to do things. Did you know humans spend one-third of their lives asleep?

I don't like that. I'd rather spend my time reading, or playing games, or just living, awake. It's so much more fun to have more time. I know more things than half the kids in my grade.

I wonder what it would be like to talk to you. In all likelihood, you would be trying to kill me if we met. I know life doesn't work like it does in fanfiction.

I wish I could tell you you're okay. I wish I could let you know people care for you. Granted, plenty of them are slightly depraved individuals, or dangerously obsessive fangirls, but it's better than being invisible.

It's better than being me.

Loneliness is cold. It's like winter, and snow. It burns you with its coldness. That's why I like summer so much. It makes me feel warm, if only for a moment.

I wonder if you feel the cold like I do.

If I met you, I would hold you close. You would kill me a moment after, of course, but it might ease the cold for you a bit. It helps me, to be hugged.

I don't love you. You can't love someone you've never met, someone you're not even sure is real. But I feel for you. I feel every hurt that was made upon you. I feel your aching heart.

If you're real, I'm here to listen to you. Just give me a call.

I'm always here to listen.